The Fantastic… uh… Tennis regulars?

By Old Fiat

Disclaimer: I do NOT own 'Tennis no Ohjisama'/'Prince of Tennis'.

Summery: The Seishun tennis regulars get super powers in freak accident. How do they deal with this? In the dumbest way possible of course! NOTE: This contains '60's super hero science. It won't make much sense.

Chapter 1: The Viper

Kunimitsu Tezuka tried to wedge his long legs in a comfortable position around the cooler in the cramped back of Coach Sumire Ryuzaki's SUV, which, oddly enough, was not being driven by Coach Ryuzaki but by Yumiko Fuji.

"Can I sit up front?" asked Eiji Kikumaru who was also extremely uncomfortable. "I feel I'm getting squished by Taka!"

"I'm not squishing you," said Takashi Kawamaru under his breath.

"Yeah," said Ryoma Echizen, who was currently sitting on Takeshi Momoshiro's lap. "Momo smells bad. Can't you put Inui back here?"

"Don't complain Ryoma, at least you don't have a bony seventh-grader butt shoved onto your lap."

"I will not put Sadaharu back there," said Yumiko, glancing in the rear-view mirror. "I think he's the only one of you guys that can read a map."

"Curse Inui," muttered Shuichiro Oishi.

Sakuno Ryuzaki and her friend Tomo were in the SUV too, but she remained silent and gazed calmly out the window.

Shusuke Fuji finally spoke. "I think we should have several cars, not just one."

Yumiko turned around, "Listen little bro, this is the biggest car I could barrow, shut-"

"LOOK OUT!" screamed Kaoru Kaido.

They crashed into a fallen telephone pole.

The wire, that was still attached, made contact with the car and all of them got electrocuted.

The water snake slithered out of the river. It flicked its tongue and tasted smoke. It slithered over to the wreckage. It went over to a boy in a burnt bandana whose body was spazing from over doses of electricity. The wrist of the boy flew too close to the wet snake and it sunk its teeth into his wrist.

The snake absorbed a massive amount of electricity then flew ten feet away and went away hissing…

Two days later…

Kaido opened his eyes. He saw the freakishly white décor of the hospital room. He saw a nurse placing flowers by his bed.

"Excuse me Madame," he said softly. "What is going on?"

"You were in a car accident," She smiled. "I'll go tell the doctor you're awake."

She left the ward. Kaido got up and went into the bathroom. He saw in the mirror that he hadn't suffered much damage externally. He might even still be able to play tennis.

He left the bathroom, and, even though it had taken his brain to realize it, it hit him that the other regulars might not have gotten off so easy. Sadaharu might be dead, same with Yumiko. Tezuka could be gravely injured. Shusuke might be scarred, Eiji might be maimed, Shuichiro could be… um… blinded!

The doctor walked in.

"Is everyone else okay? Are they hurt? Are they dead?"

"All your friends are fine. Kawamura, Tezuka and Echizen haven't woken up yet," he gave Kaido a quick check up. "You're all in good order. Your mom brought some clean clothes for you. You can change and go see all your friends."

Kaido changed and the doctor gave him a piece of paper with all the numbers of the different regulars wards.

He first went to Momo's. Let's hope he's mortally wounded.

Momo, 'un'fortunetly, was sitting on the bed and talking to his mom.

"Trust me mom, I'm fine!" he said hugging her: then he saw Kaido. "Hello Viper."

"Hello Momoshiro," Kaoru left and went to Shusuke's ward.

Shusuke was sitting on the windowsill and talking animatedly to Eiji who was sitting next to him.

"Hey Kaoru!" Eiji jumped down and gave him a nugi. "That was scary wasn't it?" He continued talking until Kaoru got sick of it and just walked off.

As he was walking towards Kunimitsu's ward he saw on his wrist a tiny bite mark. It looked like snakebite. He wasn't worried. If the doc had said he was okay, he was okay.

The doctor studied the DNA sample he'd taken from Kaido while Kaoru was unconscious.

"What!" He looked at the results. "Nurse!" A nurse came in.

"What is it Sir?"

"Look at this DNA sample result."

She stared. "T-that's not possible."

"Go fetch Kaido Kaoru!"

Two minutes later she returned with a confused Kaido.

"What is going on? I'm trying to see the rest of my team."

"Boy, look at this."

"What is it?"

"It's the result from a sample of your DNA."

"B-but," he looked up at the doctor, horror stuck. "It says this is two thirds snake DNA." He felt like he was going to throw up from a sudden thought. Oh God, I am a Viper.

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Heh heh! Kaido's a Viper! Ha!

–Old Fiat