Just Happened
"I, um. I meant to tell you. It just happened." Harry looked down.
Molly gave him a look he instinctively recognized as motherly reproval. "Dear. Just happened is for unavoidable things. You had Draco precariously bent over our couch when we came down to breakfast."
"I. Yeah, but--"
"I'm certain there were points along the way at which you could have avoided that. Unless-- Harry. It wasn't Imperius?"
"Um. No, but--"
"Clean the mess from the cushions, and apologize to Ginny."
Harry squirmed and bit his lip. "All right."
"And Ron. He's a bit traumatized."
"Right."
"Good. Pancakes?"
Note from Author: You gotta love the slash. He he. Well. I decided to make it short, and not to go into details. I'm strange and evil aren't I?