Lol. I got such a good idea for this chapter. It's all going to be coincidence. Lol. Okay it will take place after Lady Knight and stuff.

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Kel, Neal, Roaul, and Alanna were all on their way back to the palace after a long trip to somewhere far away. They were looking for something that would help the heir kill the king, but they forgot what because they lost their memory.

"Guys where are we even going?" Neal asked as he led his horse down a scary, dark, and dusty road. It seemed to be midnight in the middle of the Royal Forest (why they were there is not important) though they couldn't tell because it was so thick.

"I don't know, let's just go to the palace. I think we're close," Alanna said. She screamed when she saw a spider dangle in front of her. "I HATE SPIDERS!"

"Yes we all know that you hate spiders," Roaul said like he heard it a million times (which was probably true). "You're going to give away our position if you scream so loud."

"What position!" Alanna hissed. Her voice was quieter, but she was still curious. Roaul just shrugged as they rode on.

A rustle in the bushes made the group quickly turn their heads to the right and expose their impressive weapons. Alanna looked scared out of her wits
(probably thinking it was a monster spider) and Neal for a split second looked like a cowering pig.

A teenage girl dressed in a green shirt and black pants emerged from the bush and tripped over a conveniently placed stick. The girl moaned and stood up slowly. As the group saw her closer they noted that she had shoulder length brown hair that shaped around a stubborn face dusted with many freckles and bright emerald eyes.

"Are you okay?" Kel eventually asked. She wasn't sure how to react to a clumsy girl falling out of the bushes. The girl nodded with a cunning smile and brushed the damp dirt off of her breeches.

"What's your name?" asked Roaul as he dismounted his horse. The others did so as well.

"Emmy of erm…Queenscove!" she replied. Her voice was carefree and she herself looked to always be happy.

"WHAT!" Neal cried. He dropped his sword and looked at her closely. They did look alike, same eyes, hair, even their smiles matched, but it couldn't be. Neal never heard of a relative named Emmy.

"Uh yes Neal!" she said a little too happily. "I'm your long lost sister! Your father has been holding out on you!"

Neal and Kel exchanged looks and turned back to her. "Um okay, I have a sister now. Great. So do you now where Corus is? We can't find it."

"Corus?" Emmy asked confused. "Never heard of it before. I lived in a different world type place all my life, and then this freaky girl with antlers and wings who says she's my twin poofed me to this place and I landed in the bush. You know I never knew I had a twin, and she seemed kinda nice until she threatened me to shut up because I talk so much. I don't talk a lot do I? Well I wouldn't know because I'm the one talking therefore I'm not the listener. So anyway after she threatened me, I still talked cause I had something really important to say, and then here I am talking with you guys about talking to her!"

"Mmm. Fascinating," Alanna said dryly.

"Wait so how did you know my name if you lived in a different place all your life?" Neal asked almost as confused as the author.

"You know I'm not quite sure. It just popped into my head and I said it…bumble bee," she said. Everyone stared at her like she was an unusual person who came out of a bush saying that she got threatened by her twin sister and was related to Neal.

"Yes well we better get to Corus then," Kel said changing the subject. Everyone nodded and mounted their horses.

"Can I come too?" asked Emmy with a smile. She was holding the reins of a brown gelding with white socks and a white diamond on his forehead.

"Where in the world did the horse come from?" Alanna asked freaked out. Everyone also looked at her with wide eyes, and Neal was going into hysterics.

"Oh Bert? I dunno! All of a sudden he came from the air!" To demonstrate, the girl raised her hands and let them gently fall down. "So can I come?"

"Erm…sure," Kel said. "But just don't annoy us."

"Yes person!" Emmy started to mount Bert, but when she almost got on, she quickly fell off the other side with an oof. Alanna snorted.

"I'm okay!" Emmy said with a muffled voice. She quickly stood up only to trip over a possum. "Omy!"

After a few minutes and much muffled laughs from the knights, Emmy was safely (we hope) on Bert her horse. They briskly rode down the road.

"Watch out for that branch!" Kel called to the rest of them.

"OOF!"

The four knights sighed as they looked behind them. Emmy was once again on the forest floor.

"Don't worry guys I'm fine," she said weakly, yet the happiness in her voice still shown.

"We weren't," Neal said loosing patience.

