Hooray another chapter! I hope you guys like this one! It's gonna be funny, sarcastic, you know, all the things I'm good at! Now get reading fools! Lol.

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In a world not our own, there was a tall palace in the land called Tortall. The palace was large with many pretty windows and flowers. Even though the palace was ruled by the most rude ruler of them all, everyone loved his home. Well, except for a certain emerald-eyed knight in training.

Neal was abnormally bored, for there was nothing to do. He had already finished writing his poetry, reading How to flirt with a Court Girl, and his daily facial exercises.

All of a sudden, an idea popped into his poetic mind. I'll have a sleepover!

Neal quickly rushed to his desk to write down the names of people he wanted to invite to such an event. When he had finished he came up with inviting himself, Faleron, Merric, Kel (got to invite your crush don't you?), Owen, Raould, Cleon (don't ask why), Betty sue, Marry lou, and Patty. Now where should I host my sleepover? He thought tapping his pen on his chin and managing to soil his clothes in ink. "Shit. I really didn't need that right now."

When he had changed his clothes moments later, another idea popped into his mind. This was indeed a good thinking day for Neal. I'll have my party at the Don't Enter or You'll Die Haunted House! I'm brilliant! And I'll even right out the invites in poem!

He rushed to get more paper.

OOO

A letter was awaiting Kel when she entered her room. She quickly came over to see if it was from a certain green-eyed crush of hers. It was to Kel's joy. She read the letter quickly.

You're invited to a wonderful sleepover event, yes that's what I meant!

Come to the Don't Enter or You'll Die Haunted house, and we can look for a mouse!

Tonight after dinner is when you should arrive, don't worry you'll survive.

(Man Neal's poetry gets worse by the day, Kel thought with a smile.)

Bring a bedroll and a change of clothes, and maybe a couple bows. (A/N: as in the fighting bow.)

Well that's all I have to say I hope that you have a good day.

From the gifted Neal, who just ate a banana peel.

What in the world? She thought with a laugh. Shaking her head she set the letter down on her desk. Oh I'll come all right.

OOO

Faleron, Merric, Owen, and Raould all crowded into Merric's room once they all read the invitation.

"You know this is a set up for Neal to just be with Kel right?" Merric pointed out to them all. Everyone nodded. "Well we all know that Neal is too shy to make the first move, and Kel is too shy as well. They aren't going to get together if they keep on being so silly like that."

"So why don't we speed up the process?" Raould recommended simply.

A wicked smile grew on everyone's faces.

"Okay here's what we need," Faleron said. They all huddled together and talked quietly even though the door was locked and the walls were thick.

OOO (A/N: Just in case your wondering, Betty sue, Marry lou, and Patty are all court girls that are total jerks. I just put them in there to kill them off. Oops! You didn't just read that! Merric has a crush on Betty sue, Faleron and Marry lou, and Patty has a crush on Owen. Neal has a crush on Kel, and Kel has a crush on Neal.)

The Sleepover Night

Neal had already been at the house to tidy up a few things and put out the snacks, and now it was time for his guests to arrive. A knock on the door brought him out of his heroic battle against a stubborn cobweb and to the door.

"Oh hello everyone," Neal greeted as he beckoned them in. Faleron, Kel, Merric, Owen, and Raould all came in gratefully. Even though it was the middle of summer and all the plants were dying from heat, it was cold outside.

"Well let's see, you can set your crap in the corner over there," he offered pointing to a clean corner in the large room. The house itself was pretty simple. The room that had the front door was large and clean. The to the right was another door that led to the also clean privy and dressing room. The door that was straight ahead held the snacks. There was also a door to the left that had a small room with only a bed in it. There was also an upstairs, but no one ever came back from the upstairs alive. People said it was haunted, and they were probably right. Neal however didn't know, for he never even thought of doing such an idiotic task.

Everyone put their bedrolls and other belongings in the recommended corner and just stood talking. Neal couldn't help but look at Kel. She was dressed in a wonderful emerald green gown that fit her perfectly. It was obviously made by Lalasa from the form. It was a simple dress that went tight to her form yet was very comfy. The neckline was low to Neal's joy.

