Sunnydale High can teach you some crazy things
Anya casually picked up her books and walked out of class, looking for a familiar face in the crowd that was SunnyDale high. Xander happened to be the first face she spotted.
"Xander!" she shouted loudly, attracting stares from her fellow classmates.
Oh crap, Xander thought, better find Willow, Buffy or Oz to save me from her.
But it was to late. Anya had already walked up to Xander and now was talking to him, without him realising it.
"…so they taught us about orgasms." Anya finished her sentence
"What!" Xander exclaimed, having only caught the last part of the conversation.
"Orgasms. You know…"
"I know what they are Anya, and try and keep it down."
"Why?" Anya replied
"You really haven't been human all that long, have you?" Xander asked moving the conversation outside.
"Well, almost eight months!"
"Okay, well humans don't really talk about relations of, well, sex so openly"
"What
are you on about?"
"they taught you about," Xander looked
around then whispered "Orgasms, yeah?"
"Yes, Orgasm, you're an orgasm and so am I." She said staring at him.
"What class did you say you where in again?" Xander asked.
"Didn't, I was in science."
Something then clicked in Xander's mind.
"OH! OrganISM!"
"Yes that's what I've been saying I really don't get why you went so weird, Cordelia's right about you" Anya said getting up from the bench they were sitting on.
"What did she say about me?" Xander said, suddenly worried.
"That you're never going to be on a mathematic quiz show, I can't seem to remember what she called it." Anya replied over her shoulder, walking away.
Xander sat there still thinking the odd conversation through. He then got up and started walking to the library.