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Disclaimer: I do not own any of Avatar: The Last Airbender…
Aang: Whoa…
Katara: Something's definitely wrong here…
Me: what…
Zuko: You're all, err, depressed…
Me: hm…
Katara: What's wrong?
Me: hm… Excuse me, I have to go and wash this black dot off of my forehead…
As I walk out, Jack realizes something.
Jack: She lost her other story, and is afraid she might loose this one too….
Suki: But if she keeps it up like this, no one will read!
Zula: Who the hell cares? Either way this will be removed.
Ozai: But what happens with us after, you know.. :fiddles with his pink tie:
Zula: We will go +poof+
Aang: God, and I was starting to like it here…
Katara: Me too…
Zuko: Me three…
Ozai: Me four…
All:O.O:
Me:walks in: why is everyone staring at Ozai? Did he do something disturbing again?
Aang: OH HEY! Shirakura, we were just talking about you…
Katara: Shut up Aang!
All:O.O:
Katara:claps hand over mouth: Oh my god!
Zula: no!
Zuko: Oocness!
Aang: This cant be!
Jack: So this is the curse of the lame author…
Me: Excuse me:sits down:
Jack: When an Author is bad at writing, or depressed, or anything of that sort, there is many, MAAANYY side effects….
Jet: Dude, soooooooo not kewel.
Haru:in high girly voice: OH NO! MORE OOCNESS!
Katara: Jet and Haru havegot it too!
Jack: no that's just plain old Haru.
Jet: yep
Zuko: You would know.
Jet: EXCUSE ME!
Me: Settle down, little ones.
Aang: Hey, that was a little Shirakura peeping out, huh?
Me: I have no idea what you are talking about…
Haru:gets up, comes over and slaps me:
Me: ow. What was that for?
Haru: If you're not going to be yourself, then we have a problem! It is our job to keep this story going! You are sooo thick skulled! Snap out of it, You Lame Author!
:poit:
Aang: Oh no, you didn't just do that Haru..
Me: How….dare… you…..
Haru: SNAP OUT OF IT! SOKKA WAS KIDNAPPED BY SOME EVIL WOMAN, AND YOU ARE JUST GONNA SIT THERE LIKE A LUMP ON A LOG? I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THIS!
Me: LOOK WHO'S TALKING, SMART MOUTH! YOU ARE A ONE-EPISODE CHARACTER! WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW! IT WOULD BE A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE IF YOU CAME UP NEXT SEASON! I DON'T CARE ABOUT SOKKA! HE IS SOME LAME CHARACTER ONLY THERE FOR COMIC RELIEF! I DON'T NEED HIM :gets up and walks out:
Haru: She didn't have to be so harsh… :tear:
Jet:walks over: Poor Haru…
I crash through the doors with a camera.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I CAUGHT YOU TWO HUGGING ON CAMERA! I HAVE PROOF:puts camera in locked cabinet and sits down:
All:O.O:
Katara: WE MUST GO SAVE SOKKA!
Jack: YES! LET US GO MILADY!
Katara: OH JACK!
Jack: OH KATARA!
Katara: OH JACK!
Jack: OH KATARA!
Katara: OH JACK!
Jack: OH KATARA!
Me: OH MY GOD!
Zuko: OH JACKY!
Jack: OH MY GOD!
Katara: OH ZUKO!
Jack: OH KATARA!
Zhao: OH AZULA!
Zula:O.O:
Jack: OH SHIRAKURA!
Me : OH MY GOD!
Haru: OH JET!
Jet: OH HARU!
Me:gags:
Suki: OH SOKKA!
Sokka jumps through window, all torn up with a briefcase in his hand
Sokka: OH SUKI!
irohsteashoppegirls: OH IROH!
All:silence:
Me: err… Hi guys.
Iroh: I see you have come on schedule!
irohsteashoppegirls: Yep. Where's the tea?
Iroh: right over here!
:… all chat while drinking tea…:
Me: sooooo…. Sokka…. Whats in the briefcase?
Sokka: The loads of cash The woman gave me for walking her dog in the Ghetto.
Me:O.o: Err…
Sokka rips off his shirt and shows a gunshot wound.
Sokka: Well, 1) she had to pay for the surgery, and 2) I have never taken off my shirt/sweatshirt thingy in even ONE episode yet!
Me: …
Suki: Don't stare!
Me: ...
Sokka: OOOOKAY then…
Suki: Dude, I am getting negative vibes right now…
Sokka: STOP STARING AT ME! I AM GETTING VERY INSECURE RIGHT NOW!
Me: That's because you have low self-esteem…
Sokka: Why are you staring?
Me: You need to go to Jenny Craig…
Suki: UH!
Sokka: WELL THANKS!
Me: why did you think I was staring, anyways?
Sokka: um….no idea…..?
Suki: Grrrrrrrrrr……
Aang:slowly backs away from Suki:
Katara: Ummmmmmm…. Sokka….
Sokka: What?
Katara: Your fly's open….
Sokka: NOOOOOOOO:zips:
Me: haha! In your face!
Aang: SHIRAKURS'S BACK:throws arms around me:
Me: GET OFF ME YOU BIG EYED CREEP!
Aang:pouts:
Me: Go play with those marbles of Yours, You know you want to impress Katara. :eyebrow raised:
Aang: I…. :blushes:
Katara:blushes
Sokka:growls:
Jack: NOOOOOO! KATARA'S MIIIIIIIIIIINNNNE!
Katara and Jack throw themselves into a deep 'embrace'. I pull Jack away as Sokka pulls Katara away. I then throw Jack at Zuko.
Zuko: JACKY BABY!
Jack: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Oprah, I appear to have come close to insanity, there. Dude, I think the Haret (or harjet, or HaruXJet) couple is the only one I support :XD! Well, not really. I can dog on anything that is anything Avatar. Oh, I have been thinking of changing the name of this. I have so far been following the plot, I found a job for Sokka, dude he got a freaking load of cash! No fair! I just need some catchy new title. Any suggestions? Just e-mail or pm me OR review.
Dude, I was staring at Sokka for no reason! I actually stare at people like that in real life :XP!
I am trying to find a job for someone else next. I just need to know who and what.
Your Humourist,
-Shirakura
HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA (mandark laugh)
Oh, pretty long chapy, huh? Well, compared to my others...