AUTHOR: trista groulx (dustytiger)
DISCLAIMER: alex, jimmy, kim, bobby, bosco, yokas, sully, davis, DK, walsh, lombardo, carlos, doc, ect NOT MINE don't own 'em, it's unfortunate really, i'm just borrowing 'em, letting them play a little, and then returning them (reltivly) unharmed, still not working, so don't sue, all you'll get is my credit card debt and two bratty calico cats!
RATING: PG-13, T, TV14, if you can handle the show you can handle this, just adult situations and language warnings, nudity but it's fic you don't see anything unless you've got a graphic imagination!
CONTENT: so far... alex/jimmy sex, bobby/kim ust, kim/bosco sex, bosco/jimmy feud, walsh/alex ust
SPOILERS: anything and everything up to a rock and hard place S
UMMARY: when the girls are away the boys will... uh, talk, is that manly enough?
AUTHORS NOTES: oh rabbid rabbit of doom what shall you think of next? hehe... hope you like, reviews are always accepted with open arms
DEDICATION: deciction, to the folks that wrote "summer love" from the grease soundtrack cause that's the inpiration for this and next lesson laugh
Everyone had just returned from their calls, and were sitting around the table. Kim decided to go upstairs, and Alex followed, leaving the rest downstairs.
"So now that ladies are upstairs are you gonna tell us some details?" asked Lombrado.
"Hell yeah!" Jimmy exclaimed.
DK and Walsh who were in the other room, joined Jimmy, Lombardo and Bobby around the table.
Bobby chuckled to himself as he watched everyone's ears perk up when they heard that they'd get to hear what was going on. Sometimes he swore he was back in the locker room after high school gym, with everyone trying to out do everyone else about how far they got with their girlfriends.
"Are you gonna give us some good stuff too?" Walsh asked Bobby.
"If I got anything to add," Bobby replied, rather unenthusiastically.
Everyone knew that he had had a one night stand with Kim a while back, and he still hadn't really told any of them what had happened. He knew that Kim and told Jimmy, but so far he had actually kept his mouth shut.
He also knew that he would not have much to add when it came to Alex because they hadn't really gotten any where.
"Before we start this I wanna know who everyone else would like to play with," Jimmy laughed.
"I think we all know who my vote goes to," laughed Bobby.
"Actually we don't," said DK. "After the whole thing with Taylor I for one am not sure who you'd pick between the two of them."
Bobby grinned, just thinking about her. He was glad that no one had realized that anything new was going on between them.
After their fight that morning she had agreed to give him a second chance as long as they went slowly, and they kept it under wraps for a little while. When it came to Kim he was like a love sick puppy and he'd do just about anything for her.
"So?" asked DK.
"Kim, she may have jerked me around before. But if she offered it to me I'd give her a second chance in a heartbeat."
"Really?"
"Yeah. I don't know, maybe I'm stupid but I'd do just about anything for her."
"It's not like we didn't all know that Bobby's been head over heals in love with Kimmy from the moment he saw her," Jimmy laughed.
"Yeah, then you went and married her," laughed DK.
Jimmy shrugged. "I never claimed to be a nice person. But I didn't kick the crap outta him when I found out he was with her, so that's gotta say something."
Bobby laughed. "Thanks, man, I appreciate your approval," Bobby said, shaking his head.
"All right, all right let's get on with this. So who'd be your pick, DK?"
DK shrugged. "If I had to chose one, I'd have to go with Kim."
"Why?" asked Bobby.
"It's something about her face and her long straight hair," DK replied. "I really like long straight hair, and hers looks so soft." He shrugged. "I don't know some people think it's like a fetish, but I just like it. Taylor's not so bad, if she grew her hair out and straightened it I'd probably pick her. But since she doesn't I have to go with Kim."
"I'd have to go with Taylor," Walsh answered. "I'm still pissed off that I wasn't the one who brought her home the other night."
"Why Taylor?" asked DK.
"I don't know I've just thought she was something else since the day she waltzed in here."
Jimmy laughed. "If you had had the balls you probably could have gotten her too."
"Really?"
"Yeah, apparently she gets really, um, friendly when she's drinking."
"Damn! Why do I always miss my chance!"
Jimmy laughed. "I dunno man."
Although Jimmy had been surprised by what had happened the morning after it started, he was glad it had. He had been having a lot of fun with Alex, and he hoped she was enjoying herself with him.
Being with her made him forget all of his other problems, mainly his impending divorce. He was also afraid that Lombardo may try to stab him through the heart with a dull kitchen knife because of what had happened with Linda at the bachelor party.
"She's with Doherty," laughed Lombardo. "It's not like it's gonna last forever and you won't have a chance at some point."
"Hey!"
"Come on Jimmy it's not like we don't all know what you're like 'round here!"
"All right, how about we drop this, who's your pick, Joe?" asked Bobby.
Bobby didn't want everything to get out of hand between everyone.
"I'd have to go with Kim," he replied.
"Why?" asked Jimmy.
