Well, first things first. Thanks for reviewing! Also, you probably won't get this chapter unless you have seen Muppet Treasure Island (LOL). Oh, and these chapters are not in order from the beginning of PotC to the end, just a reminder. Enjoy! I had fun writing this one.

Disclaimer: I own nothing related to anything...'cept maybe my cat...

Chapter 2:

The Singing Adventure to Tortuga

Will dropped from the main boom and landed very hard and ungracefully on deck. Ow, I'm going to feel that one in the morning...

"...So can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?" Jack flipped the sword around, handle to Will.

Will took the sword, "Tortuga?"

Jack smiled the smile that makes fangirls faint, "Tortuga."

Majestic music began to play in the background.

"This voyage has begun!" Jack shouted to no one in particular, but suddenly a whole crowd of people appeared out of nowhere.

"Let go forward line. Let go back line," Jack shouted some more.

Will sat there on deck dumbfounded. He had heard things about Captain Jack Sparrow, but being so daft such as this? He is insane, Will thought.

The crowd of people began to do work around the ship.

"When the course is laid and the anchor's weighed, a sailor's blood begins racing," sailors were singing as swabbing the deck.

"With our hearts unbound and our flag unfurled, we're under way and off to see the world! We're under way and off to see the world!" the crew was dancing around the deck, all facing the same direction, but facing no one in particular.

Jack joined the singing crew, "Hey ho, we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing. Manly men are we! Sailing for adventure on the deep blue sea."

Everyone stopped singing, although the music still continued. Jack walked up to will, "Come on now, Will. We don't want you to get scared just because we're singing."

Will nodded feebly before the crew began to sing again, "Danger walks the deck, we say what the heck. We laugh at the perils we're facing. Every storm we ride is its own reward and people die by falling overboard! And people die by falling overboard!"

"Hey ho, we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing. Hoist the sails and sing, sailing for adventure on the big blue wet thing!"

Will was shrinking away from what he thought were a bunch of crazy people. Then he blinked in astonishment at the sight of Barbossa, Pintel, Raghetti and Jack the monkey. They had just poofed out of thin air.

Pintel coughed once and sang with a deep voice, "I love to see them cry when they walk the plank."

"I prefer to cut a throat," Raghetti snickered.

"I love to hang 'em high and watch their little feet try to walk in the air, while their faces turn blue," Barbossa sang.

Jack noticed intruders and swayed over behind them.

Raghetti noticed, giggling nervously, "Just kidding. Hehehe..."

"It's a good life on a boat," Jack the monkey sang.

The music and the working crew suddenly stopped. Everyone looked at the smiling monkey. There was a POP and the monkey was gone. The music started back up again, with Jack and the crew singing.

"There are distant lands with burning sands that are far across the oceans!"

"There are bingo games every fun filled day and margaritas at the midnight buffet!" Raghetti added, trying to be helpful.

The crew repeated it, looking at each other for a moment, really wondering if they did get margaritas at a midnight buffet. Will started up the chorus with the crew.

"Hey ho, we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing...We should have took a train!"

A resounding "WHAT!" from Jack echoed around them. The crew understood him immediately. And tried to correct what they said, "Sailing for adventure on the bounding main!"

Will knew it was his entrance and a spotlight illuminated him immediately. He started to sing in a sweet, boyish voice, "The salty breezes whisper, who know what lies ahead. I just know that I was born to lead the life my father led!"

The spotlight moved away from him, Jack now in a pillar of light, "The stars will be our compass, wherever we may roam!"

Jack glared at Barbossa, Pintel and Raghetti, as he made his way over to the helm, "And the mates should always be, just like a family!"

Jack was holding the helm lovingly, "And though we may put into port, the sea is always home!"

"Great solo, Cap'n!" Raghetti called out.

"Thanks very much!" Jack acknowledged.

Will joined Jack in the spotlight, "We'll chase our dreams standing on our own, over the horizon to the great unknown!"

"Hey ho, we'll go anywhere the wind is blowing. Bold and brave and free! Sailing for adventure," the crew sang with vigor.

"This is nauseating," Barbossa stated, but Raghetti and Pintel didn't feel the same.

"Sailing for adventure!"

"So exhilarating!" They noticed the look Barbossa gave them and inched away slowly.

"Sailing for adventure!"

"We're all celebrating!" everyone sang. "On the deep blue seeeeaaaaa!"

The music stopped in a squeak. Barbossa, Pintel, Raghetti and the crew instantly disappeared off the ship. There was now only Will and Jack onboard. Jack walked to Will from across the ship and patted him on the back.

"So, how was it?" Jack asked.

Will shrugged, "Was that your 'welcome, you're a pirate now' speech?"

A/N: How do you like it? Better or worse than my first one? Whether you liked it or not, sending a nice little note to the writer will make...er...the writer happy!

Oh, the main boom is a part of the ship that holds part of the sail, it's connected to the mast. Or if you've just seen the movie a million times like I have, you would know what I was talking about without even knowing the correct name for it. Hehehe...