Another knock on the door made him peel his eyes away from her and go to the door. He let in Marry lou, Betty sue, and Patty. They smirked at Kel when she looked at them.

"Neal why did you invite them?" Kel hissed at her crush so only he could hear.

Neal smiled his catching half-smile. "Because they have a crush on some of our friends my lady. And it just so happens that they also like them."

"They're crazy then," she said louder this time. She then added more quietly, "and don't call me a lady."

"Hey where's Cleon? Did you invite him Neal?" Owen asked looking around. It was actually quite obvious that the idiot of a stupid person was not in the room however. No one could miss his carrot top head or big body.

"Yeah I did. But now that you think of it, I don't know why. Maybe I was mentally ill or something," Neal informed simply.

"Your always mentally ill, Neal," Kel retorted. She ducked a swipe from the host.

Neal turned his attention everyone. "Right well, I was thinking that we could start with a couple party games." Everyone nodded in agreement. "So did anyone bring an empty bottle?"

"I did!" Owen said as he rushed to his things. It must have been a coincidence for no one deliberately puts an empty bottle with their things. Unless that someone wanted to play spin the bottle. "This is so jolly everyone! You know, we being all alone in this haunted place and kissing." He skipped around the room, empty bottle in hand and began to sing about how much he loves the word jolly.

"Okay let's all get in a circle then," purred Patty. They did so. Everyone shifted so that the only place open for Kel to sit was next to Neal. She knew what they were up to and glared at them. Her friends pretended not to notice.

"I'll go first," Faleron said daringly. He spun the bottle with a strong hand. Unfortunately his strength was too much for the bottle, and it didn't stop for a couple of long minutes.

"Oi, Fal. Could you spin it any harder?" Merric asked with an impatient growl. "I mean your strong and all, but you don't need to show it off." Faleron just shrugged.

When it did stop it landed on Neal. (A/N: OMG I'm so evil!)

"Er," Faleron said hesitantly. "Can we start it over?"

"Yes! Please?!" Neal cried with a beg.

Kel laughed. "No way guys. If Fal spins again it will be midnight before it stops." Faleron glared. Everyone laughed wickedly and coaxed them to do it.

Faleron sighed. "Let's just get this over with, Neal." (A/N: OMG the two hottest guys in the world are going to kiss each other! This is so sexy!)

"I see you made the first move Fal," Neal drawled with an evil smile. Faleron glared daggers at his friend. "Oh all right," Neal grumbled. They both kissed each other and wiped off their mouths. Neal was close to gagging.

"Oh please, Neal. Stop being a baby!" Merric said.

"And for such a remark, I nominate you to go next Merric." Neal said grabbing a cup of water that was ironically next to him. Merric sighed and spun the bottle. After a few seconds it stopped, for Merric wasn't nearly as buff or attractive as Faleron. Nor did he have a six pack, which is a major minus on the ratings of Court Girl Magazine. Anywho, it landed on Betty sue.

Merric tried to fight down blushes, and failed completely. It was then that Kel noticed that he would never make a good Yamani.

Betty smiled shyly. They both leaned forward and kissed each other. When they finished seconds later, they didn't bother wiping their mouths off. Everyone cheered.

"So who should go next?" Merric asked. "How about you Kel?" All of her friends looked at each other. Well except for Neal, who had no idea what the crap was going on.

Kel spun the bottle with a shaky hand. Please be Neal, please be Neal, please be Neal, was all that chanted through her mind.

She nearly fainted when it landed in front of Neal himself. Neal himself looked like he was in a coma, if such a thing existed back then.

"Well go on then," urged Raould. He couldn't help but smile.

Kel looked at Neal. Big mistake, his beautiful green eyes were twinkling and his half-smile was a little more breathtaking then normal. Both of them leaned over and kissed not wanting to stop. Neal's adventurous tongue lingered with her own, and his lips caressed hers with an unimaginable softness. She couldn't hear her friends hoot and cheer.

