Career day(s) challenge!

The whole avatar gang has decided to take a break and try different careers. I thought about putting this in the Book of The Untitled, but it doesn't quite fit into the story line.

Claimer: I own my rp character, Jack, the big machine bleeper dude, and various other characters that come through the story.

Disclaimer: come on, that old disclaimer is boring. I want to see someone get sued for not putting that on!

Zuko: Yes, I would like to see you tortured after what you did with my diary…..

Me: O.O Mommy:hides:

Aang: You are even more pathetic than Sokka!

Sokka: Hm? What?

Kit-Kat (Katara, with Zuko's nickname): Haha, you got told, Sokka!

Sokka:Finally gets it: wait, hey!

Zula: Get on with the disclaimer already, you imbecile.

Me: You are just jealous that your intelligence doesn't match the amount of mine:XP:

Disclaimer: I don't own these people; the cast of ATLA.

Iroh: People own us? That's absurd!

All: Yeah! What happened to our rights:a lot of yakking:

Me:O.-: I have no desire to tell why…..Well, we are here to find you guys some new jobs, right?

Suki: HEY! THEY'RE GIRLS HERE TOO!

:;'………………………….…………..';:

Me: Okay, lets start over. Oprah all! Welcome to…..

Aang: What's with the 'Oprah'?

Zuko: Yeah. Are you retarded or something?

Me:twitch: No. Oprah means hello.

Kit-Kat: oh, okay!

Me: Um, okay…. :pulls out the classifieds: Hey, Sokka, you can do this!

Sokka: I can do what?

Me: Walk an old ladies dog!

Sokka: Ewww….

Me: Ew! No, not like that! Like a puppy! Woof woof?

Zuko: Yep. She's retarded.

Me:twitch: hm…:presses a big purple button: hey, can you get jack in here?

Zuko: Jack! WHERE!

(read story 1 if you don't get the jack thing)

:Jack comes in, doors lock behind him and metal covers the windows:

Jack: What did you need?

Me: Entertainment.

Zuko: JACKY:glomps Jack:

Jack: MERCY MARY! NOT YOU! HELP!

:;'………………………….…………..';:

As Jack tries to get Zuko off of him, I continue questioning Sokka.

Me: Think you can handle a dog?

Suki: He's a warrior. He can handle anything!

Sokka: Well, yeah! I can handle a dog!

Me: Good, because I already called her! She'll be picking you up in 10 minutes! Get your stuff and be waiting on the curb!

:I pressed a button (one of many) and Sokka went through a hole in the ground:

Sokka: …! GAH!

:the hole closes:

Suki:o.O:

:Jack starts running around the room screaming with Zuko in hot pursuit, loll:

(:ah, yes the room. The room has cream- colored walls with a large oval blonde wood table in the middle. It has a blue shag rug, with art-deco chairs around the table. The walls either have shelves with mysterious objects on it or blonde wood cabinets with labels. Like one says: PERISHABLE OBJECTS: FOOD, with 10 locks and a keypad. There is a huge plasma-screen TV across from where I sit, also where I sit (at the head of the table) is a large keypad with mysterious buttons. Ah, yes me. Let me describe my rp character. I have long, dark, purple-black hair down to my ankles, and bright lime green eyes. I have on a black, full bodied jumpsuit that covers my left arm (not my right), with a red faux fur top and skirt. Oh, I have leather boots on, because LEATHER IS COOL. Sorry. I might sound like a Goth, but I'm not. Lol, try to guess my favorite colors:)

me: okay, lets see how Sokka is doing. :I turn on the plasma TV and everyone stops what they're doing to watch. Jack and Zuko sit down to watch:

:an image comes on the screen…:

:;'………………………….…………..';:

hello, ready for more? Well wait, please. They do to. :pokes Zuko:

Zuko: Grrrrrrr…….

Ummmm….. oops?

Be back for more!

-Shirakura

P.S. I am not retarded you idiot Zuko! I am BRILLIANT!

HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA (mandark laugh)