~*~ lalala chap. 7 ^^~*~

drunk as ever chap.7

~~~~~ at the mall~~~~~~ Kagome- oh come on in Inuyasha don't be shy!!!!... LET GO OF THE DOOR!!!*pulls inuyasha kimono*

Inuyasha- NOOO!!!! I don't wanna

Kagome- please inuyasha! Fine then I'll find some brats to pulls your ears off!!!

Inuyasha- ack NO! I'll go

~~~~~at this place~~~~~ kagome- inuyasha how about this one?

Inuyasha- hmmm how about no...

Kagome- oh come on Inuyasha you have to pick something*pout*

Inuyasha- hey this one is nice...*picks up leather jacket*

Kagome- O.O Inuyasha! That is 200 bucks! I'ma not a rich person you know

Inuyasha- feh fine...

Kagome- how about this hat? *hold up umbrella hat* (a.n. I don't know what you call it uyou know those hats that have the shade thing go all around it like this ,---, like a O n with the shade rim thing around it)

Inuyasha- what ever but I want this to *hold up shirt that says touch me n DIE!*

Kagome- uhhh okie? Ooooo maybe these pants too *hold up baggy pants* (a.n. like you know the one that kyo in fruits basket wears) now go try them on

~~~~~10mins latter~~~~ Inuyasha- *whisper* pissss Kagome....how do u put this this on

Kagome- uhhh...well- (a.,n. I don't wanna do this part)

~~~~~~ finally after bought 10 pairs of cloths n boxers n everything they head to the food court~~~~

kagome- alright Inuyasha just stick the sushi in you mouth and chew! Stop staring at it

Inuyasha- yeah but what is this green crap around it? Is it shit?

Kagome- no that is seaweed...just close your eyes and stick it in you mouth...

Inuyasha- what if I don't wanna?

Kagome- then...*pinch inuyasha's nose , twirl chopstix, graps the sushi, shoves in inuyasha's mouth all in 5 seconds yeah world record* (a.n. like in the scene when yuki stick leeks in kyo's mouth (fruits basket) *lets go*

Inuyasha-... *swallow* ech! WHAT THE HELL WOMAN DO YOU WANNA KILL ME OR SOME THING? Ehh? Shit, that shit taste good, shit yummy ^x^

Kagome- *giggle*

But for all they knew kagome's friend spot them together at the mall...

Akane (I don't know the names so I'll make them up) – OH MY GOD! Kagome is going out with that really cute guy!

Xi- he's sooooo cute!

Kagome- huh? Oh hi guys

Akane- why didn't ou tell us you got a boyfriend?

Kagome- what? He isn't my boyfriend

Xi- then why are you two sharing the same drink?

Kagome- what are you taking about? I-... ack inuyasha! What are you thinking?8snaches back soda*

Inuyasha- yummy all that green shit made me thirsty

Kagome- any ways he is not my boyfriend...

Xi- oh that means he's single... *sits next to inuyasha* hiiiiii *flatters eyelashes* (a.n. ugh disgusting)

Inuyasha- what the hell get away from me *stands up and sits next to kagome*

Akane- are you sure he isn't your boyfriend?

Homo( I mean hojo)- hi kagome

Kagome- hi homo- I mean hojo

Hogo(hojo)- *sit next to kagome really close to her butt* (a.n. ewwww)

Inuyasha- O.O

~*~ to be continued... muhahaha ~*~