When at last they stopped, she was gasping for air, and flushed. Neal didn't look much better.

"So you two do like each other?" Owen demanded.

"Who said we liked each other?" Neal asked. Everyone in the room including him knew that they did however.

Faleron shrugged. "Who's going to go next Kel?"

"Ummmm. How about Raould?" She asked looking over at him. He smiled and spun the bottle.

Score one for the Trickster god. It landed on Kel. Kel promised she would beat up the stupid god when she was done with this. She had no urge to kiss the prince. "Well let's get this over with," Kel said simply. They both leaned in and kissed each other. It more of a peck then a kiss really. Their lips barely even touched. Neal looked like he was going to faint in jealousy.

A couple more spins later, a knock on the door made them jump to their feet.

"I'll get it," Neal said walking over like the proud noble man he was. The door opened to a really tall clumsy guy with flaming red hair.

"Hello Neal," he spat as he strode through the door. "I hope you don't mind that I was late. Not that I care about your feelings of course."

"No I don't mind," Neal answered through clenched teeth. If you weren't in your right mind, you could see smoke pour out of Neal's head.

"Good." He turned to the rest of the people and stared at Kel. "Kel! My natatorium of amaranthine delectation. Oh how you proceed to make me blithesome! I hope your childish think-box doesn't mind my circuitous words. Not that I care of course. I hope you love me, and I don't care if in the future I am forced to get married. I'll just two-time her with you."

Wow, was all that Kel could think. That was more then a mouthful to understand. Not the vocabulary that doesn't make sense in the sentence, 'My natatorium of amaranthine delectation' didn't make sense at all, but the fact that he could be so ignorant. It made her really pissed.

"Hey Cleon, I have a present for you, but it's upstairs. Maybe you want to go get it?" Kel asked trying to hide an evil grin. Neal had to leave the room to stop laughing, and Raould's shoulders were shaking in hidden giggles.

"Ok." Cleon said with his evil smile. He must have no idea this house is haunted. The big oaf walked up the stairs.

"Anyone want to order pizza?" Neal asked when he returned.

"What's pizza?" Owen asked with a frown. "It sounds good. I hope it has cheese on it. You may not have noticed, but I just love cheese. It tastes so—jolly."

"You make me feel old," Neal grumbled trying to be a soulless warrior. Unfortunately he wasn't the best of actors. "Pizza is this yummy stuff that the Marilugi's (A/N: New land and people type dudes.) Eat a lot. It's cooked bread with tomato sauce and cheese on it. It's really greasy, but it tastes good."

Everyone thought it over and decided to taste this so called pizza. Neal left the room to order.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH MY BRAINS! IT BURNS! NO! NO! HAVE MERCY! THAT'S MY SPLE—AH CRAP THAT HURT! YOU SONOFA—." And then it stopped.

"I guess Cleon is dead now." Patty said with a smile. "Serves him right for being so stupid."

Everyone laughed and ran around in circles in joy. Neal also must have heard the disturbing cries. There were whoops of joy coming from the kitchen.

"Okay pizza is ordered," Neal said as he came in. "So my wonderful guests what shall we do now?"

"How about truth or dare?" Faleron said as he smiled wickedly at Merric, Raould, and Owen. Fortunately for them, Neal and Kel were too bust oogeling over each other to notice.

Everyone once again sat in a circle.

"I go first this time then," Raould said oddly bold. Everyone stared in amazement. They weren't used to such outbursts from the shy prince. "What the crap are you guys looking at?" Nor did princes' say crap.

"Er ok then," said a flustered Neal.

"Right. Kel, truth or dare?"

"Shit. I so knew that was coming. How about dare," she answered. After she said it, she mentally hit herself on the head. They could do horrible, evil things to her! And knowing how unpredictable Raould was right now; she was in for it. It was days like these when she wished she were a mushroom.

"Okay then, I dare you to make out with Neal." Raould said simply. He could see Neal blush helplessly. He had no say in this, and that made him feel very—unlike Neal.

