COMMENTARY
EE- Kagome has, scratch that, HAD a friend named Inu Yasha.
DD- He is, scratch that, was a nun.
Inu Yasha, see, how do I put this…
EE- let's just say 'he gave his life to God'.
Kag- One day, he didn't come back from fighting Sess, we thought he had gotton killed by Sess. BUT, as we soon found out, he was in San Francisco wearing a pengien suit.
Sess- I thought he had gon nuts before that incident, but I realized he had officially lost it.
Mir- We all did.
EE- This happens a lot. It was a hopeless case though.
Bot- Guys, I have bad news, Inuyasha didn't make it to heaven.
San- Why am I not surprised.
All- my thoughts exactly.
San- Hey, at least he tried.
Kuw- Hey, I thought he was a nun thought.
DD- Well, he was sorta confused about being a nun. He was one of those more "ungodly" kind
Kag- Well, this is how it all happened…
Story…
"Kagome, im going to go kill my brother."
"Sure whatever," Kag said as she was smoking a cigerette.
Inu walked off.
"OUCH! I STEPPED ON SOMETHING!" Inu yelled.
"STUPID BOOK!" "Hey, I wonder what kind of book it is."
4 hours later
"Wow, I should pay more attention to GOD!" Inu said as Sess walked up to him.
"Whoa! Did I hear you right?" Sess asked.
"I love GOD!" Inu screamed.
"And I love your mother!" Sess shouted sarcastically.
"Really?" Inu asked. Sess slapped his forehead.
"Hey brother, I'm going to go give my life up to GOD!" Inu shouted.
"What ever, just don't come back."
"I'm going to go to San Francisco!"
SAN FRANCISCO
"Sister Inu Yasha, come it is time to sing to God." Said the Reverend Mother.
"Yes Mother." Sister Inu answered.
He was dressed in a black dress and hood (a nun's habit).
"Come ye, all faithful," Inu screamed as reverend mother and all the other sister nuns, covered their ears.
JAY-PAN
"Where the hell is that bastard Inu?" Kagome asked.
She was real drunk. She, Miroku, Sango, and Kikyo had found Kaede's whiskey stash.
"Hello," Sess said.
"You killed him didn't you!" Naraku.
"What are you doing here?" Kagome asked.
"I didn't want to miss out on the whiskey."
"Wha eva," Kag said.
"No, I didn't kill him. He gave his life to GOD. He's in San Francisco."
"WHAT! I wanted to go to San Francisco since I was
Five!"
"WHAT!" Sess shouted.
"WHAT!" Mir shouted.
"WHAT!" San shouted
"huh?" Kikyo asked in a drunken rage, "Oh, yeah. Um…. DAMN HIM!"
"Damn it! Now I, I mean we, have to go after him."
SAN FRANCISCO
"I'm going to go back to JAY-PAN guys, to see my love!"
"Bye sister Inu!" The sisters yelled.
"He's gone now! Now let's play poker, and drink whiskey and smoke!"
JAY-PAN
"Kagome, I'm back!"
"Go away, I'm in a hangover!" Kag yelled.
"Um, okay. Do you want to go pray to GOD with me?" Inu asked.
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Kag, I love you!" Sess told her.
"My head Is throbbing."
"Do you love me?"
"I love it when my head doesn't hurt."
"Oh."
"My head stopped hurting because of you! I love you! Let's get married!"
DAY OF THE WEDDING
"Hey Kag! I always wanted to say I love Yo.." Inu stoped. He saw Sess with Kag in the church.
"I now pronounce you man and wife!" Reverend Mother said.
"Reverend Mother, what are you doing In JAY-PAN?"
"I like to rap, and JAY-PAN sounds like a place to rap!"
"I'm the only one who believes in GOD now. GOD will save me!" Inu shouted, just as a lightning bolt came down on him, and electrocuted him.
"Good riddance!" Kag said.
And they all lived rappily ever after (except Inu, who went to hell)
HELL
"God, I believed in you! Why am I here?"
"You picked up the wrong bible," Said Kikyo," That was my HUSBANDS bible, the devil."
"WWWHHAAATTT!"
"TEE-HE-HE-HE!" Naraku laughed.
"MWA-HA-HA-HA-ACKACK," Kikyo laughed.
"I NEED SOME WATER," Kikyo gasped.