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Legolas POV

I was shocked when I heard this man, Alex, tell Leslie Happy Birthday. So was she.

"You remembered!" She said happily then gave him an awkward hug from behind because he was driving. Both Gimli and I congratulated her, which she took warmly and hugged us as well then went back to reading the book. I noticed she had put away the previous one and was currently reading Blood and Gold or was it Gold and Blood. I turn around and look at it again and, yes, it was Blood and Gold. It was written by the same woman, Anne Rice, I think. Leslie smiled at me then went back to reading. I wondered how to get back. Later today, I will go back over to the place where she found us and look around. We arrived to the house where we would be staying and was pleased that it was a small walk to the place where we had been found.

"Leslie, you being a girl and all, will have the pleasure of going in first and as the saying goes. 'Ladies first'" Alex said and Leslie, almost instantly, looked at him suspiciously. He just smiled and I heard giggling from inside and guessed what was going to happen.

"You know what's going to happen don't you Legolas? I can see the smile on your face. I do not like it when people hide stuff from me!" She whined which made me smile even more. She opened the door slowly then grabbed a rock and threw it inside.

"Mother f------ that f------ hurt" Someone shouted from inside. Yup, she hit someone in the head. Of course, this was said so quietly that Alex and Gimli didn't hear. Leslie had as good as hearing as I did so yeah she heard too. Finally, Alex got tired of waiting and literally grabbed her, lifted her off the ground, and threw her inside. I stared at him.

"Don't worry I do this often. She never gets hurt for some odd reason." Alex said.

'It's because she is a fox demon.' I thought to myself.

"SURPRISE!" I heard from inside and smiled.

"ALEX! I AM GOING TO FU—REAKING KILL YOU!" I heard. It sounded as though she had remembered in the back of her mind that she never cussed. Alex blinked then insisted that I go in first for being the 'taller' guest. I had the impression that he only said that to tease Gimli. Me, not wanting to deal with Leslie's wrath first insisted to a too-upset-at-Alex-to-realize-the-danger-he-was-walking-into Gimli to go in first, which he did gladly. Poor, poor Gimli. I moved sideways just in time to narrowly miss being hit in the head by a dwarf who fell into a body of water not too far from the door. This is where I learned something new: Gimli knew how to swim………………Shocking I know.

"Sorry Gimli, I thought it was Alex coming in." Leslie said coming out with lots of colorful papers on her in which I assumed she got covered in when the people inside shouted 'surprise'. How she was able to confuse Gimli for Alex I will never know.

After being introduced to everybody and learning what everything was and how to use them.

I walked around the house now that I was used to everything, which took several hours of getting used to, I might add. The guest were all leaving the house but one of them stayed long enough to tell Leslie:

Happy Birthday to you

You live in a zoo

You look like a monkey

And you smell like one too.

I was confused because Leslie neither smelled or looked like a monkey. Before anybody could say anything the guest left the house.

Third POV

While Legolas pondered on the riddle he suddenly had an urge to do something.

5 Minutes later

Leslie was walking toward the room to hear a toilet being flushed and to find Legolas going out of the restroom. For those of you readers that don't get what just happened. Legolas had the urge to do something so he went to the restroom and peed after learning how to use the toilet.

Legolas POV

After finishing my business I went outside and started to walk toward, we had been found. I made it to that place and started to walk around. After a few minutes, I blinked and found myself in familiar territory. I was back in Middle Earth. That was rather easy. I turned around and started to walk back to find myself back in Earth. I took a step back and I was in Middle Earth then took a step forward to find myself in Earth. So much for having trouble getting back… (Fk306: I bet you thought that the title of the chapter was 'Surprise' because of the surprise party. Well, it had that title for two reasons and now you know both reasons so Nyah!) Then a weird image came to me.

Leslie walked up to Alex and stared up at him since she was so short, a head taller than Gimli to be exact. She glared at him for no reason.

"When life gives you lemons, choke on them and die… You stupid lemon eater." She said and walked away with a lemon in her hand.

Told you it was a weird image. Especially since, it had nothing to do with the situation. I blinked then realized that the scenery changed completely. One moment you're in the forest and the next you're next to a road in a completely different world.

"You asked me if I knew how, and I do but you didn't ask me if I could take you back, which I can't. I cant because I don't know how to do it I just know how to go back I just don't know how to do it." Leslie answered calmly.

Ok that image is better. I guess. Why did Leslie say that if I just pretty much found a way to go back to Middle Earth? I wonder if for some reason she couldn't go through. Maybe something or someone was trying to stop her from coming back but who? There was a silence as I thought this over, if you're wondering I was currently on Earth, then it hit me like an Orc that had a excellent throwing arm and threw a rock at my head. One word came to mind: Shadow Killer. Well technically, it was two words but you get my point. The question is why would Shadow Killer prevent Leslie from coming back? I will have to think over this another time and there is the possibility that Shadow Killer didn't prevent Leslie from coming but if Shadow Killer didn't then who did? I should go find Hopper now that I know how to get to Middle Earth and back. But first….

Third POV

A few minutes later, you see Legolas riding a bicycle and heading through the forest of Middle Earth on the way to Gondor where Hopper currently was. As you most likely already, know. The sight of an elf on a machine that doesn't exist in Middle Earth, riding toward Gondor is not a sight that anybody has ever seen before and if I were the reader I would be laughing at the image of an elf standing out because he decided to take a bike to Middle Earth.

A/N: That is Chapter 3 and I oh so hope you enjoyed it. Even though it probably made no sense.