No One Dies A Virgin Life Screws Us All

By Littletrickstergirl

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. Happy.

Okay guys. You talked me into it. I just can't leave my readers in the dark. I know there was some confusion In the last chapter. But It will clear it's self up don't worry. You don't have to understand everything. I hope you appreciate this. I was really thinking of discontinuing it. Considering I'm writing 2 other stories at the same time. But that's my fault. Okay Enjoy. Ya I know I changed the title but I thought this one fit it better.

Chapter One: Goodbye EH!

"Hey Mr. Midnight. What's this surprise then." Jackie yelled from the back of the room. She had to be Harry's favorite student. Besides being an absolute genius in History, and not flaunting it about, she never showed people her perfect grades. She was brown haired with blond streaks, and deep chocolate brown eyes. She was short, and not fat but not skinny either. She never let things get her down. Not even the people who made fun of her. She usually got them back by waiting until they said the wrong thing and cutting them down to size with her sarcasm.

"Ya, common Dude. You wasting my last few weeks of freedom." That would be Matthew. Another history genius who wouldn't admit it. He had dark brown hair and gray eyes. He was tall and athletically muscular. He was on the track team. And it was well know around school that those gray eyes of his were constantly on Jackie. He was determined to take her to prom, but she kept turning him down. "I've got better things to do Mr. Midnight."

Harry raised delicately arched eyebrows. He was sweating in the upstairs classroom of the high school. "I'm not that happy about being up here either. And what could you possibly have to do that's better than sweating up here with me." Matt grinned dreamily. The 4 of the other girls Harry had invited to the meeting sighed, he was just so damn cute to them.

Ringo shifted in the back. He wasn't really smart in the subject but enjoyed it immensely. He ran a hand through his black hair streaked with red. His sunglasses hide the amusement in his eyes. He threw his arm around his friend with benefits Dominique. She shared his amusement and kissed him lightly on the cheek. Her red hair was swept back in a pony tail and her hazel eyes told all. She often babysat for Harry and his kids were extremely fond of the red head.

"Your smarter than that." she said twisting a lock of Ringo's hair through her fingers. He yawned replying "Ya we all know he's got his mind on how to convince Jackie to even acknowledge him." Harry grinned at Matthew. "Among other things he wants her to do I suppose." The boy just blushed lightly but Jackie glared at her favorite teacher. "Mind. Gutter. OUT! Are you going to tell us why we're here anyway."

Harry chuckled and loosened his tie. "What would you say if I had a way for you to get out of most of your school work this year and take you on an all expense paid trip to Europe?" The students all stared at him for a few minutes until Matthew broke out of his daze. He fixed his eyes on Harry for a while before turning around to face the rest of the class. "ALL HAIL MR. MIDNIGHT! THE BEST TEACHER THIS SCHOOLS EVER SEEN!" he bellowed. To Harry's surprise every single one of the students including Jackie jumped up and started cheering. Well.. This certainly would be a very interesting trip.

He gave them all the information that they would be leaving the week before school. All the students left chattering, the girls about what clothes to bring, the guys about hot European girls. Besides Harry 4 favorite students there were 4 other girls and 5 other guys making a total of 13 grade 12's, him, Kari, Tyson and Julian. He wasn't surprised that Matthew, Jackie, Ringo, and Dominique had stayed behind. They reminded him of himself, Ron, and Hermione back when they were kids. It seemed so long ago now.

Jackie cuffed Matthew on the back of his head on their way up to his desk. "Will you go out with me? Please!" he asked for the 4th time. "Not a snowball's chance in Hell, Matt." came the reply. "Oh well, better than no chance at all." He said optimistically. "OW!" Matt rubbed the spot where she hit him. He was wearing her down he knew it. Before she wouldn't even have bothered to talked to him. He grinned happily. The pricklier she got the more he loved her.

Ringo covered a smile. They wouldn't ever grow up. Not those two. He looked up at their teacher and chuckled. "Something funny, eh?" Harry asked suspiciously. Domie read his mind before he could reply. "Are you enjoying your new hair cut Harry?" The Boy Who Lived shook his head. He still couldn't get over how quickly they'd discovered that he was a wizard. Seems Domie and Matthew were squibs and Jackie and Ringo had simply discovered their magical parents. When they entered his class they had decided something wasn't right and proceeded to figure it out. That was one of the reasons Domi babysat for him. So that it wouldn't matter if one of the kids let something spill.

As for his hair, Harry actually liked it. He made a bet with his students at the end of last year. If they won they got to give Harry a makeover, and if he won they got triple homework for the year. Oh course his students won and these 4 had been in the class. It had resulted in a single silver hoop earring, spiked and neon green tipped hair, and a Chinese wolf tattoo on his right arm for Harry. Plus an entirely new wardrobe. However to his students disappointment Harry rather liked the changes instead of hating them. And of course now he was the coolest teacher in school.

"Actually I do rather like it." Harry admitted to them. Jackie rolled her eyes "We knew you would. So the twins finally get accepted to Hogwarts?" Harry nodded , he sometimes found her frankness a bit disconcerting. They all grinned and clapped Harry on the back. "So I take it that's the real reason behind the trip?" Matt asked. "Ya, but when the twin do get put in Hogwart I intend to catch up with a few old friends and then take you guys out on that tour of Europe." Suddenly Harry was surrounded by evilly smiling teenagers. He was almost afraid to ask but he did. "What is that look for." he asked a little fearfully.

Ringo surprisingly had the biggest smirk of all. "Well, remember when we found out you were a wizard. And we made you tell us all about you time at Hogwarts and Lord Moldy Shorts and everything?" "Yes." Domi smiled more pleasantly. "Well we have decided that you are one of us. And no body messes with one of us. As a result I do hope we run into a certain old flame of yours." Harry actually grinned. He knew they were talking about Ginny Weasley. And he almost felt sorry for her. He'd seen on more than one occasion what his young friends were capable of. Almost. Harry had an idea. "And if we were to run in with a certain blond haired Slytherin, he wouldn't walk away unscathed would he?"

"Not a chance." each of them relied. Matthew looked around before shrugging and stealing Harry's soda. "So where we going to be setting up base camp." he said opening the can. Harry yawned. "I contacted the house elves at Potter Manor to clean the place up." Jackie nodded. "Sounds good to me. So, anything you gonna miss here since we're going with you." Harry rolled his eyes. "Well, Tim Horton's coffee for one thing. But you got me a coffee maker for Christmas so I'll get buy with the packets. And now I can't come see Montreal kick Toronto's butt on the ice. But I'll just get Mrs. Jackson to tape it for me. Other wise nothing I can think of. "

Jackie grinned. "That's the spirit. But I gotta go get mum to sign the permission forms so I'll see you later Eh." She walked out with Domi and Ringo, leaving Matthew. He stared after Jackie with a dreamy look in his eyes. "I'll get her one day." he told Harry before wandering aimlessly out the door.

Harry just shook his head at his young friends before apperating home to his kids.

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So what'd you guys think hmm… Okay so it wasn't great but I wrote it in like 2 hours so sue me. I do have a life you know. Don't forget to check out my other awesome stories. K. REVIEW OR I"LL STOP WRITING!

- Littletrickstergirl