Notes
Summary: The Magic Parchment of the Marauders allows them to pass notes without exactly passing. What happens when Lily, Harry, Ron, and Hermione find copies?
PLEASE READ!-
Now, that mina94 and HarryPotterNinja are doing this together, the writing style may change, and sometimes it'll be only by one of the authors, but will be pasted on both. Now things that we changed as of now:
-Hermione has been excluded in this chapter to include more of Mr. Moony (requested by a reviewer to have more of moony.)
-Changed Ron's font, and as you may have noticed, Ron may appear less often.
-Harry Potter Ninja can't postuntil the 22nd because of a catagory misplace and will be posting this chapter later.
Author
Harry Potter (only in notes)
Lily Evans
Sirius Black
James Potter
Remus Lupin
Ron Weasley
'and on the subject of magical matter blah blah blah, I like cheese, yatta yatta,' Oh Moonykins, I can't! It's too boring to write! I'll be scarred for LIFE!
Well, Padfoot, this wouldn't have happened if YOU didn't flush my copy of Magical Science of the 20th Century down the toilet.
I told you Black!
Since when do you call him Black?
Shut Up! Potter!
Something is TERRIBLY wrong…
Stop it, Lupin!
AHHHH! MUST ESCAPE!
April fools! Moonykins!
Er… godfather dear, it's the middle of September.
Hey! Don't call me 'Godfather dear,'! It makes me sound… OLD!
So, kid, you wanna be an Auror?
I don't think I have a choice.
He was born an auror.
Evans! You decided to show up!
I didn't have a choice, dear Black.
What do you mean? (Innocent Face!)
Someone decided to put chocolate pudding in my notebooks, and it won't disappear until I showed up.
lol. Padfoot, you didn't!
Of course he didn't. Mr. Padfoot D. S. S. Black VALUES and treats his BEST FRIENDS girlfriend with HOSPITALITY and MANNERS.
What do the initials stand for?
Mister Padfoot Dodo-brain Stupid-head Sirius Black.
Er… creative.
Yes… well done.
…
Prongsie! How could you? (cries.)
What did he do to insult you, Black?
He… he broke the rule on page 1002-1003 in the Marauder's handbook of brotherly pranking! HOW COULD YOU?
Padfoot, my old friend. He did not break that rule. The rule is: "No one is allowed to use pranking against another Marauder, or there Semi/Junior Marauder friends unless granted permission by all other Marauders."
Moony… that would mean the Padfoot here had broken that rule. He HAS used pranking against me, and Miss Lily Evans AFTER she was my friend.
HOW DARE U INSULT THE MIGHTY GENERAL ONION! ((A/N: Got it from "Operation Halloween," thanks author person who's name I will add sometime in this story. lol.))
Onion? (Snort)
Oops! I meant: HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE MIGHTY GENERAL ORION!... It was a 'writo.'
What's a writo?
Well you silly chilly peppers, a 'WRITO' is a typo, but you write it instead of type it.
Have you ever noticed that chilly peppers are the exact opposite of chilly?
Yes, Harry, I have.
Me as well.
As have I.
CHILLY PEPPERS? WHERE! AHHHH! HIDE THE BUNNIES!
We shall ignore thou.
Old English 101?
Si.
Don't even START with the Spanish again.
accord.
WHAT?
'Accord.' French for 'okay' as in to agree with someone.
What are you a walking dictionary?
LES POIVRE FROIDS!
What?
'Les poivre froids' French for, 'THE CHILLY PEPPERS!'
How do you people know this stuff?
It's called, then you type in English to French Translations.
Right…
Anyway, why are Chilly Peppers called chilly peppers if they are not Chilly?
They are also called 'red hot chilly peppers.'
Yes, but why Chilly?
Yeah, why are they called chilly peppers?
MES PANTALON ONT FROID !
what?
"My pants are cold."
What the hell!
Er… Padfoot, pal you did you take your medication today?
me? er…well… yes… I mean no… YOU WILL NOT MEDICATE ME ALIVE!
Yes..well… er. How about a drink of… coffee?
COFFEE? MUST HAVE COFFEE! WHERE'S THE COFFEE?
Padfoot, look behind you! It's a cookie!
COOKIES! (turns around and runs straight into Snape. Almost bites on Snape's toe.)
Ewww!
That's JUST GROSS.
Padfoot, old friend, I shall escort you to Madam Promfey
(Mr. Moony and Mr. Padfoot signed off.
Er… I think I'll go to bed now…. again….
(Miss Lily Evans Left)
I shall go now-eth. Take care-eth oh, Harry Potter… eth.
Yeah… bye.
Sorry for the long wait but it's been CRAZY! Anyway HPN will be posting soon! Check her info page to find out more. ; )
:-:mina94:-: