School…is very important when you think of your future. School…is the key to a life worth living. Even though school can be…stressful…and…time consuming…it will all be worth it in the end.
Well enough about that shit.
I'm back!
So I'm just sitting here on my computer and I have no idea what this next chapter will be bring or even how to freaking start it, but at least I'm trying. You know…this is going to be the twentieth chapter of this story. That's going to be 20 chapters of nothing but random stupid stuff. And it is very hard to write so much random stupid stuff. But hey…it's fun.
And as this will be the 20 chapter of this story, I shall make this the best chapter ever!
(Dramatic music)
You guys know I'm just rambling on and typing about nothing until I think about stuff right?
It's not working too well.
Ah what the heck…I'll give it a go.
Chh…best chapter ever my ass.
Disclaimer: Dude…I don't even care anymore.
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In this world, there are two types of people. People who like radishes, and people who don't like radishes.
Neal did not like radishes.
And you see, that's where the whole problem starts. Radishes don't like it very much when people don't like them. First of all, it hurts their feelings. Yes they have feelings…idiots. And second, it's bad for the environment. You see, the more people who don't like radishes the more radishes don't get eaten.
Which is not good.
You see, if people like Neal don't eat radishes, if all the people in the world don't eat radishes, then the radishes will keep on proliferating until THEY TAKE OVER THE WHOLE WORLD!
Which is not good.
DON'T YOU SEE YOU IDIOT MORTALS! IF THEY TAKE OVER THE WORLD EVERYTHING WILL BE RAN BY THOSE PEVERTED LOOKING VEGETABLES! WOULD YOU LIKE A RADISH TO RUN CHINA? OR THE US? I DIDN'T THINK SO!
And so, I conclude my case that there are indeed two types of people in this world. One type, will be the downfall of the human race (not that I'm complaining…ah I mean…) and thus the destruction and off balance of the world.
Well actually, this has nothing to do with the story.
King Jonathan stared out of the window. The sun was shining. The birds were chirping. No mutant mushrooms were attacking. His underwear was hanging out the window…
Wait.
His underwear was hanging out the window?
Jonathan fumed. That was the third time this week he had woken up with his sexy lingerie hanging from his window for all of Tortall to see. He shoved open the window and reached for his line of undergarments.
People were chuckling below him. He looked down to see a small crowd forming under his window three stories below.
"Hey King! Nice thong!"
King Jonathan blushed. Now his secret was revealed. He reached again for his underwear, but every time he thought he had it, the wind would blow it out of his reach.
God damn…he thought angrily. His face was now the color of Kel's face if she wasn't Yamani trained and Neal had just kissed her.
King Jonathan froze with a confused expression at the odd comparison and shook his head.
Alas! Victory! He thought proudly in his mind. For he had grasped his line of colorful underwear. He beamed proudly and reeled the line in. Perhaps I should retire, thought Jonathan happily.
But alas, King Jonathan could not retire. For first he had to find the stupid people who committed such a crime.
And he had a good idea their names were…
OOO
"Merric, Neal, Faleron, Raould, and Owen!" said Kel furious as they stood in Neal's rooms. The door that was wide open had people peering in curiously, wondering what the heck was going on and who the crazy chick yelling so loud was. "You did what!"
Owen looked down sheepishly. "Jolly jee, we just hung the Kings jolly underwear out the jolly window. What's the jolly deal?"
Kel gaped at them. "WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID!" the whole palace seemed to shake.
Neal thought for a moment. "You know, I think we put the king's underwear out the window. That's what we did," he said grinning innocently.
Kel smacked her forehead with her hand. Idiots surrounded her. "Why would you even do that?"
"Cause the king's an asshole," pointed Faleron as if it was a fact. In fact, it was a fact. It was stated as one in the book of All of the Stupidest Facts and what Not That You could Think of, by Roger.
"I agree completely," said Raould.
"Well, why didn't you invite me?" said Kel angrily.
Silence.
"Um…," started Neal. "Well, we didn't think girls liked to do those things."