Lombardo shrugged. "I dunno she just seems like she's the kind of girl that knows what she wants when she's under you."
Jimmy laughed. "She learned all her tricks from me."
Bobby shook his head. "You'd like to think so wouldn't you?"
"How would you know? You've been with her all of what, once?"
"It's not quantity it's quality."
Jimmy shook his head. "You only say that when you've got a small package."
Bobby shook his head. "You only worry about someone else's when you feel inferior."
"All right, all right, enough before you're both whipping it out in front of a ruler," DK said, taking his turn to keep the peace.
"Try a yard stick," Jimmy muttered under his breath, not loud enough for anyone else to here. "All right, all right."
It was amazing that Jimmy and Bobby didn't have a similar feud as between Jimmy and Bosco. There was only one person who could get them both started, and though Jimmy didn't know it, she was now Bobby's.
"So I thought you were gonna tell us about what happened?" Lombardo queried.
Jimmy shrugged. "There's not much to tell, I woke up the other morning to find Alex in my bed. I can hardly remember the night before, so we thought we'd see what it was like sober. I found out she's good."
"That's it?" asked Walsh.
"I took her home last night, that hardly qualifies as a relationship."
Bobby laughed, to himself. He shook his head he always found it amusing to try to define Jimmy's idea of relationship. Bobby found it sad that Jimmy had still not gotten a clue.
"What's so funny?" Jimmy asked him.
He shrugged. "I don't know, just trying to define relationship as you would, it's amusing."
"He's got you there," Lombardo laughed.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"While you were married to Kim you cheated on her, constantly, even with her sister. You vowed to do everything right with Brooke, and you end up doing my girlfriend on the counter in the bathroom at your bachelor party. You have to admit that's a slightly skewed view of what a relationship is."
"I'm with Lombardo on this," Walsh agreed.
"Yeah, me too. Your definition of a relationship would have to be pretty strange," DK also agreed. "I mean just look at what you did to Bosco."
"What the hell does that have to do with anything?"
"He messed around with your EX wife, while you're remarried and seeing someone else, and you wanna kick the crap out of him for going after a single woman? Albeit, Kim quiet the catch, and if she were mine I wouldn't want anyone even looking at her, but she's your ex wife now, and you have to understand she can do what she wants. She's not yours anymore, now is she?"
"But he wasn't messing around with some random single woman, he decided to sleep with Kimmy! That's the problem!"
"So, you have no right to feel like that about Kim. That should have stopped the second she divorced your sorry ass," Lombardo explained. "It's not like a divorce clause is that you're allowed to pick and choose who your ex is allowed to be with."
"Yeah, but you still don't do that to a person."
"You two aren't even friends. Yeah, it's a good way to start up the feud again, but that's a little much. Besides, who went to who?" Walsh added.
"What does that matter?"
Walsh shrugged. "If she went to him, then that's her choice. It had nothing to do with anything malicious on Bosco's part, he saw someone who was willing to get into bed with him and he jumped at the chance. Most guy would, as we just found out from doing your mini poll."
"It wasn't like she was cheating on you like you did to her, you were divorced before she started seeing other people," Lombardo added.
Jimmy shrugged. "I guess so."
"You're not allowed to be mad at anyone for being with her anymore. You're divorced, and she's technically single. It doesn't matter how you try to justify it. At least she waited till after the divorce to stray," said Walsh.
"You know he's right," Lombardo said. "Kim wasn't mad at you for being with Taylor, and she wasn't fighting with Taylor for messing around with you. Kim was pissed because Taylor didn't tell her what was going on before hand."
"I know, but it's different."
"It's not that different. You say you've moved on, but you don't want her with anyone else, why?" Walsh asked.
"I really don't know."
"Bullshit, you don't know! You don't want Kim with anyone else cause you think that if she finds someone else then you don't have a chance of getting her back. You like going to her when you're feeling lonely. You can't do that if she's moved on," Lombardo explained.
"I'm with Lombardo on this one," Bobby agreed.
"When did this turn into a beat on Jimmy session?"
"If it works."
"All we're saying is, that you say you've let her go, then do it completely like she seems to be ready to do."
Jimmy shrugged. "I'll consider it."
"All right, let's get back to the topic at hand," DK laughed, nervously. "So who's better?"
Jimmy shook his head. "I'm not falling into that trap. I'm just gonna say they each have something unique to bring to the bedroom."
"But that's what we all wanted to know!" laughed Walsh.
"Yeah, well I hate to break it to you, but you'll never get that outta me."
The guys decided to drop the subject, knowing they probably wouldn't get too much more information out of him.
The fire bell sounded, and they all knew that they were not going to get any answers any time soon, even if Jimmy suddenly changed his mind. Alex came running from upstairs, and Kim followed not far behind.
tbc... (up next lesson 9; and girls)
end notes: i know it's not the best, but i have some fun stuff coming, so stayed tuned! hehe... i just needed to a contrast between the guys and girls talking about thier escapades laugh