Eddy landed in the pool building and carried his bales of cash inside. "I can't believe this! I could have gotten more money if that idiot hadn't stopped me!"

Edd and Ed were there as well. Ed splashed around in the pool, and Edd sat up in the lifeguard tower. The smartest one looked down on Eddy with disgust. "Haven't you collected enough money? Really, you weren't even scamming the kids! You were stealing! In fact, Ed and I should be going. I don't want to be seen with you."

Ed and Edd walked out. Eddy shouted after them, "FINE! I wasn't gonna give you any of this stuff anyway! I'm happy just being with my cash!

Suddenly, Calvin jumped inside. "You're about to meet your match Eddy! Calvin!"

"And Hobbes." The tiger followed Calvin in.

"Hobbes, I said I was going to get Eddy! Can't you let me be a hero on my own?"

"You're not a hero!"

"Am too!"

"Are not!"

The argument continued until Eddy finally grabbed Hobbes and threw him into the pool. "I don't have time for this! I'll see you in Vegas!"

Eddy swept up the money sack and ran for it. Without even thinking about going after Eddy, Calvin dove into the pool after Hobbes. After a second, he burst out with his friend. "Are you okay?"

"I'm fine. But Eddy's gone."

"That doesn't matter! You're my best friend!"

Linus suddenly strolled in. "And saving Hobbes instead of stopping the villain makes you a true hero."

"But what about Eddy?"

Eddy was sneaking outside when he bumped right into Kevin and the rest of the kids. They didn't look too happy...

Calvin got out in time to see the kids reclaiming their money and beating the crap out of Eddy. "Hey, guys! I'm a hero!"

"Dork! We were the ones who stopped Eddy!"

"But...but I..."

"We know you're a hero," said Jason. A loud cheering was then heard from the woods, sounding as if it came from many bears and other animals: "YEAH! YEAH! HE DID IT! HE'S A HERO! HE'S A wimp for letting that Eddy go just to save his tiger...YEAH! HE DID IT! HERO! HERO!"

"Calvin," said Johnny, "could you sign Plank?"

"Okay, but there might not be enough room to write 'Calvin, the Greatest Most Awesome Hero In the World, Who's Cool.'"

Snoopy appeared for the last time with a chorus of Woodstock birds.

Snoopy: He saved his tiger from a deep, deep pool
Birds: It's back to norm'
Snoopy: And made Eddy look like a fool
Birds: It's back to norm'
All: A hero he won't be

But he can finally see
He's not too bad
So blow the horn
It's back to norm'

Snoopy: The kids forgot about his brave great deeds
Birds: It's back to norm'
Snoopy: But fame isn't a pure need
Birds: It's back to norm'
All: Just remember in the darkest hour

Within your heart's the power
For making you
A hero too
Eddy wishes he was never born

(Eddy: I wish for cash!)

Just keep your eyes upon the skies
Oh, thank God it's finally
The kids say it's finally

Finally, we're back to norm'!

THE END

(Snoopy: Good thing we cut before a truly awful version of "Go the Distance" plays over the end credits)