Kel stared. "You're kidding me right? Girls do those things all the time. I bet, that girls do more daring and stupid things then boys do," Kel said with a know it all smile.
All of them snorted. "Good one Kel," Merric said. "Girls don't do anything like that. They flutter their eyelashes and wear pretty dresses to get our attention."
Kel crossed her arms over her chest. "Oh really?" Kel said with a daring look. "Are you challenging me?"
"You bet," said Neal with a grin. "No girl is more badass then a guy."
"Fine," Kel said. "We'll have two teams. You guys are the guy team, and I'll get my own girl team, and we'll have a challenge on who is more bad ass. We'll have Numair and Daine think of three challenges and then we'll compete tomorrow. Kapeish?"
"Chh…yeah!" said Owen. "Damn this is gonna be jolly."
Kel waved and left the room to leave them prepare. Now all she had to find a team.
Shit…what did I just get myself into? Thought Kel laughing. Do I even know any girls?
OOO
Kel sat on her bed with a piece of paper. Who were the most bad ass girls in the palace?
Kel smiled. "Alanna," she said fighting back a laugh. In anyone in the world was more bad ass then her…she would jump off of Balor's Needle, lick Cleon's toe, and eat hay for a month.
Hopefully Alanna can come, she said as she wrote down the name. I'm sure once I explain the situation…
Kel thought of another name. Angie. Yeah…she's the most bad ass court girl in the city. She scribbled down her name as well.
Pause.
Kel crossed out the name again. She hates me.
"Oh…Yuki!" Kel said. Duh…how could she forget? Actually, she wasn't sure if Yuki was kick ass or not, but she was sure up for anything.
Kel was hesitant about the next name. The girl's name was Kitty. And odd name for such a girl. She was truthfully quite disturbing; saying that she had connections with the dead and was once possessed by her cat. She had a grand fascination of wearing black clothes, and said that she had once eaten a human when she had a temper.
Kel shrugged…she might as well try. I'm sure Kitty is as bad ass as they get anyway.
One more person…she thought as she tapped her pen on her cheek in deep thought.
Kel smiled. Romeli. That chick was amazing. (A/N: um. Romeli is the main character of another story that I'm writing…Guardian of Animal's. If you're reading it and know who she is and stuff then kudos to you. And if you don't. You should read it.) She had the craziest green hair. And the guy team really had the hots for her. Of course who didn't? And of course she had those antlers. Which was totally weird, but hey. Who cares?
Kel scribbled down her name as well and look at her list happily. She was confident that with this team they would win. Now all she had to do was talk to them and of course tell Numair and Daine about their little plan.
OOO
Kel knocked on the big oak door that belonged to Alanna. She waited for a about a minute until Alanna opened the door with a killer looking face that read, how dare you wake me up even though it's only like six out. Kel couldn't help but pale, but Alanna's face softened.
"Oh. I thought you were Jonathan," said Alanna as she looked at Kel. "Come on in."
Kel nodded and stepped inside. The two of them sat down on a couple of chairs. Alanna offered a bottle of wine, but Kel shook her head. Alanna looked at her as if she were delirious and shrugged. She opened the bottle with her teeth and nearly drained half of it before asking what Kel wanted.
(A/N: I gotta say…that's impressive.)
Kel gaped at her before finally shaking herself out of her trance. "Huh? Oh…okay. I have a favor to ask. Will you join on a team with me to compete against these boys?"
Alanna stared. "Hun…what's this about anyway? What team? What's it for? What boys? Are the hot? I need an explanation."
Kel sighed. "Me and Neal, Merric, Owen, Faleron, and Raould had a disagreement on what gender was more bad ass then the other. Obviously they thought that guys were, and me, girls. So now we're having a competition with like tests and stuff on which game is more bad ass. So I want you on the girl's team."
Alanna laughed. "Is this what this is all about? Fine. Those boys need to learn a lesson. And I would love to teach them it."
Kel smiled. "Great. Meet me in my room at eight tonight. We need to discuss plans."