"Your so predictable highness," Kel pointed out. The prince winced at his title.

Kel smiled shyly at Neal, who just sat their abnormally quiet. Kel was beginning to think that Neal and Raould switched minds some how. They both sat next to each other and began to kiss. Heat surged through Kel's body at the places they touched. Her hands went to Neal's hair as she wove her fingers in it. Neal put his hands on her waist holding her tightly to him. Kel's stomach did flip-flops when one of Neal's hands rose up and down her back. Kel's right hand went to his chest.

"Er. You guys can stop now," Faleron said with a stifled laugh. Kel and Neal broke of quickly. Both of them blushed to a ripe strawberry red.

"My turn," Neal said with an evil grin. "Faleron, truth or dare."

"Truth,' Faleron said with a smile. He then glared at Owen who said looser in a cough. "You'll pay for that Owen."

"Anyway," Neal started turning the attention back to him. "Since we wont know if he's telling the truth or not, I'll use my gift to see. Fal, if you could court any of the girls here, who would it be?"

"You're just seeing if the roads clear so you can make your move on Kel," Faleron accused with a smirk. Kel cuffed his ear nearly beheading him in the process.

"Oh no, you've found out my evil plan," Neal cried sarcastically. "Just answer the damn question."

"Okay then. I'd have to say… Mary lou," Faleron said with a blush. The court girls giggled and Kel rolled her eyes. "And now that that is over with, Owen, truth or dare."

Owen thought for a full minute. "It would be jolly to do truth, but since I don't want to be a wuss like Fal, I'll do dare."

Hehehehehehehe, I'm so freaking evil, Fal thought evilly. Everyone grew pale when a smile curled across his lips. Owen nearly ran out of the room for personal reasons. "Okay then. Owen I dare you to go outside and pants King Jonathan." Everyone snorted.

"That would be jolly! You guys should come with me though, to make sure I did it," Owen recommended. Everyone nodded.

"What if I don't want to see my father in his underwear?" Raould said as he munched on a peanut. Even though he was allergic, he could never resist such salty goodness.

"Then screw you," Neal said boldly. "Come on guys let's go." Everyone headed out the door including Raould. Faleron brought a camera. Well it was more of a pad and pencil since such things weren't invented yet.

About fifteen minutes later they arrived outside of Jonathan's study. It was late at night, but from what Raould told them, Jon always stayed up late. The group could hear Jonathan talking to the Lioness.

"Oh you're so bad my darling," gasped Jonathan. "Mmmmhhh. Hhhmm. Mm."

"Not as bad as you," Alanna also said heatedly.

Raould went pale. "Is my dad getting it on with the Lioness? Oh my—uhg."

Neal smiled wickedly. "Listen some more, I don't think that's what's happening."

"Are you crazy we--!" Raould started.

"Just shut it!" Neal hissed. They grew silent.

"That's what I would never say," Jonathan said reassuringly. "I have a wife and kids, and I would never two-time you."

"Nor would I with you, Jon," Alanna agreed kindly. "And we would never do that anyway. And it would be horrible if a bunch of punk kids were listening in on the previous conversation before and left before we said this. And it would be even worse if they were people we knew, or if your son was there too."

"Yep"

Everyone sighed with relief. "Okay are we going to do the dare yet?" Faleron asked as quietly as he could.

"Wait till Alanna comes," Owen said. Everyone nodded.

After a few seconds, Alanna walked out of the door; not noticing a bunch of punk kids who listened to the conversation that knew her, with one just happening to be Jon's son. (A/N: LOL! Now get reading you—Potato.)

"Alanna!" Neal hissed. The Lioness turned around to see him. Her face changed from surprised to the 'oh no not you' look. Neal beckoned her over.

"We need your jolly jollyful help that's jollily full of jollyness," Owen said with his wide smile.

Alanna rolled her eyes. "What do you lot want?" she snapped.

"Owen was dared to pants Jonathan," Kel said.

"Yeah that's nice to know. Good luck then," Alanna said walking off.

