And now, that's right, review responses!

Y'all came back! I love you, my sweet reviewers! You all deserve a kiss! But I won't give you one because I have a cold.

EdenRaid: Heh, poor Yuan indeed. No more pretty hair for him. Kratos shan't get rabbis, for lawyers U.U would sue me

ToffeeChew: I'm glad you liked it! It's always nice to make the people happy!

Genismithos: Of course it's familiar. Heehee. Kratos' time as a kitten have nothing on this though!

GyppyGirl2021: Yep. –Sniffles- My little Loydie's all growed up! Thank you –bows-

Baka-schala-neko-chan: Wow… I'm really glad you enjoyed it! I'm trying to make it equal to, if not better, than a Cat's Life!

KratosIsSoCool: Heh… Yggdrasill and is obsession with staring at walls. And cowering in corners. I wonder what he'd do in a walless, round room?

KratosDaKat: I'll be making Kratos incredibly cruel in this fic heh.

Yami: o.O –is poked- save me!

Ri2: Yuan is going to have an uncanny obsession for wood in this fic, as Dirk will learn. –Cackles-

Queen of White Dunes: heh, getting your ass whipped by a twelve-year-old is fun.

Yuan: … Thank you? –Nibbles on wood-

Holysong(MutedHeart): Aw! You have a fever? I hope you feel better soon! I hereby dedicate this chapter to you, my sick friend!

Bluedranzer77: Ah, the dreaded talk. It begins with 'Come here for a moment' and ends with 'It's natural, honey!' Heh… thank you!

Origins89: Heh, yep… sick sense of humor. Very sick indeed. Thanks for the review.

Animefreakgal456: Updated!

Fan Fan Girl: I hope it's as funny as A Cat's Life! I already have lots of ideas for it! WAHAHAHA!

Shadow Dragon Demon: It's great to know you like it! BOOYAH!

Thanks y'all! 14 reviews for chapter one! WHOOT!

Now, the disclaimer, with your host Yami, and his special guest…

YUAN!

Yami: So… did she blackmail you into this too?

Yuan: Yep… threatened to take control of the Renegades and have them star in Teletubbies for the next eighty years.

Yami: Ouch.

Yuan: Yeah, did I ever tell you-- -is gagged-

Me: heh… Okay… let's get to the disclaimer, shall me?

Yami: Wow, violent. You seem rather evil…

Me: Disclaimer…NOW!

Yami: I'M WORKIN' ON IT! Ahem… Shadow doesn't own ToS, Yu-Gi-Oh! Or any other marvelous creation!

Me: I made a banana chocolate vanilla cheesecake sundae before, though!

Yami: Ew.

Okay! This chapter is dedicated to Holysong (MutedHeart) I hope you feel better after this chapter!

Chapter 2: The Beginning of the End

"Have mercy on me, Martel!" Yuan begged, having flopped onto his belly in a chair while Colette ran around doing her daily chores which included breaking every piece of fine China she touched and singing the oddest songs he'd ever heard. "Why is it that I have a new appreciation for Phaidra?" He asked an unknown force weakly while Colette hummed a song that sounded somewhat like 'Mary Had a Little Lamb'.

Colette looked up from humming and making an effort to clean a dish. "I have a good idea!" The Chosen squealed. Yuan moaned a curse. "Please… let it involve destroying the Temples rarest scriptures!" he pleaded.

"I'm going to teach you the bunny song!"

Oh, if Yuan could have died he would have at that second. "B-bunny song?" He stuttered, backing away, off the chair and into a wall. "It's easy! I learned it a long time ago!" Colette giggled and scooped him up, putting him on the table before her. "Okay! This is it!" She grabbed his paws and forced Yuan into an awkward 'dance' "I'm a bunny rab-bit!" She twirled him around. "Hop hop hop!" She lifted him up and down. "I like carrots, and peas, and grass!" She swirled Yuan around again. "I'm a little rab-bit not tall at all!" She spread out his paws while Yuan moaned inwardly. This wasn't embarrassing. This was cruel.

Ten minutes later Colette was bouncing through the forest with Yuan in her arms. "I bet Lloyd will be really happy! And Kratos too!" She giggled, "I never knew that Kratos could laugh that hard! You make everyone happy, Binky!" Yuan scowled. Kratos only ever laughed at him. It was like an unwritten rule of their friendship: To laugh at anyone but Yuan is considered unacceptable. Well, the rabbit had one thing to say to that; "Stupid rules…"

For the next five minutes he growled over Kratos' behavior while Colette rambled on about… whatever the hell Colette talked about. When the house finally came into view, Yuan's face dropped even more and he began to nervously gnaw on Colette's shirt. Ew… he was gnawing! "Ugh!" he spat out the cloth and glared at Noishe in contempt as the protozoan took to humming a slow death march. "One of these days, Mutt!" The renegade warned, ignoring the fact that Noishe shouldn't even be capable of talking to him, "One of these days what? Oh great hopping renegade?"