Alanna glared. "I'm sleeping!"
"Bloody hell Alanna get a life!" Kel cried. "No one in their right mind goes to bed at six!"
"In their right mind…"
"Arg!" Kel said throwing up her hands. "Be in my room at eight or suffer the consequences Alanna!"
"Fine!" Alanna snapped.
Both of them snorted and laughed. Kel waved and left the room. Next was Yuki.
Now the author didn't feel like writing about Yuki right now, and decided that Yuki would love to be on the girl's team and skipped right to Kitty.
Mwa ha ha.
OOO
It's not too late now Kel, she reminded herself as she stood in front of the dark door. You can still turn around and walk away.
Darn it Kel just do it! Another part of her yelled.
No…no. She'll kill you! She'll eat you alive and then throw you up and feed you to her collection of souls!
Well…what if none of that is true? What if she's just like us?
FOOL! SHE'S GOING TO KILL YOU. RUN NOW!
No…no! She can't be!
"ARG! I'M GOING INSANE!" Kel cried. The voices in her head stopped and she sighed with relief.
She heard the door creak open. Kitty was staring at her with her dark eyes outlined in ebony makeup.
"What do you want you foolish mortal," Kitty said dangerously in a dark voice.
"Um…I need to talk to you about something."
"Doesn't everyone," said Kitty she sighed. "Come in…but watch out for the bits of glass on the ground. They're being fertilized."
What the…? Thought Kel with a shocked face as she stepped inside.
"I put it on my toast," Kitty informed with a smile. She walked deeper inside and sat down on an altar that was surrounded by glowing candles.
"Um…nice place you have here," Kel complimented as she looked around. She reached her hand towards a bowl of liquid that seemed to glow.
"DON'T TOUCH THAT MORTAL!" Kitty growled. Kel snapped her hand back to her side with wide eyes. "That's my contact to the other realm!"
"…What other realm?"
"Wouldn't you like to know."
"Um…yeah I would."
"The realm in my closet. Where I hide the bodies."
"…Oh."
Kitty examined her nails. "Yesterday, my sister ate this thing that I gave her. Spiders began to crawl out of her ears, and her nose smelled of moose ass. I liked it."
Kel couldn't help but back away. "Listen…Kitty. I need to ask you a favor."
Kitty looked up. "Does it have to do with sticking poles into someone's brain and sucking all of the fat and liquid out with a straw and eating it to summon the dark lord, and then sewing the shriveled body up into a leather jacket as a peace offering?"
"No…?"
"Then I don't want anything to do with it."
"But…"
"DO NOT SPEAK! THE DEAD PEOPLE UNDER MY BED DON'T LIKE IT!" she roared.
"Just listen!" Kel yelled. "My favor involves being bad ass."
Kitty's eyebrow rose. "Continue."
Kel sighed and explained the whole bad ass issue to her. Kitty listened with a dark face, smiling a creepy smile that gave Kel the shivers.
"Fine…I'll join your team. You mortals have the strangest mating rituals."
"Mating rituals?"
"Do not question the ways of my mind," Kitty said. "Me and the dead will have to discuss this favor of yours," she added.
"Um…Kay."
Kitty reached behind her and took out two gigantic slices of steak. Smiling widely, she threw one onto the ground in front of her.
"DARK PEOPLE OF THE DEAD! I CALL YOU FROM UNDER MY BED!" she yelled, then she began to laugh maliciously. Kel began to back up more towards the door.
A hand reached from under her bed and snatched the steak away. A violent chomping sound could be heard from under the bed.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
"SHOULD I JOIN INTO THIS TEAM OF MORTALS TO COMPETE IN THEIR MATING RITUAL?"
WELL WHY NOT? MORTAL EVENTS ARE ALWAYS AMUSING.
Kitty grinned. "Fine," she said to Kel. "I will be in your competition. BWA HA HA HA! MWA HA HA HA! AND SOON I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HACK HAHAHAHAHAHBWA HA HA HARDY HAR HAR!"