"Don't you want to help," Neal asked pretend hurt in his charming eyes. He put on his puppy dogface that got even the toughest of thieves' attention.

Alanna sighed. "If you guys get out of my life," she snapped. Everyone then just discovered that talking to the Lioness at two o' clock in the morning was not a good idea.

They all huddled in for the plan.

OOO (A/N: Where the moose is this heading?)

"Hi Jon I think I forgot something," Alanna said as she entered the study. Jonathan, who was typing on his computer, looked up and nodded. It just so happened that the king was holding up on everyone and was the only one in the realm who had a computer.

"Oh my, um, Jon. There's something in your hair," Alanna said uneasily. She walked over to him and made him face away from the door, as she pretended to fish it out of his hair.

While the Lioness was acting like a monkey, Owen, Faleron, Raould (who was wearing a fake mustache in disguise), Kel, and Neal snuck inside. The court girls decided to go back to the house and put on more make-up.

At last they attacked. It was chaos all around. Alanna quickly held Jonathan's arms so he couldn't move them while Owen ran over. Kel and Neal helped the Lioness with stabilizing the king, while Raould snuck in unnoticed. If Jon ever found out he was there, he would be so grounded.

At last Owen pantsed Jonathan, to expose pretty pink boxers with jellybeans on them. Faleron drew out his pad and began to draw.

After a couple minutes of sketching, the Lioness was growing impatient. "What's taking so effin long dammit!" she cried. She said a few more strings of violent curses and faint-worthy threats before Faleron was done.

Everyone quickly rushed out of the room leaving a very confused Jonathan. It was times like these when Jonathan wished he were not a jerk who had sudden urges to hang people and wear pretty dresses.

OOO

"Pizza is here," Neal said when he heard a knock on the door. They got back from the palace about ten minutes ago.

When Neal opened the door he found himself staring at a girl with long dark red hair, and green eyes.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! I'm the pizza person dude thing! What's your name? Huh? Huh? Huh? What's your name?!" she cried. She must have been sugar high.

"Er, Neal," Neal said confused. "Can we have our pizza now? I'm having a sleep over, and we need to get on with out lives."

"A SLEEPOVER!?" She yelled as she barged through the doors knocking over Neal in the process. "OH I LOVE THOSE THINGS! IT'S LIKE SLEEPING! WITHOUT THE SLEEP!" she dropped the pizza and ran around the room a couple hundred times. When she finally stopped, she stared at the staircase. "ooohhh! Where does this lead? Huh? Huh? Huh? Where does it lead?!"

"That leads to a magical garden with endless amounts of chocolate," Kel said evilly. Everyone was beginning to tire of this girl—thing—it?

"Really? Oh wow! Cool I'm goona go up there! Bye! See you! Huh? Huh? Huh? See you!" and the crazy thing ran up the stairs.

"Man she was getting on my nerves," Faleron said mostly to himself. "So more truth or dare?" everyone nodded and sat down again. On the upper floor they heard people talking.

"Give me your brains!" boomed a voice.

"What are brains? (That explained a lot, thought Kel.) Huh? Huh? Huh? Are they noodles?" said the annoying voice of the pizza girl.

"Just give them to me!"

"I can't! My brains are at home. Even though I don't know what brains are. Oh but one time, my friend and I were having a potato fight, and the potato got in my eye, so I ate it. And then there was this other time that we had a noodle fight, but that time it went up my nose. Man it tickled! I think I still have a couple noodle chunks up there. Wanna see? Huh? Huh? Huh? Wanna see?"

"No Get away from me you—you thing!" boomed that voice.

"Okay!"

And then everything was silent.

"So truth or dare?" reminded Neal.

"Yeah," Owen said as he munched on a slice of pizza. "It's my turn! Ummm, Neal. Truth or dare."

"Dare."

"Hm. I dare you to… make out with Kel again," Owen said simply.

Kel blushed as once again they kissed. The heat rose in their kiss as they caressed each other's lips passionately. Kel put her hands around his neck and through his gorgeous yet messy hair. Neal put his hands on her waist and ran his hands up and down her back and her sides. Neither of them could bear to stop.

