Disclaimer: I don't have to say I don't own Fairly Odd Parents! What will the lawyers get from me? Five dollars? Hah! Oh, wait, I need that money. Sigh. Fine, they win again. I don't own Fairly Odd Parents.
Authors Note: I wasn't going to post another chapter today, but everyone was writing such nice reviews I thought 'what the heck, give the people what they want.' So here it is, the next chapter! Enjoy!
Wanda woke up the next morning to find Cosmo looking at her.
"Hey sweetie," she said, smiling. "Thanks for saving me yesterday at the party. I just got so emotional." She sat up in bed and stretched. "All the hormones, I guess."
Cosmo sat up too, and snuggled close to her.
"That's okay. It's what I'm here for." He kissed her on the cheek. Then on the neck. And again.
"Cosmo…" said Wanda, surprised. She hadn't been kissed like that since, well, since she had dated Juandissimo.
Yes, that's right Cosmo thought, as he kissed her more and more passionately. I'll show you just how mature I can be. Just how like Juandissimo I can be…
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Later that morning, Timmy was looking at his Fairy Godparents. He had wondered about Cosmo's behaviour at the party. He had been so serious, keeping the situation under control. It was exactly unlike how he normally was. Timmy studied Cosmo's expression. He had that same serious look on his face that he'd had last night. Then he looked at Wanda. She had a dreamy, vacant look on her face. It's almost like they've swapped minds or something thought Timmy. I wonder what they're thinking about?
Wanda was thinking about how Cosmo had romanced her that morning. He had never done anything like that, even before they were married. It reminded her of…but no. She would never compare Cosmo to her ex-boyfriend. But she had never expected Cosmo to do anything like that. She had enjoyed it, but coming from Cosmo it had seemed kind of creepy and awkward. She felt she preferred Cosmo's usual method; sometimes it was fumbling and clumsy, but always filled with love and gentleness. She wondered at the sudden change. She thought back to the party last night and wondered if inviting Juandissimo had done more harm than good.
Cosmo was watching Wanda, a slight frown on his face. Had she enjoyed it? Was it enough to keep her from running to the waiting arms of Juandissimo? He had really tried hard this morning to impress her and keep her satisfied. He hoped it had been worth it, because it left him exhausted, far more than he thought it would. The thought of keeping up the act of the new Cosmo made him feel like he wanted to curl up and sleep, but he fought of the exhaustion, knowing he had to protect and support Wanda.
"Uh, guys?" said Timmy, trying to divert their attention to him.
"Sorry sweetie," Wanda apologised. "We've got a lot an our minds at the moment."
"Can't I be on your minds too?" he asked helplessly. He had always been afraid of losing Cosmo and Wanda because somebody found out about them. He had never thought there could be another way to lose them as well.
Wanda felt sorry for Timmy. For once, they had been so wrapped up in their own lives that they'd completely neglected their godchild.
"Oh, Timmy," said Wanda, floating down to his level and giving him a reassuring hug. "We promise we'll make it up to you."
"Great! I've really missed you guys."
"Yeah, I guess you haven't seen much of us this past week," she said thoughtfully. "But today we'll do anything you want."
"Okay!" shouted Timmy, cheering up immediately. "I wish we were inside the Crimson Chin comic book!" Wanda raised her wand to grant the wish, but Cosmo stopped her.
"Are you sure that's really safe in your condition?" he asked. Timmy's eyes started to fill with tears.
"Oh Cosmo, I did promise Timmy. And besides, they're only drawings, and I am only two months pregnant."
"And where could she possibly be safer than in a comic book with a super hero?" argued Timmy.
"Okay…" Cosmo agreed finally. After all, he didn't want to be a killjoy. Plus the old part of him (the part he was trying to ignore) wanted to have an action adventure in a comic book just as much as Timmy.
"Yay!" shouted Timmy, and Wanda poofed them in to the book. They landed right in a climactic frame.
"Surrender, Bronze Kneecap." said the Crimson Chin heroically. "You'll never win, not against me, and my side kick Cleft, the Boy Chin Wonder. And his side kicks, Clefto and Ace, the Chin Hounds.
"Arf," arfed Cosmo and Wanda.
"Oh, I think I will," said the Bronze Kneecap. "I, and my fellow super villains, will triumph this time!"
"Oh yeah?" said the Crimson Chin mockingly. "How?"
"We've positioned explosives around the entire planet. You'll never be able to find them before we blow up the entire world!"
The Crimson Chin gasped. "How could you have designed this? It requires a criminal mastermind!"
"A bit like mine!" laughed a cocky voice behind him. The Crimson Chin spun around.
"Holy cleft! It's my arch nemesis, the Nega-Chin!"
"Yes, it is I," he gloated. "I finally outsmarted you this time, you Crimson Cretin!"
"And what if I do find all the explosives? I'm presuming you put one on each continent? That would mean there's only seven."
"You're quite right, but I also placed 100 fake bombs around each real one. You'll never be able to find defuse them all in time! I'll finally win! Mwah hah hah hah hah!"
"I don't get it," Cosmo said. "How is it winning if they destroy the world?"
"Shush!" hissed Wanda. "It's just a story."
"You'll never triumph!" said the Crimson Chin defiantly. "Not with my trusty side-kick Cleft, and his Chin Hounds."
"Curses. I forgot about them," the Nega-Chin said sulkily.
