TITLE: Elementary Chaos Theory: Lesson 5; Kiss and Tell
AUTHOR: trista groulx (dustytiger)
DISCLAIMER: alex, jimmy, kim, bobby, bosco, yokas, sully, davis, DK, walsh, lombardo, carlos, doc, ect NOT MINE don't own 'em, it's unfortunate really, i'm just borrowing 'em, letting them play a little, and then returning them (reltivly) unharmed, still not working, so don't sue, all you'll get is my credit card debt and two bratty calico cats!
RATING: PG-13, T, TV14, if you can handle the show you can handle this, just adult situations and language warnings, nudity but it's fic you don't see anything unless you've got a graphic imagination!
CONTENT: so far... alex/jimmy sex, bobby/kim ust, kim/bosco sex, bosco/jimmy feud
SPOILERS: anything and everything up to a rock and hard place
SUMMARY: jimmy finds bosco after he finds out about him and kim, which doesn't stop bosco's mouth from running
AUTHORS NOTES: my rabbid rabbit of doom decided jimmy needs to have a talk with bosco, uh oh, trying to put some more police action in, so stayed tuned for it... also reviews always keep the ideas flowing soooo...
DEDICATION: this one's for scabbedangel, another person who has reviewed much of my fic, and appriciate it, and all your fics keep up the good work to keep fic alive now that TW is no longer

As soon as they were gone, Jimmy knew that he had to have some words with Bosco. He wanted to kick his ass, and tell him that the truce was over.

Jimmy knew that he should have just stayed put, and help shield Alex from the onslaught of questions she didn't want to answer, but he had to find Bosco. He was pissed off, and he was ready to start all the pranks up again. It was one thing to pull a prank, it was quiet another to sleep with someone's girl.

Bosco was just entering the station house, when Jimmy found him. He went up to him, and grabbed him by the scruff of his shirt, and pinned him against the way.

"What the hell?" asked Bosco.

"What did you do last night?" Jimmy asked.

Yokas just walked by them, not getting between them. She knew she'd get all the details about why Doherty had him pinned against the wall, and looked like he wanted him dead. She knew better then to get between them, unless one of them was turning blue.

"I just had a normal-" he tried to say before he interrupted.

"Lemme rephrase that, WHO did you do last night, Boscorelli?"

"I – uh-"

"You screwed my wife!"

"Ex wife."

Jimmy wanted to punch him, even though he was right.

"Did you really think I wouldn't find out about?" Jimmy demanded.

"No, but you're married again, and I saw you with some blonde last night. I assumed that your exes were fair game," Bosco explained.

"Exes are never fair game! Watch your back!"

Bosco rolled his eyes. "Yeah, all right, would 'ya let me go? I'm gonna be late for role call."

Jimmy let Bosco go, and he slunk into the precinct, and hoped that Yokas had been the only one who had seen him pinned up by Jimmy.

"What the hell was that about?" Sergeant Christopher asked.

"What was what?" Bosco asked innocently.

"Why did he have you pinned against the wall outside."

"Why do bucket boys do anything they do?" Bosco chuckled, nervously. Hoping it would fly. "He just likes to show off his muscle."

"I'm keeping an eye on you!"

Bosco was walking toward the lockers. "It ain't nothin' new!" he called.

When he got the lockers the only person in there was Yokas. She was just buttoning up her shirt. Bosco started to get changed.

"She worth it?" Yokas asked.

"What?" Bosco asked.

"Doherty wouldn't have had you in a hold like that unless you screwed around with someone you shouldn't have."

Bosco shrugged. "She was defiantly worth it, and I'd do her again, if she called."

"If she called?"

"She wouldn't give me her number, go figure."

"Did I hear that right?" Sully asked, laughing a little as he walked in. "Did Bosco fail to get some poor unsuspecting woman's number?"

Bosco shook his head. "I ain't you!"

Davis snickered, when he said that. Yokas couldn't help but let out a laugh that sounded more like a snort.

"So what happened?" Davis asked.

"So I screw this chick last night, and she's just amazing. Like this girl gives me a run for my damn money. Nicole looks tame next to her, you know what I mean? Anyway, I'm done with her, and I'm like hey baby I'll call you sometime. She wouldn't give me her damn number! She says you give me yours I might call 'ya if I need a lay again."

"Sure," muttered Sully.