Kitty tore a chunk out of the other piece of raw steak with her teeth and ate it violently. "NOW GO FOOLISH MORTAL! OR I WILL FEED YOU TO MY RABID CHIPMUNKS AND HIT YOU WITH A SHOVEL!"
Kel tripped out of the room with a terrified yelp.
All right. Next room…Romeli.
OOO
Kel walked up to Romeli's quarters which were…um…lets just say…in the palace. Despite Kel meeting Romeli before, she had to admit that she was kinda scary.
Kel knocked feebly. I'll just be thankful that she's not like Kitty, Kel thought with a sigh.
Romeli opened the door with a tired look. What was up with people going to bed so early anyway? I mean really?
"Yeah…" Romeli said as she looked at her. Kel looked up into her eyes and was suddenly trapped in her chaotic gaze. Gods she hated that girl's eyes.
"Oh…um, I need to ask you a favor."
Romeli opened up the door wider. "Come on in."
Kel walked in and sighed with relief. Romeli's room wasn't creepy at all. Hell…she had a lot of weapons, and at the moment Kel was scared for her life, but aside from that…it looked pretty normal…except for the…
"Um…Romeli," started Kel. Romeli turned and looked at her with raised brows. "There's a moose in your room."
Romeli smiled as she looked at her hoofed friend. "I know. His name is Bert. Isn't he the hottest?"
Kel swallowed. "Um…irresistible."
"So, what do you want?" the mage asked as she sat down. Kel sat down as well…well she would have if there wasn't a fat penguin sitting in the other chair.
"Oh," Romeli started. "Sorry. Henry, I know you think the chair is comfy, but really…wouldn't you like the bathtub better?"
The penguin sighed, and hobbled out of the seat. Kel sat down with a pale face. She began to explain the whole situation with the bad assness and what not.
Romeli looked at her amused. "So…you think I'm bad ass?"
"Um…yes?"
Romeli laughed. "Damn right I am. I would love to teach those guys a lesson. Men…"
Kel laughed. She liked this girl. "Yeah…well meet in my room at eight. We need to discuss our strategy."
"But I was sleeping!"
"God dammit what is with you people and sleeping early!" Kel cried throwing up her hands. "My room! Eight! Be there or die!"
Romeli paled. "Woah there."
Kel waved and left the room. Now…to deal with other matters.
OOO
(A/N: so um…I'm just gonna skip to the competition now cause this chapter us getting long and I have other stuff to do. Lol)
"LADIES AND GENTELMEN!" roared the voice of the commentary person who just happened to be Emmy. She giggled insanely. "WELCOME TO THE COMPETITION!"
The crowd roared and cheered in the Tortall coliseum that evidently hadn't been needed until now.
"NOW TO INTRODUCE OUR TWO BAD ASS TEAMS!" Emmy cried. "FOR THE BOYS TEAM! YOU LOVE 'EM, YOU HATE 'EM, THEY'RE SEXY, AND THEY LOVE MESSING AROUND WITH THE KING'S LINGERE! IT'S NEAL, FALERON, MERRIC, OWEN, AND RAOULD!"
"That's who did it!" cried the voice of the king from the crowd. However, people cheering for the guys as they walked in drowned his voice out. The king was soon mobbed by anti-Jon people and bashed on the head by spiky clubs and sharpened antlers.
"AND ON THE GIRL'S TEAM. THEY'RE HOT, THEY KICK ASS, AND THEY'RE KINDA DISTURBING! IT'S KEL, ALANNA, KITTY, YUKI, AND ROMELI!"
Another roar of cheers was heard. "Romeli you have the hottest ass in Tortall!" someone yelled in the crowds. Romeli blushed and blew a kiss to the crowds as they walked in. Kel laughed, and Kitty was performing an ancient curse to kill all the civilians, but then Alanna told her to stop it. Kitty had a giant temptation to eat Alanna just then, but then decided against it. She was still full from her last victim. And Alanna was dinner dessert material anyway.
