Hi everyone This is my very first fic I posted here on of my other fics are over on OO Lolz, anyway, enjoy the chappie, and RxR please!
Disclaimer: Does she LOOK like Kazuki Takahashi? I didn't think so…--------------------------
Chapter One
Yugi: (runs into game shop) I can't believe it! I won!
Grandpa: (was dozing until Yugi woke him up) Yugi! Is there something wrong?
Yugi: No! Everything is perfect!
Grandpa: Then why did you burst in here screeching?
Yugi: I just won a cruise for fifteen to the Bahama Islands. It's during winter vacation!
Grandpa: But Yugi, I already have plans.
Yugi: (oblivious to the fact that his grandpa wants to go) That's alright you don't have to go. I'm inviting Joey, Mai, Tristan, Bakura, Yami Bakura, Tèa, Marik, Yami Marik, Kaiba, Mokuba, Duke, Ishizu, Serenity, and my Yami.
Grandpa: Well...okay then.
Yugi: YAY! Oh, and Grandpa?
Grandpa: Yes?
Yugi: Do you think you can drive us there? Pleeeeeease? eyes get bigger than usual…if that's possible
Grandpa: sigh Fine, but we'll have to rent a bigger van.
Yugi: Yessss! I'll go call everyone now!
Yugi: (On the phone with Joey) So anyway, I won a trip for fourteen people for a cruise through the Bahamas. Do you think you and Serenity can come?
Joey: Sure I'll come Yug'. Lemme just ask Serenity first. SERENITY!
Serenity: WHAT?
Joey: YUGI'S INVITING US TO GO WIT HIM ON A CRUISE THROUGH DA BAHAMAS. WANNA COME?
Serenity: OKAY! NOW SHUT UP! TELLY-TUBBIES IS ON!
Joey: sweat drop Uh, okay. She said that she'd come.
Yugi: Great! Well come to the game shop 6:00 AM on Friday! Hangs up Next, Bakura. Dials Bakura's number
Bakura: Picks up phone Hello?
Yugi: Hi Bakura! Tells Bakura about the trip So can you come with your Yami?
Bakura: I'll come but I doubt that my -HEY!
Yugi: Bakura!
Yami Bakura: Heh, he's tied up at the moment. snickers
Yami: (in background behind Yugi) Stupid tomb robber.
Yami Bakura: SHUT UP PHARAOH! Anyway, I'll come, but only if I get lots of presents, I get to pick which cabin I want, I'm the only one that picks on Bakura, I get blood to drink... rants on and on.
Yugi: Ok then. Come to my house 6:00 AM on Friday! Hangs up
Yami: I can't believe that you invited that shitty son of a --
Yugi: Yami, he would have come anyway. And what have a told you about cursing?
Yami: rolls eyes
Yugi: Anyway, Tristan next. Calls up Tristan and explains about time and place. Blah, blah, blah
Tristan: Will Serenity be there?
Yugi: Uh, yeah.
Tristan: I'M THERE! Plus, we might even wind up with a cabin together!
Yugi: Uh, I doubt it. Bye. Hangs up. Okay, next the Kaiba brothers. Calls them up
Kaiba Corp Operator: Hello? Kaiba Corp. Please state your name.
Yugi: Yugi Moto.
Kaiba Corp Operator: Please state your business.
Yugi: Can I just talk to Kaiba?
Kaiba Corp Operator: Do you have an appointment?
Yugi: No, but can I please talk to him?
Kaiba Corp Operator: I'm sorry sir, but if you don't have an appoint—
Yugi: CAN I JUST TALK TO HIM!
Kaiba Corp Operator: Hmm, maybe I can set you up on July 28, 2856?
Yugi: ARGH! Hangs up.
Yami: I think you're supposed to call his home number.
Yugi: Oh. You're right!
Yami: rolls eyes again
Yugi: dials Kaiba's home phone number
Mokuba: Picks up Hello, Kaiba Mansion. Mokuba speaking.
Yugi: Hi Mokuba! It's Yugi. Can I talk to your brother please?
Mokuba: Sure. Just hold on a minute. Runs up 5 staircases and down a long hallway to Seto's office. Big Brother!
Seto: What is it Mokuba? I'm busy.