Yuan stretched his tiny paws as far as possible in an attempt to strangle Noishe, but only reached an inch away from his holder. "If I were five feet taller you'd be in trouble!" he yelled.

"If only, if only." Noishe taunted merrily, grinning mischievously while he listened to Yuan curse openly.

Colette looked down at the angel-gone-rabbit. "Oh, that's Noishe! Do you wanna play with him? I wanna talk to Lloyd, Kratos and Dirk anyway before you sing for them!" She then laid Yuan on the ground before Noishe and walked inside without a care in the world.

"So… you got zapped into a household pet too?" Noishe snorted and laid down, resting his head on his paws. A head, Yuan realized, that was the size of a rabbit. "Why did you come down anyway, Yu-yu?" Yuan twitched; Mithos had called him that, four thousand years ago whenever the younger half-elf felt a need to get on someone's nerves. Unfortunately for Yuan, Martel was his sister, and Kratos scared him, leaving the blue haired half-elf alone to be annoyed.

Noishe stood up and padded over to Yuan, "Ooh, touch a nerve, did I?" he teased. What came next shocked the protozoan and Yuan himself. The rabbit reared up and slammed his little teeth into Noishe's nose. "ARGH!" Noishe cried, hopping around with Yuan dangling from his nostril "Getitoff! Getitoff!"

Of course, such a commotion attracted the attention of the house's inhabitants. "Yua—I mean, Binky!" Kratos shouted, diving forward while everyone else backed away from the fighting animals.

There was an explosion of squealing, barking and cursing in angelic until Kratos appeared, holding Yuan in one hand, and gripping Noishe's fur in the other. "Colette…" He hissed, out of breath. "Please watch your rabbit next time." He handed Yuan back and Colette stared at the bunny crossly. "That wasn't nice. Apologize." He was held out towards Noishe.

"I hate you Mutt…" He snarled.

"Can you feeel the looove toniight?" Noishe sang in return.

"Say, Colette?" Lloyd asked, "Why don't you leave Binky inside for a while, there's nothing breakable, just Dad's projects, and those are all wood. We could get him to make you a nice cage." The eternal swordsman grinned and Kratos barely caught himself from cracking up. A cage? This just got better and better!

Needless to say, a minute later, Yuan was bounding through Lloyd's home like the spunky little mammal he was turning out to be, pausing here and there to observe interesting things. This rabbit business was going to someone's head. "I know a funny bunny, who likes to hop along! And everytime he bounces, he sings his bunny song! Funny Bunny hee hee hee! Funny Bunny ha ha ha! Funny bunny is the bunny friend for you and me!" Yes… Yuan had even made up a song about rabbits. (A/N: That diddy is actually from Dave the Barbarian)

Soon enough, he was before a massive piece of wood carved to resemble a cat. With a bit of hesitation, he gnawed on the edge. Finding that the cat wouldn't attack; he began to take bigger bites.

When Dirk, Kratos, Lloyd and Colette came in, they were shocked to find said statue on its side, lacking a paw, as were many other pieces of wood. "Colette…" Lloyd whispered. "You had better find that rabbit… really fast." Well, there was no need for that, as Yuan had just banged into Kratos foot. Good thing too, since the mercenary/angel was the only one tall enough to keep Yuan out of Dirk's reach. "That rabbit just ate two and a half years of work!" The dwarf roared while Kratos backed away with Yuan held high over his head.

Lloyd was quick to his biological father (and Yuan)'s aid. "Dad! Calm down! When you give Colette the cage, Binky won't chew on anything anymore!" Dirk frowned thoughtfully, then agreed grudgingly. "Fine… I'll let the rabbit go." Kratos and Yuan both sighed in relief, Kratos because he had been holding aforementioned target, and Yuan, because he was the target.

Without fail, two hours later, (A time in which Yuan was clasped tightly in the hands of Colette) Dirk revealed to them a large metal cage. The top and bottom were separate so Colette could easily put Yuan in and out. Unfortunately for him, it locked down, so no one(or thing) inside could open it.

"Wow! Thank you, Dirk!" Colette cheered, filling the cage with grass before setting her new 'pet' in it. Yuan, of course, was squealing towards Noishe for help, but the protozoan merely ignored him, obviously holding a grudge for his wounded nose, leaving Yuan alone to fend for himself as he was thrown around his new 'home' when Colette skipped back to her house. "This—OW! Is—Ouch! GREAT!" Yuan yelled in between hitting the roof of the cage.

If you only knew how 'great' this would get, my dear rabbit friend. If only you knew…

Done! Chapter 2 has arrived my friends! So get reviewing! Sorry it was so short! I really had a lot of writer's block. My mind's BLANK.