Fluffy Thongs and BBQ Tongs
Chapter two
All four students looked at Filch, each unsure what to do next.
Ron was deathly pale, obviously still reliving the moment when...when...ewwww no! It was to gross to mention.
Hermione looked lost for words, she hadn't expected to be caught, and she was the one who was meant to be doing the catching, damnit.
Harry had that calculating look upon is face, the once that meant he was thinking WAY to much and went and did something ridiculously stupid and idiotic that got everyone into trouble and caused a near death experience.
This is why Draco decided to take the matter in hand. He nudged Harry in the ribs and leant forward slightly as Filch was beginning to shoo Ron towards the door.
"Let's just carry on." The blonde whispered in his boyfriend's ear.
"WHAT?" Harry began to yell but Draco's hand muffled the sound and continued saying:
"Just play along."
Harry nodded, wondering what the hell Draco was up to. He didn't have much time to wonder as Draco's lips became attached to his, he did what he had been instructed and 'played along' not that it took much for him to do that.
Ron and Hermione both paled considerably, they had both turned around at Filch's in take of breath. The caretaker and two Gryffindor's looked as if they might be fish out of water, their mouths were opening and closing in shock, it was Filch to recover first.
"Oh, so THIS is why you were out of bed."
Harry and Draco didn't stop to listen, they were both to preoccupied with sticking their tongues down the others throat as much as possible to care.
Filch, Ron noticed, had a peculiar glint I his eye. It was almost disturbing. It began to worry him slightly, he watched as Filch stalked towards Harry and Draco, lust showing in his eyes now.
Hang on, wait, did I just think Filch had...LUST...in his eyes. Ron thought to himself. SHIT I did.
Draco opened his eyes mid snog to see the others reactions to the kiss, he caught a glimpse of a very aroused Filch heading straight for them.
That can't be good Draco thought. So as much as he wanted to continue the kiss he pulled Harry as close to him as possible and dived out of the way just in time, Harry to involved in the kiss, barely noticed and they continued to snog on the floor. Until Draco, as much as it pained him to do so, pushed Harry away grabbed his hand and the four students made a break for the door, Harry still slightly dazed.
Once outside the door they were all slightly confused on which way to run. Draco grabbed what he thought was Harry's hand and began to run.
"Come on Harry, we have to get out of here."
"But I'm not..."
"Yes you are, we've discussed this, you are GAY."
"No but I'm not Ha..."
"Yes you are happy! You are! Now we have to go before Filch decides to run! Oh dear lord can you imagine!"
Draco tugged harder on the others sleeve and pelted round a corner, leaving the others to fend Filch off alone.
"Quickly in here!"
Draco pulled him into a small door and threw him over the other side. A few bangs were heard as he fell over something in the darkness of the very, very, VERY small cupboard that Draco had forced him into.
This can't be could Ron thought as Draco shut the door and settled himself next to him. Not good at all!
"Err...Why did Draco take Ron with him?" Hermione asked staring after the couple who had run round the corner away from Filch, who was now gaining on the others quickly.
"Maybe he has a thing for red heads?" Harry shrugged looking at his own hair and running a hand through it thoughtfully. "Maybe I could..."
"No Harry, we have to hide! Quickly, this way!" Hermione grabbed him and ran in the other direction to Filch.
They rounded a sharp corner and Hermione gasped just as before she collided with another person walking towards them. They fell to the floor in a tangle of limbs and loud groans.
"Bloody Gryffindor's!" The person grumbled to himself.
"Blaise! What the hell are you doing up here?" Hermione exclaimed pulling herself up and adjusting her clothes.
"He's shagging Snape!" Harry cackled in delight, enjoying the pretty colour of pink he was turning.
"What? Right this second?" Hermione grimaced.
"No! Look at him! He looks like he's just got back from a good long hard time with the potions master. SNAPEFEST!"
Harry snorted and threw his arms up in the air in triumph, Blaise coloured even more.
"Shut it Potter! At least I'm not shagging Malfoy!"
"At least Draco has taste in thongs! Honestly! Red? Please!"
"Shut up, both of you! We'll be shagging Filch soon if we're not hiding in the next five seconds!" Hermione said as they heard footsteps coming their way.
They dived into the first room they found which just so happened to be another cupboard. Coincidently another very, very, VERY small cupboard.
"Blaisey Boo's! I saw you go in there, it's ok, it's just Snapey Snickles."
"SNAPEY SNICKLES." Harry began giggling uncontrollably as Snape threw open the cupboard door and caused all three of them to tumble out at his feet.
He stared at the three students on the floor at his feet. One had gone rather green and looked as if he'd been having a very good time at SNAPEFEST that night, one was giggling like a girl and rolling around clutching his sides, tears of laughter trickling down his cheeks. The other was just pulling herself up looking very embarrassed to say the least and franticly looking around as if she expected something to pounce any second.
"Let me guess..." Snape growled. "Homework club?"
"No." Harry snorted between giggles. "It's the fluffy thong society."
Second chapter … what did you think? I love writing this fic, it makes me laugh.