Mokuba: Yugi's on the phone and he wants to talk to you.
Seto: You interrupted me JUST for THAT! Go tell him to gel up his hair again.
Mokuba: Ok. Runs down 5 staircases and down a long hallway back to the phone, which unfortunately, had a chord. Panting Yugi, Seto says that he's too busy right now.
Yugi: Well, can you tell your brother that it's really important? Besides, he might like what I have to say.
Mokuba: Ok. Runs up 5 staircases again and down a long hallway back to Seto's office He says it urgent, big Bro!
Seto: I said NO!
Mokuba: runs down 5 staircases and down a long hallway He wheeze says cough no.
Yugi: But it's IMPORTANT!
Mokuba: runs up 5 staircases and down a big hallway But sputter it's hack IMPORTANT.
Seto: For the last time, NO.
Mokuba: I'm NOT running back down again to tell him that. Unplugs Seto's computer
Seto: O.O
Mokuba: GO DOWN THERE AND TALK TO HIM!
Seto: You're dead when I'm done with Yugi. Walks over to elevator that takes him down 5 levels. Walks down long hallway to the phone. Picks it up. What the hell do you want?
Mokuba: behind Seto O.O We have an elevator? smacks head Of course! Nii-sama had it put in a couple of days ago…
Yugi: Hi Kaiba! Took you long enough! Explains time and place
Seto: What makes you think that we're going to come?
Mokuba: light bulb clicks on, then walks up to Seto and rips an important paper in his face We're going wherever Yugi wants us to go, or else you can say bye to your papers!
Seto: FINE! We're going! Happy!
Yugi: Uh, ok. See you then. Quickly hangs up. Okay, now Mai. Calls Mai
Mai: trying to sound sexy Hey, the beautiful Mai speaking.
Yugi: sweat drop Uh, hi Mai. It's Yugi.
Mai: YUGI! Hi!
Yugi: Explains, yada yada yada.
Mai: A CRUISE? WITH CLUBS AND PARTIES?
Yugi: Uh-huh.
Mai: I'M SO THERE! Hangs up.
Yugi: Tèa's next! Yay! Hope she comes! Calls Tèa
Tèa: Hello, Tèa speaking. Before you say anything, friendship is AWESOME!
Yugi: Hi Tèa!
Tèa: Hi Yugi! You're my bestest friend!
Yugi: blushes Uh, right! Explains
Tèa: I'm going!
Yugi: Ok. - The Ishtars next.
Yami: You invited that friendship bitch!
Yugi: Don't call her that!
Yami: Ooh. Yugi's got a girlfriend!
Yugi: Do not! blushing 25 shades of red Calls up Ishizu
Ishizu: Hello?
Yugi: Hi Ishizu! It's Yugi!
Ishizu: Hello Yugi!
Yugi: Explains once again
Ishizu: Okay, I can come.
Yugi: Great! Hangs up. Lastly, Marik and his Yami! He dials
Yami Marik: In half-asleep voice Hello? I'm trying to sleep here.
Yugi: thinking: at 4:00 in the afternoon?
Marik: Grabs phone from his Yami Sorry about that. Who's speaking?
Yugi: Hi Marik! It's Yugi! Explains once again.
Marik: Sure I'll come. Lemme just ask Yami if he wants to come too. YAMI!
Yami Marik: I'LL COME! JUST LET ME SLEEP!
Marik: I guess he'll go. See ya then Yugi.
Yugi: Bye!
Yugi: Last but not least, Duke. Calls up Duke
Duke: Yeah?
Yugi: Hi Duke! It's Yugi!
Duke: Hello Yugi.
Yugi: I just won a cruise through the Bahamas! explains
Duke: Is SERENITY going to be there?
Yugi: Uh…yeah.
Duke: I might even get a bunk with her! starts repeating things Tristan said
Yugi: See ya then! Phew, that was a lot! This is going to be so much fun Yami! Yami?
Yami: Too busy grumbling about tomb robbers and friendship bitches to listen
Yugi: YAMI!
Yami: Huh? What?
Yugi: I called everyone and they're all coming.
Yami: Oh... that's nice.
Yugi: I'm thinking of doing a Secret Santa thing…isn't that nice?
Yami: Just don't pair me with the tomb robber…
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