The Burger Returns…
Snake walked gingerly on stage on began to dance. He floated like a butterfly and stung like bee, wait a sec…umm never mind anyway Snake got ready for the grand faunally. He wanted to make a speech about how he loved ballet but when he got on stage he couldn't see anything but a light hitting him in the face.
"Hey could we turn off the light please"
Click
When Snake looked at the crowd he saw an army of YUMMY BURGERS! That carried ninja stars, guns, swords, and bananas! (Wait…bananas?) Snake dove into the crowd and began devouring, no massacring the burgers, eating slaughtering, having noon tea with them.
"Oh come on, who is writing this crAp! Tea, I mean come on man this is crap. You can do better than this man come o…"
A ninja star hit snake in the shoulder.
"Oh it's on," Snake said in a black woman's voice. He continued to destroy the burgers but Snake was getting full and couldn't eat them all. Just then the Major busted through the wall in a superman costume and said, "Sup my nigga I here to save the day!"
He began to eat the burgers while Snake fainted from the Majors horrible BODY ODER! When all the burgers were dead Snake got up and said, "Hmmm I'm hungrey wanna' get some tea bitc…I mean friend."
"Umm ok asshol…buttlic…fuc…bastar… … …friend"
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