Eddy marched outside where all the kids were playing as clouds formed in the sky, which now looked red for some reason. Edd noticed this. "A red sky...that can't be good sign! Red can be used to represent evil!"
"Symbolism bad for Ed!"
Eddy had a huge device, covered by a sheet. "Kids of camp! What I have here is my best scam ever!" Eddy pulled the sheet away to reveal a huge vacuum-like machine. "It's the Scam Titan! Like I said before, you won't have any choice but to give me your cash!" Eddy turned it on, and it began chasing the kids, one by one, sucking out all their money.
"Dork!" called Kevin, as he watched his twenty dollar bill go into the machine. Eddy rode on its' back, steering it around. The kids ran, trying to get away. Even Linus's money he had earned from his psychic booth was sucked in. The small boy got the kids' attention as Eddy's machine disappeared into the distance, looking for more victims. "I know who can save us! Calvin!"
Linus walked with the kids, explaining what had happened with the prediction he had made to Eddy. Lucy blew her top. "If you knew Eddy was going to steal our money, why didn't you tell us!"
"My predictions are accurate but vague. I certainly didn't know Eddy was up to this, which is more stealing than scamming. Besides, I know Calvin will help us!"
They found Calvin sitting in the gym with Hobbes. Calvin was talking to Hobbes, but to most of the kids, it looked like he was just talking to a stuffed tiger. "I can't believe this! I know you were trying to help, but now I'm not a hero anymore! The kids will find out, and then..."
"You have to help us," said Charlie Brown.
"Yes, the Snake-in-the-Grass-Ed-Boy has stolen Rolf's hard earnings!" said Rolf.
"I can't," sighed Calvin. "Apparently, Hobbes, Jason, and Marcus have been helping me this whole time...I'm not really a hero."
"Well, at least now we'll get some respect," said Jason. "We can probably take on this scam!"
"My prediction said Calvin had to take some part in it," insisted Linus. "It never said he couldn't have help, but if Calvin doesn't do anything, Eddy will win!"
"I would help," said Calvin, "but Eddy said Hobbes would get hurt if I did!"
"He's stuffed, you dork!" cried Kevin. "He can't get hurt! I'll prove it!" Kevin grabbed the stuffed Hobbes and punched him a few times. Then he and most of the other kids left in disgust.
Suddenly, Hobbes began to glow! "What's going on!"
Gannondorf appeared. "I can explain that. You see, the deal was that if Calvin did nothing, Hobbes would be fine. He got beaten up by Kevin, which broke the deal. This means that you all can defeat Eddy with no risk. Now, go away." Gannondorf disappeared. The kids all looked at each other, and ran down the hall.
"That was weird," said Jason. "What's the plan?"
"We find Eddy and work from there," said Calvin. They got outside to find Eddy looking down at them from his huge titan. "There you are! I think I'll see what cash you've got on you!"
Before Eddy could do anything, the kids all leapt at him, and began a furious fight. Jason knocked Eddy off, Calvin hammered at it with some tools, Marcus took a look at the controls, and Hobbes tried to open the machine.
Eddy just laughed. "If you want the money back, you have to type in a code! I stole Double D's designs! You can't do anything!"
"I'm the king of codes!" Jason shot back. "We're taking this thing to my house, and we'll crack it there! Let's roll, Marcus!"
Marcus worked at the controls, which looked like a Gamecube controller. The huge titan started rolling home. The second everyone's back was turned, Eddy sprang up, and knocked Calvin off. He grabbed the controls away and started sucking up everyone's money again. Knocking the others off, Eddy had the machine zoom home. Calvin grabbed Hobbes's claw, and started running, dragging Hobbes with him. "What are you doing!" cried the tiger.
"Trust me!" Calvin shoved Hobbes's claw into the machine's wheels and it stopped, unable to move on flat tires. Hobbes looked at his claw. "I could have done that, you know."
Eddy looked down and saw the huge mob of kids gathering around the machine, ready to climb up there and tear him apart. He quickly pressed a button, and several balloons inflated around the Scam Titan. The part that had the money stored in it blasted off and away, with Eddy riding in it! "Well, you got my machine! I give! Good thing I get to keep the cash as a constellation prize!"
Dejected, the kids watched Eddy get away. Calvin started running after him, followed by his three friends. Calvin turned around and stopped them. "Sorry, guys...but I want to take Eddy on myself."
Even if Eddy stole Edd's designs, I'm still not sure how he managed to build the "titan." Oh, well.