So…
"ALRIGHT EVERYONE SHUT UP!" cried Emmy. Her voice was so powerful, that she tripped backwards and fell on her butt. She stood back up quickly. "AND HERE ARE OUR JUDGES! IT'S THE POWERFULL AND MANLY NUMAIR!"
Romeli snorted. "Manly? You're kidding me right?"
"Men taste good in chicken broth and dumplings," Kitty added.
Romeli laughed.
"OUR NEXT JUDGE IS THE ROTTING AND MOLDY THOM!"
Alanna smacked her hand on her head. "God damn, how many times does one have to kill someone before they realize that they should actually be dead!"
"Wait…you killed Thom?" asked Yuki.
"Only the third time that he came back alive. The second time was by Jonathan. Apparently Thom stole his favorite plush bear."
"Ah…what about the fourth time."
Alanna thought for a second. "You know, I think that time was Uncle Bobby, but of course I always get my uncle and my grandma mixed up. They always look so alike. And I'm pretty sure the tailor down the road killed him the seventh time. And I think George was responsible for the rest of them."
"Oh…well that makes sense."
"How'd you kill him?"
"Oh shut up Kitty."
"AND OUR LAST JUDGE IS NONE OTHER THEN HEARTDAMOOSE!"
(A/N: -snigger-)
The crowds roared as the beautiful heartdamoose stood up and waved to the roaring crowd. She flapped her small angelic wings happily and blew kisses to the crowds. When she sat down again her antlers (which were pierced multiple times) got caught on a chunk of Thom. She glared at the stupid man and ripped her antler from his flesh, which then resulted in Thom falling apart to pieces, which made her laugh hysterically.
"My fingers smell like my breakfast," said Kitty as she stared at them curiously. She began to nibble on one. Kel pulled the finger out of her mouth and glared. Kitty glared back and began to gnaw on her finger again.
"ALRIGHT. I KNOW YOU GUYS THINK HEARTDAMOOSE IS THE GREATEST EVER, BUT GIVE IT A REST. LET'S GET THIS COMPETITION GOING! OUR FIRST CHALLENGE IS…
"How the Heck are we gonna screw over an old guy?" asked Kel to her team frustrated.
"God I don't know. I mean. I know tons of pranks, but the old guy would have to be pretty gullible and stupid," said Yuki
Alanna rolled her eyes. "He's an old man. He'll fall for anything."
A wicked smile curled on Kitty's lips. "I have a plan."
The rest of them exchanged looks. "I'm all ears," said Kel.
"Well, Romeli will come up to the Old Man and talk to him for a little while. You know…about death and how pointless the world is. And then Alanna will go behind him and get a whoopee cushion. Romeli will tell the man to sit down in a chair, and Alanna will set down the cushion thing…"
"That's the oldest prank in the world," said Yuki doubtful. "I doubt we're gonna get any points with that."
"Shush you foolish mortals!" Kitty growled, eyes burning with fire. "I was not finished. Now, before hand, Kel will cut one of the chair legs in half so that it's faulty but will keep the broken leg looking like it's in tact. When the man sits on the chair. People will think he ripped a big one, and he'll fall on his ass."
"I have to admit that's a good one," said Romeli as she smiled. "I like it."
Alanna grinned in agreement. "Yeah…and I also have something to add to that."
Kel ushered her to explain.
"Okay. So then Kel will come up and be all concerned and help the man on his feet. She'll usher him to a kitchen of sorts…"
"How are we gonna get a kitchen?"
Alanna shrugged. "I have friends in high places. I'll get a kitchen here. So anyway…she'll talk to him a little bit about food. Kel, you'll do your best to make him as hungry as possible as you sit there and talk. Eventually, he'll stand up and walk to a cabinet that is full of food. He'll open the cabinet and a whole bunch of mouse dung will rain on his head."
Kel laughed. "That's a good one. We'll do that for sure. Anything else to add?"
"The grand finale," said Romeli with a wicked smile on her face. "Kitty will come and scare the shit out of him."
"I like it."
"I like your face," said Kitty with a wicked smile.