"I'm totally serious. She doesn't like guys calling her place cause she got a kid. I tell 'ya a mother shouldn't know tricks like those."

"What sex stops after you have kids?" Yokas asked.

"Naw, but at some point you gotta stop, you know, learning new tricks, right? Like this girl she was just freaky in bed. And not just in bed, like all over her apartment."

"This is getting more and more unbelievable," Davis chuckled. "I'm getting to role call before Christopher thinks we're conspiring against him back here."

Yokas laughed. "I wouldn't put it past him."

Sully and Davis left the room, and went to role call. Yokas and Bosco followed a few minutes later.

Bosco sat through role call, staring up at the ceiling, thinking about Kim. When they were dismissed, he went to his RMP, and got in the drivers side. Yokas slid in next to him.

"So this chick last night, I'm telling you, Faith she was an animal," Bosco started as soon as the doors were closed.

"I don't want to hear about this," Yokas told him.

"Who else am I supposed to tell?"

"Davis sounded interested."

"I don't ride with him."

Yokas shrugged. "Look, Bos, I just don't wanna hear about your latest conquer."

"Your loss."

"Why was Doherty trying to kill you when I came in this morning?" She asked hoping it would change the subject.

"I slept with Kim."

"Bosco! You didn't!"

"I sure did, and I'd do her again."

She shook her head. "Oh God! She's the crazy mother who wouldn't give you her number wasn't she?"

Bosco grinned. "So what?"

"I have to work with her!"

"Not closely, and so do I, and I'm the one the one who slept with her."

"And was rejected by her." She chuckled.

"Minor detail, just a minor detail that will be rectified in time."

"You'd like to think so wouldn't you?"

Bosco shrugged. "Look a few months back, she jumps me my car, and runs off when Doherty catches us. Then all of a suddenly last night, she's all hey baby on the hood of my car. She'll come back."

"If she jumped you, as you say, why didn't you tell me about it?"

Bosco shrugged. "It didn't seem important at the time, she took off before anything really happened."

"Really?"

"You remember that night when we all me up at Kone Island?"

"Yeah?"

"That night, I had Kim, Doherty and Nieto in my car, and we had to stop for a bathroom break outside the bowling ally. So Doherty and Nieto leave us alone in the car. She starts going on about how she used to date this guy cause he had sexy car."

"And she thought you had nice car?"

"Yeah, she did, but that's not the point. Then all of a sudden she's in my lap making out with me, and we're getting all hot and heavy. And she kind of you know screams, but not really, Jimmy."

"She called you her ex husband's name?"

Bosco shook her head. "No, he was coming over to the car. Just as quick as it had started she's putting her shirt back on, and leaving to go bowling."

"What does this have to do with anything?"

"Well it's been how many months, and all this time she's been thinking she wants a second chance at me, and she hardly got anything from the first time. So it's just a matter of time before she come back again."

Faith shook her head. "And maybe she's done with you."

"No woman can get one dose of Bosco and not come back for more."

Yokas laughed. "You'd like to think so wouldn't you?"

"I'm telling you, she'll be back for more action."

"Just cause you thought she was amazing doesn't mean she thought the same thing about you."

"If you had ever been with me you'd know how great I was."

"Someone is awfully sure of himself."

"I'm not good at a lot of things, but there are two things I know that I'm good at. My job, and pleasing a woman."

Yokas shook her head. "You are one cocky SOB, you know that?"

"So I've been told. If you'd let me, I'd show what I can do for you."

"Never going to happen, Bos."

"Your loss."

"I highly doubt that you're going to want to have to deal with my husband if he ever found out. Especially since I doubt I could live up to your story from last night."

"You can't be freaky?"

"Not with someone I don't know."

"Come on, Faith, you know me."

She shrugged. "Not in the kind of way that I'd need to to let loose around you. I'm not into one night stands."

"How do you know unless you have a couple?"

"Just not my thing."

"Five-five David respond," crackled the radio.

Faith was glad that she didn't have to continue the conversation, but knew that Bosco probably wouldn't drop it.

tbc... (next lesson shall be bucketboys vs. bucketgirl)

end notes: so that was that, again i know everything is a tad exagerated, but still somewhat believeable, i think, i swear there's a plot somewhere it just may not be liniar! hope you like reviews always boost the muse's creativity! hugz and kissez trista