Revenge of the Yummy Burger
1 hour after the Major Zero ate the Yummy Burger.
HE GOT ANOTHER. "La la la la la la hmmm yummy burger from burger king."
"Alright that'll be another 2.99," the guy at the window said.
"YAAAAHHHH, YUMMY BURGER!"
Then a Soviet General walked over and said in a heavy Russian accent, "Yah, yummy burger Yah………………………..GIVE ME THE BURGER, YAH!"
Then Arnold Schwartzanatoratorvatoratoryatorvatorjatorcatorgator said, "AAAHHH, THAT BURGER WILL BE ELIMINATED AFTER I SAY…I'll be back."
Then Slim Shady came and said, "Yo that's the real burger, yes that's the real burger…"
WAP! "Shut the hell up white chocolate," yelled the major.
"Yo nigga' don't be hatin'"
"Too late biach you dead!"
Just then Arnold Schwartzanatoratorvatoratoryatorvatorjatorcatorgator popped a cap in Slim's white ass with his nine.
Then the major said, "I'll start the bidding at 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars."
Then Schwartzanatoratorvatoratoryatorvatorjatorcatorgator pulled out a Uzi and wasted everyone with it and took the burger. He then poured liquid hydrogen all over it and shot it with a nine that was 2 feet long. He then gave the thumbs up sign and jumped into a pit of molten steel. Jesus then walked up and repaired the burger and began to eat it and walked of with it. He was later killed in a drive by that was later blamed on a clone of Arnold Schwartzanatoratorvatoratoryatorvatorjatorcatorgator who killed him with a nine
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Mike: Well I hope you…AAAHHHH (Shot at by angry Slim and Arnold Schwartzanagor fans and pandas.)