"I like your mom," said Kel as a comeback.
Kitty broke into a sneer. "I liked your dad last night."
Everyone grimaced. "Enough with the insults. Let's get ready."
OOO
The old stupid man (and when I say stupid I mean incredibly stupid. Frankly, the man looked ridiculously mental…almost senile it seemed). Stood there and everything was in the middle of the arena thingy. There was even a kitchen that came with a sink and color coordinating napkins.
Romeli winked at them all as she walked towards the man. The crowd began to clap and whistle. This was gonna be good. The other people in the group walked away and out of the old man's vision to prepare.
"Hello there," greeted Romeli with a sweet smile as she waved at the old, mental man. "What's your name?"
"Beef Wellington please," said the old man with a happy smile.
Romeli looked around confused. "That's great. Er…Beef. Say, do you like to ride horses?"
"I've been to Carthak."
"Really? That's wonderful. I've never been there before. Is the place any good? Is the food there any good? I heard it was spicy."
"The bathrooms smell like mushrooms."
Romeli's eyebrows rose. "Hmmm…do you like mushrooms?"
"It snowed yesterday."
Romeli started to get frustrated. "Did it really? I didn't notice."
"Why yes…my dentures do fit."
"OI! IS THIS A FREAKING GIRLY TEA PARTY OR IS THIS A KICK ASS COMPETITION. WHERE'S THE PRANKS!" cried a voice from the crowds.
Romeli glared, but sighed. "Say…how about you sit down? I'm sure you're tired."
"The cheese is old!"
"I'm sure it is," Romeli said as she led the man towards the chair. Romeli saw Alanna wink at her and place the whoopee cushion on the chair. And echo of sniggers could be heard around the field. Romeli could see that Kel had already cut the chair. Romeli couldn't help but grin.
"Well why don't you sit down?" she asked.
The old man nodded and sat down with a constipated sigh.
Fart.
Laughs roared through the crowds as the old man looked around for culprit who made such a rude sound oblivious to the fact that it was he all along. And then…
Crack.
The chair snapped and the man fell on his ass. A bigger roar of laughter rolled through the crowds.
Romeli gasped. She could hardly contain her laughter. "…Oh my goodness! Sir! Are you all right!" she said as she helped him up. More laughs came from the stands.
"My grandmother ate my pet rat."
(wtf?)
Romeli brushed him off and looked around for Kel. She came walking up with a concerned face. "Listen," said Romeli with a soft face. "I need to go shopping. My friend Kel will take care of you."
"You didn't cook the peas right."
Kel walked up and winked at Romeli. Romeli smiled and laughed as she left. "Come with me," Kel said with a helping face. "Let's find a good chair this time."
She helped the old man sit down by the table. She sat across from his with an innocent smile.
"So…what's your favorite food?"
"Well, the finger nails seem fine to me."
"Fascinating. And how do you like your…finger nails…cooked?"
"You're color coordinating."
"Why thank you. Do you like carrots?"
"Beef Wellington."
Kel beamed. "Now we're getting somewhere! What do you like about Beef Wellington?"
"Sorry. I'm married."
Kel looked at him disgusted. The crowd laughed. Two things were absolutely horrific about what he had just said. One, he was married. Who would want to marry him? And second, he just implied to Kel that he would not date her. Which is disturbing in many, many ways.
Kel looked at him with distaste. "So…what's your…er…wife's favorite food."
"The peaches are particularly nice."
"Hmmm…I like peaches too."
"I'm hungry."
The old man stood up and walked to the very cabinet that was full of mouse dung. The cabinet had a big neon sign that read Lot's of Food on it. Well at least the man could read. He wasn't nearly as stupid as people thought.
He opened the cabinet and a whole bunch of mouse dung began to rain down on him. He slipped and fell on his ass again from the impact and the whole crowd was crying with laughter.
"It smells like Auntie Ben!"
