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Operation: L.O.V.E.B.I.R.D.S
Chapter 2:expenxive and rather cheesy attempts
ATTEMPT NO3
This ones gonna work! I know it! If it doesn't then Im gonna kick myself on the head for it! THIS PLAN COST ME ALL MY POCKET MONEY FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS AND TODAY IS ONLY TUESDAY!
two hours later
Mua hahaha. They fell for it! THEIR GONNA GO TO ROMANTICO ROMANCIO FRENCH RESTRAUNT TONIGHT! Well, they think that I am going too but what I'm gonna do is gonna really surprise them!
Man, I use the word gonna way too much.
much much later
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! It didn't work! kicks myself in the head ow... GRRRR...now I'm frustrated and in pain and dead broke plus those two idiots still haven't got the message!
Okay Tuck, keep your cool... deep breath... lets review what happened shall we?
earlier
TUCKER'S THOUGHTS ARE IN ITALIC
"Hey Tuck!" Danny called. "Yo!" I replied. "Hey! I still can't believe you got us places at Romantico Romancio the most expensive restraunt in Amity Park!" Sam said. Heh. Only for you two lovebirds, that is. "Um... Tuck? Why are you treating us to THE most expensive eatery in the whole town? I mean ,not to be rude or anything, but the only place besides your house which we eat at is the nasty burger, the nastiest, cheapest, most horrible place in the town. Even though its the cheapest, you always run off, leaving me and Danny to foot the bill." Sam said suspiciously .
"um... because I want to make up for all of that and I think I'm late and I gotta go bye!" I spluttered and ran off to go hide in corner with my heart in my throat. Whew, that was close! "have you noticed that Tuck's been behaving weird lately?" "Yup. I think he ate too many Nasty Bastyies at the Nasty burger again." "hmmm... maybe" hey! I only did that because Dash dared me to!
The rest of the evening was quite uneventful. Juuuuust before I we were "supposed" to meet up, I called in to say I was sick. Then I put on my teenage mutant ninja turtles suit (well it was the best thing I had!) and snuck out to tail the two clueless lovebirds. Well, it wasn't right to say nothing happened. The box ghost showed up (Beware!) and Danny kicked his butt as usual and I nearly gave myself away when I stepped on Mrs. Creedly's cat. But besides that, nothing much happened, yeah.
at the restraunt
" Hey Danny, do you think Tucker's sick?" "I dunno. Maybe he is." "Remember when we went to his house? I think he has diarrhea." Fume. Here I am , sitting in this prickly bush, listening to them making small talk. The topic tonight is whether I had gone delirious or not. I went on those long toilet breaks so you two could have alone time! "remember when he put those flowers in your locker? Maybe he thought that would make a good joke." Fume fume. "remember when..." and so on it went. The way back home was dead boring. The box ghost didn't even turn up.
at Sam's doorstep
Hey hey! The grand finale, the last curtain, the finale act! I was watching from behind a giant animal hedge sculpture thing (man, Sam has got a lot of these!) " Umm... well, goodnight, Sam ." "goodnight Danny." Come on! Give her a kiss, you fool! KISSSSS! SMOOOCCCCCHHHH!SNOG! DO SOMETHING! And do you know what the idiot does! He walks away! Walks! Away! From his perfect love match! All my effort for nothing!
DAMMIT!
Hee.. I hope you liked this. I wont be writing or updating for the next few days coz Chinese new year(YES! I AM CHINESE!) is coming up and I'll be out visiting relatives. I hope to write up the next chappie soon tho. For all those chinese pple reading this, GONG XI FA CAI! ( HAPPY NEW YEAR!)