"Quick, Cleft, fly with your utility cleft at supersonic speed that way. I'll go this way. And… your Chin Hounds can cover the Southern Hemisphere."
As the Crimson Chin and Timmy flew off in opposite directions, Wanda prepared to fly off too. Cosmo grabbed her tail and pulled her back.
"Do you really think it's a good idea to fly at supersonic speeds in your condition?" he asked.
Probably not…" she admitted. "How about if we just cross into the next panel?"
"Okay," Cosmo agreed, and they crossed the page into a frame that showed the Australian outback.
"Well, here's the bomb," said Cosmo, digging the sand away with his paw. "Which wire do I cut?"
"The red one," said Wanda confidently.
"Ahhh! Which one's red? I'm a dog now! I see in black and white!" Cosmo began to panic.
"Uhm, just pick a wire!" Wanda yelled at him.
Cosmo cut a random wire. Nothing happened. "Phew," they sighed with relief.
BOOM! The Earth exploded. The Crimson Chin and Timmy had flown fast, and were watching the planet explode from the safety of space. The Nega-Chin flew up next to them.
"You idiot!" he fumed at the Crimson Chin. "You weren't supposed to let it blow up!"
'Well it wasn't me," said the Crimson Chin defensively. Two very singed Chin Hounds poofed up next to them.
"You!" The Crimson Chin turned angrily to Timmy. "It was your Chin Hounds!"
"But…but…" stammered Timmy.
"Just go," said the Nega-Chin, facing his palm to Timmy with a flourish.
"I wish we were out of here," said Timmy, and Cosmo and Wanda raised their wands. They appeared back in Timmy's room.
"I wish the book was back to normal." Another wave of their wands, and the Earth was saved by the Crimson Chin.
"What happened back there guys?" Timmy asked, a note of anger in his voice.
"Sorry Timmy. I guess we just made a wrong decision," said Wanda, sitting down carefully.
Timmy wasn't the only one that was angry. Cosmo was furious at himself. He'd just put Wanda in an extremely dangerous situation because his old self had wanted some fun. Sure, it had just been in a comic book and no real harm could come of it, but what about next time?
"Are you okay Wanda?" Cosmo asked, fussing around her and making her more comfortable.
"Yeah, I think so," she said, rubbing her tummy. "The baby feels fine to me."
Timmy felt more anger surge through him. The baby again.
"That stupid baby!" he yelled. "Ever since you found out, it's been baby this, and baby that. You never have time for me anymore. I wish you weren't even having it!"
Wanda gasped, tears brimming in her eyes, a hurt look on her face. Timmy regretted saying it immediately.
"We can't grant you that wish, Timmy," she said softly. "But would you really want us too?"
Cosmo felt a horrible guilt. Didn't a part of him want the exact same thing Timmy had wished for?
"No, Wanda, of course not," Timmy said, desperately trying to make things better. "I was angry…and stupid…and I'm sorry…I didn't mean it…Wanda, I'm sorry!" Timmy felt close to tears. He hadn't meant to say something so mean and hurtful.
"I'm going to be sick again," was all she said, and she poofed into the castle. Cosmo turned on Timmy, a furious look in his eyes.
"Cosmo, come on, you know I didn't mean it…"
"Can't you think of something other than yourself for once?" Cosmo hissed at him angrily. Timmy recoiled like he'd been slapped in the face. "The amount of things she's done for you, the amount of times she's saved us, and this is how you repay her?"
"I…I said I was sorry," choked Timmy, fighting back tears.
Cosmo gave him a look filled with so much hate and anger that Timmy backed away, feeling scared of his godfather. Cosmo poofed away, and Timmy collapsed on the floor, holding his head in his hands. He heard a poof next to him and he jerked away, afraid Cosmo had come back. It wasn't Cosmo, however; it was Wanda. Timmy looked at the floor, but Wanda put her arm around his shoulder and made him look up at her.
"I know you didn't mean it Timmy," she said softly. "This is a difficult time for all of us."
"But Cosmo…just said…" Timmy sniffed, barely believing Cosmo could have spoken to him so harshly.
"You leave Cosmo to me," said Wanda, giving him a small smile. "It's especially hard for him. Just remember that he still loves you, no matter what he says. Just like I remembered that you still love me, no matter what you say."
Timmy gave her a small smile. "I guess so…"
"That's right," said Wanda. "Are you okay now sweetie?" Timmy nodded.
"Anything else I can help you with?"
Timmy nodded again. "You could help me with my homework. I've got a report due in for Crocker tomorrow and I haven't started it yet."
"Why not?" asked Wanda sharply.
"Ah, Wanda, I know you still love me, no matter what you say."
Wanda laughed. "Okay Timmy, you win. Let's get started…"
Authors Note-The Sequel: I just had to write back to some of the reviews people have been writing.
charmedgrl34: I hope the baby has a cool name too! I haven't thought of it yet. But I do know what gender it will be.
Rose Mage: I'm glad you like it, and sorry to hear you think it's a little scary. If you think it's bad so far, it'll just get worse… (that was a spoiler, FYI).
WLiiAfanatic: Man, you just love this story, don't you? Cosmo's character will definitely get more un-Cosmo-ish (another spoiler). I'm trying hard to make him stupid, I really am! I just don't want to do it to the little guy!
I'm glad I helped you get over your writers block. I love that story, and am glad I can help keep the chapters coming!
Keep reviewing, guys, and I'll keep on posting!