Kel laughed as incredible amounts of dung soiled his clothes and made him smell even worse then he did before. You know that old person smell, the one that smells of medicine and denture cleaner? Well now he smelled of medicine, denture cleaner, and shit. Which is actually a pretty good mix considering they're all made of the same thing. Well I have no idea what that's supposed to mean…so…
Kitty walked up and pulled the man out of the pile of crap. "You smell like my toes."
That's a disturbing thought.
"I like the weather today."
"Mortal…you are a pathetic creature."
"Cheese."
"You do not deserve to live you stupid fool."
"Lick the window. Sugar's good."
"I shall summon the darkness upon you if you utter one more stupid word from those greasy, disgusting lips."
"Splee!"
"BWA HA HA! Darkness shall fall on you! Avada Kadavra!
Blurp.
"No! My wand is broken! Curses!"
"Mustache!"
Kitty grinned. She took out a bottle of ketchup from her cloak and handed it to the old man. "Would you like some ketchup!" Little did he know that the bottle of ketchup contained baking soda.
"My medicine!" cried the old man happily. He shook the ketchup up and opened the lid. The bottle exploded all over him and his dung covered self and he slipped in all the ketchup crap that collected below him.
Alas. Their mission was complete.
The crowd roared. That was a damn good show.
"OKAY JUDGES!" cried Emmy. "WHAT'S YOU'RE SCORE!"
Numair thought for a moment. "That was an excellent show!" he replied. "And you even included educational science (A/N: oh don't make me puke.) Into you're prank what with baking soda in the ketchup and the gravitational pull of the dung atop the man's head. I love it. I'll give you all a nine out of ten."
There was a shuffle of movement from the pile of Thom chunks. Numair leaned in to hear if Thom was saying anything, but he only shrugged.
All of a sudden, a battle cry was heard in the distance as George ran in with a chaotic smile. He drew his sword and flailed it around crazily. He chopped the Thom chunks into even smaller chunks and threw them into a pot where he cooked him thoroughly and then ate him violently. Kitty smiled happily.
"Ah ha! Victory!" cried George as he sat in Thom's chair.
Alanna rolled her eyes. "What is that twenty two times he's killed him now?"
Yuki shrugged.
"WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE THOM HAS BEEN ANNIHILATED, SO GEORGE WILL TAKE HIS PLACE," announced Emmy.
"Well," started George. "My wife is in this group, and I don't want to be killed, so I'll give you guys a ten."
Heartdamoose laughed. "Well…I have to say those were some pretty kick ass pranks that I…I mean…you guys thought of. And I think the whole drama of Kitty's frustration of not being able to summon the spell really wrapped it all up. I'm not sure how…or even why…but heck. Who gives a damn, right? I'll give y'all a ten just cause I'm nice. But I dunno. Those boys in the other team are damn fine!"
Everyone laughed at Heartdamoose's genius commentary.
But what's this? The other team…the boy team. Began to walk out onto the field. What the heck were they gonna do?
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Hokay. The Next part will be continued in the next chapter cuz this one is like oober long already.
Sorry I haven't updated in so long.
Replies:
LandUnderWave: I rule? Why thank you! I do rule don't I! And may the moose be with you!
Magequeen: yay I rawk! Sweetness. Dude…there is no such thing as too many reviews. Heck…review as much as you want! Lol. Oh no! Don't die! I'll have Romeli use the Phoenix Spell on you or something! Just don't die!
Tolkienkook: yah…maybe a bit too fluffy. I just read it again and I was grossed out. I guess there is such thing as being too fluffy. It like makes you sick. Perhaps I shall change it.
Tortall princess: I hate yuki! Lol. Well she's all right. But something about her makes me sick. Unfortunately I don't have msn otherwise I would love to chat with you…but yah. Lol.
Sull89: Oh camping! Was it fun! I love camping. I haven't gone in forever tho. Malfoy is a sexy beast. Lol. Did I just say that?
The Hobbit Lass: I know what you mean with the whole Neal and Yuki thingy. They didn't show any romance between them. Kel and Neal would be much better. I hate her too. Lol.
On the other hand…you have five fingers.
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