Return of Juliet

by cindella

A random script I wrote for class. Please r&r... well, not completely written by me, an EVIL BOY wrote a bit of it... AND THE NAMES ARE NOT REAL! So ner. Rated for violence.

This is the script of a… um… ah… 'playlet' we made in class. (That's me, Mads, Mikey, Jon and Scrap.) The storyline was mainly Mikey and I and the words were just random things the actors said. I like superheroes, Mikey likes ganster films and violence. AHEM. You don't like then don't read. Romeo and Juliet belong to Shakespeare. Spiderman and Spidergirl belong to Marvel. The rest belongs to ME ME ME (and Mikey).

CHARACTER CAST:

Mads/JulietScrap/RomeoCally/Spidergirl

Mikey/Mad Gunman #1 Jon/Mad Gunman #2 & Spiderman

The Return of Juliet

(a.k.a: Spidergirl meets juliet and gets shot by evil boys)

SCENE: A class room. Picture: 30-odd 12 and 13 yr olds all passing notes and laughing at the top of their voices. A random play comes on. MADS, SCRAP, CALLY, MIKEY and JON walk out of classroom to the right. Five minutes pass. MADS enters and lies down on the floor.

(CALLY/SPIDERGIRL swings in on invisible web. Grabs Mads by her arm and pulls her around the front of the class.)

MADS/JULIET: Oh Romeo! You're here to save me! With your mannish laugh and sexy six-pack…

CALLY/SPIDERGIRL: Romeo? Sorry, I'm your friendly neighbourhood Spidergirl. That's Romeo over there. (points to SCRAP/ROMEO, who is pacing around the stage with invisible blunderbuss.)

SCRAP/ROMEO: Where's the quail? (Sneaks round classroom. Yanks Brin's hair.)

BRIN: Aah!

SCRAP/ROMEO: There it is! Bang, bang! Bang!

MADS/JULIET: Aah! Get away from me, you arachnid freak!

(CALLY/SPIDERGIRL drops MADS/JULIET. MIKEY and JON enter class. They are 'driving' a 'tank'. That's pushing along an old desk from the caretaker's cupboard. MIKEY/MAD GUNSMAN #1 and JON/MAD GUNSMAN #2 & SPIDERMAN step out holding invisible machine guns and bazookas.)

MIKEY/MAD GUNSMAN #1: Who's yo daddy!

CALLY/SPIDERGIRL: Spiderman is!

MIKEY/MAD GUNSMAN #1: Bang! Bangbang! Bihbihbihbihbih! DIE! Asta la vista, babe!

MADS/JULIET: Oh, Romeo! Help!

(SCRAP/ROMEO gets shot by MIKEY/MAD GUNSMAN #1. He falls to the ground laughing hysterically.)

SCRAP/ROMEO: We are the stupidest playwrites of all time!

MADS/JULIET: Oh look, now you just ruined it for everyone.

SCRAP/ROMEO: Oh, sorry, your highness.

MISS FALCON: Get on with it!

CALLY: AHEM! Oh, daddy, save me!

JON/MAD GUNSMAN #2 & SPIDERMAN: I'm peter parker! Sorry, hon, I have an appointment with the Green Goblin! AH HA HA HA! Scrap's right! We truly ARE the worst playwrites in the world!

CALLY: Okay, Jon. We give up. We can get a lousy grade. Thanks.

MISS FALCON: Okay everybody give them a big round of applause!

STUDENTS: Boo! That sucked! Get off the stage, Cromwell! Boo!

END

Okay, if this counts as fanfic say so, okay? If it doesn't then boo me. Either way, R&R!