Again they rode on.

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After two hours of riding, they were finally in sight of the palace. All of the knights sighed with relief and they headed towards the city at a gallop. Roaul was starting to smell, and they wanted to get him to the baths as soon as possible.

"What a wonderful place to live!" complimented Emmy as they walked into the palace. Servants holding their noses already walked Roaul away to his bath, and Alanna went to her rooms to cure a headache that had started when she met the optimistic girl. Neal and Kel were going to take Emmy to the guestrooms.

And once they were done with that, they were going to run as far away as possible from the scary girl.

On the way there however, they ran into trouble. Standing before them was king Jonathan and his groupies Cleon, duke Roger, Varice, Delia, an evil scientist, Vinson, Zahir, Joren, and Lian the shang dragon because he really pisses off the author.

"Why hello there!" Emmy greeted happily. "My name is Emmy of…Juniper! What's yours?"

The king laughed a hearty laugh. "I am the king. The ruler of this land and the person who makes all of the laws. I control all of this land because I am imperial and have a lot of money! PAY YOUR TAXES!"

"I would gladly love to pay my taxes, but first I have to learn what taxes are!" Emmy said with a smile. She walked over to shake the king's royal and evil hands, but tripped over a rug.

The outcome of such clumsiness was quite a shocker. When Emmy tripped, she bumped into Jon. Jon who was furious to have someone touch his royal body, and blew up. A piece of his nose knocked Varice into a pool of very hot wax. When Varice fell into the pool, a drop was splashed onto Cleon. Cleon, who was allergic, grew ugly rashes in places not shown to the public, and he burst into flame and fell over. When he fell he bumped Delia onto a sword and the sword stabbed her through the heart. Lian, who liked the smell of Delia's expensive perfume took a big whiff and fainted into a tub of spitting cobras. Roger, who was trying to save Lian with his gift, drained it all and shriveled up. Vinson tripped on Roger's body like a banana peel and fell on the evil scientist. The scientists evil concoction spilled on him and made him turn into a flesh-eating monkey with a giraffe tail. The monkey/evil scientist ate Zahir. Realizing that he didn't like the taste of evil bazhir, he regurgitated toxic goo/Zahir all over Joren and made him bleed internally.

When the very clumsy incident had ended, Neal and Kel were ecstatic to find that none of them were breathing or moving! Kel flipped off Cleon in joy.

"Hooray, Emmy!" cried Neal as he skipped in a circle and threw flowers into the air. "You killed them all!"

"I killed them!" Emmy cried. "That's horrible!" Though she felt bad for killing ten people in one clumsy movement, her voice was as happy as ever.

"No it isn't!" Kel said happily. "Those people were evil!"

"Yay! I killed them—oof!"

And once again Emmy tripped on the rug.

And so the days of Tortall led on with no evil people in the land. Roald was king, and Emmy was advisor (which people soon realized was not a good thing). And even though Emmy was still as clumsy as ever, and managed to destructively destroy everything in her path, everyone loved her for killing all the evil dudes.

THE EN—oof. Crap that hurt!

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Lol. That was so pointless. Sorry for the shortness! Give me ideas! I need more ideas! PLEASE!

Disclaimer: I don't anyone here except for Emmy and Bert. It all belongs to TP.

Replies:

Ethuiliel: I feel so loved! How did you find out I was a goddess? Shit! My friend told you didn't she. gets out pitchfork Oh Caribou! Where are you! Lol.

Arwen-Dragonrider: I'm sad to say so yes. It's okay cause I got more this chappie. You inhaled your doritos? My goodness, I hope you didn't choke… We don't want Arwen to die do we. She already almost died in RotK.

Jeweled Rose: I love that part too! You'll have to deal with my randomness, I am very random. Gosh you should see me at school. People think I'm like mentally insane, and I tell them that if it will help your pet pig to crush the curling iron then it's fine by me, and then they run away crying for their moms.

Whee: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

LandUnderWave: Why'd you wanna say that? Are you allergic to ketchup? Don't ask…

Popshop123: I couldn't stop laughing while I was writing this so I hope you like it!

Make sure that your turn off the pineapple recorder that says when to eat the remnants of the chicken broth proximity if you don't want the evil moose eating donuts to steal all of your lined paper and business cards.

Er…yea

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