"You guys cut it out! It's getting really late," Faleron said. Neal and Kel jumped apart like opposing magnets. Even though they were clearly attracted to each other. Everyone's eyes were red rimmed in loss of sleep.

"We still have one more thing to do," Neal said daringly. He picked up the bottle and put it in the middle of the circle. "One guy and one girl will get picked from turning the bottle and they will have to sleep in the same bed—eww not like that Owen! You guys are so…perverted!"

"I'm not the one who thought of the idea!" retorted Raould.

Neal spun the bottle. (A/N: You have one guess as to who it will land on…) It landed on Neal.

Oh this was just to good, Kel thought. I'm so killing the Trickster God if I survive this. The next spin landed on Kel. She sighed.

"That was way to predictable," voiced Patty, who everyone totally forgot about.

"Well good night then," Faleron said too sweetly. He gave them an evil smile as Kel and Neal headed towards the bedroom.

OOO

"Neal?" Kel asked as she lied in the bed. They were both as far away as possible from each other, not wanting any of their friends to get any ideas.

"Mmm?" he asked eyes closed. His lips were creased in a natural smile.

"I love you," she said shyly, and with an effort she scooted close to him and kissed him sweetly.

Neal's eyes snapped open when he felt her soft lips on hers. "I love you too," he said. Kel smiled at him, hazel eyes glistening. She scooted back to her normal spot as far away as possible from him.

Later on that night/morning, Neal clumsily fell off his bed when he dreamed he was chasing a doughnut.

OOO

"So how did it go?" asked Owen with a smile when Neal and Kel came out of the bedroom.

"Nothing happened," Neal snapped. He was always grumpy in the morning. "You guys are so nasty."

"I can see there's no talking to you this morning," Raould retorted as he bit into a cinnamon roll.

"The only thing that happened was Neal falling off the bed," Kel told them with a laugh.

"Well you snore!" accused Neal. He rubbed his red eyes.

Kel shrugged it off not in the mood. She took an orange from a bowl in front of her and began to peel it.

"Well that was fun and everything guys, but we have classes soon," pointed out Faleron. Everyone groaned.

"Dammit Neal, of all the days you had to host a sleepover, it was a night before classes," Kel complained. Then more quietly she said, "how stupid could you get?"

A pinch on her arm was her reward for the outburst.

Once everyone was finished eating, packing, and tripping over stray pizza slices, they headed out the door and to their doom as the classes begun.

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I like it, I like it, I like it.

Hooray! That was the greatest. Oh! I'm going to review my own story and have me and Jonathan having a fight. I'll post it ASAP! Don't forget to read that review! It'll be funny.

Review as well, cause I like reviews.

Replies…

Jeweled Rose: Fal is soo mine! Take Neal! Lol! As you can see I just wrote the K/N so it's all good. And I feel really bad for saying this, but I can't put you in another fic cause it's against the rules. That's why I got kicked off the last time…oh well. I like to break the rules. Or maybe fanfic is just out to get me.

Bekaelty: lol! You caribou! I'M NOT PERVERTED! At least not as much as Gwen…lol. LET'S GO KNITTING! BWA BWA BWA HAHAHAHAHA!!!! (CHOKE) LOL. Yes I know who you are! You're a caribou! Lol! See u soon! Shhh! What happens at band camp stays at band camp!

Ethuiliel: Of course he has to be hot! But he's mine! (looks around territorial) I love you Fal! (huggles Fal and makes him choke)

Soccerchick-08: man I hate homework so much! Grr! Maybe we can work together and destroy homework forever! That would be pretty fun…

I like that part too…lol! Dom is so stoopid! : D Yes call me anyday and I will relieve your stress for only five easy payments of one noodle. Lol. Don't ask…

Toodles…

Heartdamoose

"If you hunt moose, I advise you don't talk to me…"

Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for the brains to make Patty, Marry sue, Betty lou, and the Pizza girl. I guess I don't have any brains then huh…