Sasuke remembered the last time he had gotten in an incident like this. It had been at a bar in the Village Hidden in the Grass. He had been watching the drunks make fools of themselves. As he had risen to use the restrooms before leaving, he had felt eyes on his back. He remembered turning slightly before it went black and he had awoken in a hospital bed. The nurse there had told him something about having spasms and moaning, also.

He was walking the streets of Konoha, having left the hospital an hour ago. He had requested the address of Uzumaki Naruto before leaving, though, and he thought he might be getting close now. He had passed many people while walking through the streets, and there were a few that he thought looked familiar. He didn't know why he had chosen to visit Naruto; it would have been more useful to have gone shopping for a new outfit and hair style. His pale skin, long raven hair, and black jacket that just screamed "look at me in all my gothic angst glory!" were very recognizable. But then Naruto might not recognize him.

"Ah," Sasuke said. He had found the address of the apartment building. Now the fun would really start.

Even though Sasuke was a great ninja, his distractions kept him from realizing that he was being followed. Sakura, wearing a totally wonderful skirt that went to her knees with slits up the side and a pair of shorts underneath with a blue shirt that showed her lovely womanly charm and her pink hair in a pony tail but had bangs over her large forehead and her forehead protector under her bangs and did I mention the outfit was totally wonderful, thanked Tsunade's training and the large amount of Saturday traffic. Sasuke was going right where Sakura expected him to, and it gave her a strange sense of pleasure. Naruto was going to meet the one boy he had hated, chased, and missed. Sakura was pleased with finding Sasuke on her own, but her stomach was doing flips over worrying about Naruto's reaction.

Into the building went Sasuke, and Sakura follwed a bit after. She saw him on the second floor's landing of stairs, headed for the next. She hurried after him.

When she peeked past the corner on the sixth floor, she saw Sasuke waiting coolly outside of the apartment that Sakura knew to be Naruto's.

"Who is it?" came a voice from the apartment.

Sasuke didn't reply.

Naruto opened the door wearing only his orange pants. One hand scratched his blonde hair, the other perched on the door knob. He stood with a questioning look on his face.

"Do you remember me?" Sasuke said.

Something clicked in Naruto. His expression went from question to shock.

Sakura found herself with her mouth open, about to say, "Yes, you bastard, he remembers you."

"I guess my outfit could confuse you," Sasuke sighed and reached up to grab his hair up into the style he had in his adolescent days.

"N-nn," was all Naruto could get out to begin with, then he got stronger. "No," he first whispered, then louder, steadier, "No, Ssauke. I remember you."

"Good, then I have something to--." He stopped mid-sentence. His eyes were large and his body rigid. Sakura didn't know what to think.

He bent around himself and clutched his head while letting out a blood curdling scream. "No! Stop it! N-nnn-n!" he yelled. His voice made eerie echoes in the hallway of the tall building.

Just like the nurse was talking about… Sakura thought.

Ssuke lookup up through his obvious pain and into Naruto's eyes. Naruto could see al the angst build up inside of the handsome man, all through his jet black orbs.

"Mind rape. Make it stop, Blondie," Sasuke mumbled before falling head-first into Naruto's groin.

"Holy crap!" Naruto yelled.

Sakura burst from her hiding spot to see if her skills were needed.

And Sasuke was writhing in pain. "Leave. Get out. Stop playing with me. Stop mind-raping me, Orochimaru!"