HOLY CRAP I'M LATE! –Rushes around desperately- Sorry folks, but I simply do NOT have enough time for review responses this update! That wonderful thing shall be back next time without a doubt!

Moving on! Here's the disclaimer with your host Yami and his guest…

Colette!

Yami: -Is shoved out of dressing room wearing a pair of pink PJs- what the hell?

Colette: Mr. Yami! You said the H word!

Yami: What? Hell?

Colette: You said it again, Mr. Yami! Martel can't be very happy now!

Yami: -rolls eyes- Colette… Martel isn't a goddess… I've played this game multiple times.

ZAPKAPOOSH!

Yami: -Is on the floor twitching- Ouchie…

Yuan: But she could use magic… SHAZAM! –Poofs off-

Yami: Shadow… no own… ToS… ;; Medic!

Colette: Wow… Martel actually smut someone… I hope he's all right! –Trips over Yami-

Yami: My spleeeennn…

Colette: -hugs broken cup- I'm so sorry Cup!

Yami: Well I've reached the ultimate feeling of self-doubt… she values a cup over me.

Chapter 3: Found Out

Had you entered the Brunel household, you would spot a little fuzzy blue blur running from a very pleasant Colette, who was holding the biggest, most orange carrot you had ever seen. "But Binky! It's good for you!" She cried happily while in pursuit of the houseguest, who was squealing in fear. Yuan and carrots had never been a good combination. Not since Kratos had 'accidentally' used wind blade, hurling two well-sized vegetables straight up the half-elf's nose.

Colette, of course, had no idea of Yuan's past with carrots. Hell, she didn't even know he was Yuan. She looked around the living room casually and peeked under a chair. "Binky! You have to be hungry!" She called. As the chosen began to move from room to room again, however, a familiar voice called to her from the door.

"Colette?" Lloyd yelled hopefully while Kratos fiddled with his winged cape, still feeling mild cat-like sensations, such as short attention span and a strong affinity for yarn, or anything similar to it. "Where do you think she is, Kratos?" he asked. The man looked up, staring at Lloyd as though he had interrupted something very important. "How should I know?" He shrugged indifferently.

"Fine, don't talk."

Kratos did just that, and after another moment or two, Lloyd stared at his biological father blankly, "Say, whatever happened to Yuan? Last I remember every other day you were plotting his death." He tilted his head to the side while a thoughtful look fell on Kratos' features, "Well," he began, "Yuan will get what's coming to him anyway, won't he?"

"Yeah but how? He's always tucked away in some corner."

"I'm sure he'll come out sometime," Kratos lied, glancing around for a sign of the rabbit. "Why do you care, Lloyd?" He questioned with a raised eyebrow, trying to act calmly, though the normally-indifferent angel was now fretting slightly over the fact that if Lloyd or anyone else for that matter found out about Yuan, his fun would be ruined.

"Nothing," Lloyd decided, "I guess Yuan's always been that way, huh?"

Kratos smirked, "For over five years he was known as the 'Lonely outside cousin who was rejected for his blue hair.' Lloyd…" He shrugged and sidestepped to let a certain rabbit skitter past and hide behind his shoe.

"Binky!" Colette cried, looking around desperately, "Did either of you see her?"

Kratos bit his tongue to choke back laughter. "No…" He managed in a slightly high voice, "She's probably gone upstairs." His shoulders began to shake as the seraphim continued fighting a fit of laughter.

Colette, being the oblivious girl she was, simply shrugged, not noticing the quivering mound of fur behind Kratos that was 'Binky'. "Oh." She said simply, turning away and dashing up into her room looking for the bunny.

Lloyd looking at his father like he was insane. "Why do you keep cracking up when we talk about Binky being a girl?" He demanded suspiciously as Kratos chuckled. "I don't get you sometimes, Kratos." He then looked at the rabbit, which had taken on the most peculiar pose. It was on its hind feet with two paws planted firmly on its hips, glowering up at Kratos angrily.

"K-Kratos?" Lloyd squeaked, backing away from the animal like it was possessed, of course, for all he knew it could be possessed. "Binky's being weird…"

Kratos looked up and frowned, "What's wrong Lloyd?" He then looked down at Yuan, who took this opportunity to leap up and latch onto his hair like some sort of unfashionable, living hair clip. "AH!" The seraph was taken by surprise and fell backwards, sliding on the coffee table behind him, sending about three crystal platters flying. "Yuan!" he bellowed before he was able to stop himself.

Lloyd, for once, was quick to catch onto his father's error. "Yuan?" He quested suspiciously while Kratos cursed himself. "That's…" The boy stared at the rabbit and promptly collapsed in laughter. "But we were… Oh Martel!" Lloyd gasped for air. "He had it even worse than you!"

Kratos frowned, "I resent that. No one's taken advantage of his size but me. Raine had the amusement of watching me sneeze tomato juice."

"Yeah, but at least we noticed you were a guy!"

"Yuan deserved it." Kratos glowered at the other seraphim-gone-animal, which was sitting smugly on his chest. He then looked around the room and noticed he had just pulled a trip that could rival Colette's. "Ugh… get off me." He muttered, swiping at Yuan, who snapped his teeth irritably before bouncing away.

"Hey Bink—Yuan! Come back!" Lloyd started after the half-elf-gone-bunny but stopped when he leapt out an open window. "Uh oh."

Kratos looked up from trying to piece together the crystal platters. "What's wrong, Lloyd?" He asked with a hint of concern.

"Er… Yuan just bounced out the window." Lloyd scratched his head.

"He'll come back sooner or later." Kratos dismissed. "And if not, like you said, he only ever hides in a corner to begin with."

"Not true! He has really lousy sayings, too!" Lloyd stated, unsure if he was defending Yuan or proving Kratos' point.

Meanwhile…

"I have to use the bathroom." Yuan growled in frustration and hopped up and down. "Really… really bad!" he added.

"Then go tinkle or whatever ya wanna call it." The rabbit whirled around and his sight fell on none other than our dear friend Milo the Cat. "It's not like it matters."

Yuan stiffened at the prospect of using the bathroom right then and there. He grimaced, "Look," He began heatedly, "I'm not even a rabbit! I'm not some sort of animal that says 'Bombs Away' and goes wherever he damn well pleases!"

Milo blinked then sneered, "I don't like it when little bunnies give me attitude!" He thrust his face down next to Yuan's and watched the rabbit stumble backwards in terror. "Whaddaya say ta that, Runt?"

Yuan gulped and said in a squeaky voice, "Well… I don't have to 'tinkle' anymore…" He managed pitifully.

Milo twisted his face in revulsion and stepped closer to Yuan, falling back into his sneer. "You're funny, Rabbit, real funny! Too bad I'm gonna hafta eatcha!" Yuan gasped and began backing away, rabbit instincts kicking in quickly as he searched for a way out of his situation. After a moment he did the only thing that came to his mind. He ran!

"Get back here!" Milo roared, giving chase as Yuan ran for Colette's house and leapt through the window and past Kratos and Lloyd. "What?" Kratos looked up and soon had a dirty, great white cat on his face. "…!" He grunted and ripped Milo off of his face and scowled. "You!" He hissed, recognizing the animal immediately and sneering, hurling Milo out the window just as Colette returned, still clutching the carrot. "Oh, Binky!" She exclaimed, having missed everything about Yuan's true identity being revealed. "Come on, eat your carrot." Yuan moaned inwardly. Whether they knew it was him or not, being a rabbit was not going to be easy.

Booyah! Done! I know, I know, it sucks, but bear with me, people! I've been forced to write this with so many English essays, biology tests, and more that I hardly even had time!