It seems today that L, has revealed his identity to Light as Schwarzenegger Arnold.
The next day, Schwarzenegger and Light was scheduled to meet at Tim Hortons, as
a formal greeting. They entered the store; picked a seat in the center of the store
and sat down. Light flipped through the menu. Schwarzenegger crouched in his chair
as he obnoxiously stared at Light.
"May I have 30 timbits, and two cups of coffee? Said Light.
"Schwarzenegger, do you drink coffee?" Light asked.
"Seldomly, but I'll have most of the timbits…" replied Schwarzenegger with a raspy tone of voice.
10 o'clock, the Saturday customers began to flow into the restaurant.
Schwarzenegger and Light was having the most enjoyable conversation until a man
'accidentally' bumped into Light.
"My apologies." said the man.
"Dad?" said Schwarzenegger, surprisingly.
Light observed closely at Schwarzenegger's father.
"So what are you doing with this young gentleman here?" Schwarzenegger's father asked.
"We are making out, it's rather entertaining." said Schwarzenegger with a serious face.
Light choked, Schwarzenegger's father stared at Schwarzenegger for several moments.
"He seems surprised, which means that he would have never imagined that…" thought Light, "He would definitely leave soon."
"Making out, hmm…may I join?" asked Schwarzenegger's father.
"If you insist." said Schwarzenegger.
Light did a double-take.
"So how long have you guys known each other?" asked L's father.
"Actually, this is our second encounter Mr. Arnold" said Light.
"It must be fun. And please do call me Hritni Thears, we here are among friends."
"Hritni Thears….. So Schwarzenegger, how long have you known your father?" asked Light.
"…"
"…That is none of your concern."
Hritni Thears dies of a Cardiac Arrest. A crowd surrounds the man.
"But you know Light, I know you are the heart attack causer. " rasped Schwarzenegger as he took out a gun.
"Hritni Thears was not my father, but someone who was hired by me to cause you discomfort in a way that you had to kill him. And I was right, you were even brave enough to kill him right in front of me…" said Schwarzenegger.
"…"
"It seems that, L, Light have confounded you." said 'Light' as he took off his mask, "My real name is Brad Pitt."
"…"
"Looks like that we're on the same page, " rasped L as he took off his mask, "My true name is…Tom Cruise."
"…Very well, I hope that we can have a straight conversation next time, without that man." said Brad Pitt.
Both Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt left the scene of the crime as the police came to investigate the death of Hritni Thears, but found out that under his mask…he was Michael Jackson.
The theme is pretty much just comedy. A mixture of manga characters (from Deathnote) and the names of celebrities, I find that to be most amusing for that manga characters aren't real while using the names of celebrities.