Disclaimer: I do not own LOTR
A/N: I got this idea during fourth period when my friends and me were working on my friends story. She told me to work on it and I started to write in attempt of imitating the vampire Lestat or as he likes to think of himself Lestat the Magnificent or Saint Lestat in the book Blood Canticle. I'm going to try it in this chapter, tell me if you think I should continue to write that way.
Satan POV
Mom POV
Gabz POV
Peach POV
Bitchlashes POV
All Five
Normal
Thoughts
A/n: These are I and my friends hope you enjoy. FYI my nickname in school is Mom because I am the responsible one.
As Legolas rode the pink bike toward Gondor, he passed many humans that stared at him wide eyes. At first, he didn't understand why they were staring at him.
What is he, stupid?
Satan, be nice. Anyway, at first he didn't realize why they were staring and then realized that seeing an elf riding something that didn't even exist would probably be weird.
And then randomly he fell into a deep hole.
He did not! Stop interrupting me!
Who said we were interrupting you?
I think I would know when someone was interrupting me!
Sorry Mom.
That's much better. Now where was I?
You were saying how Legolas just realized how weird he looked.
Oh yeah. So Legolas is decided to ignore everybody and continue on his way toward the, was it a castle? If I am wrong then oh well, anyway he headed toward the castle where
He was attacked by a random flying monkey!
Peach…
Yes Mom?
What did I tell you?
Not to interrupt you.
And what were you doing?
He was trying to make the story more interesting.
And he was obviously failing.
Satan, what did I tell you?
To be nice.
And what were you doing?
Stating my opinion. You never said I wasn't aloud to do that and why are you telling us what to do?
I am the writer of this story! Now let me continue!
…
Thank you. He made it to the castle where he was greeted warmly by the king, queen, Hopper and the twins.
"Legolas! Welcome my friend! Where is Gimli and what is that thing?" Aragorn stated. He had decided to ignore my narrative knowing that it would probably drive him insane if he attempted to listen to my friends and me arguing.
"That is not true!" Aragorn shouted at me but me being who I was ignored him at which point he is glaring at open space seeing that he cannot find where the hell I am.
And you say I am mean! At least I don't ignore people.
Liar! You ignore almost everyone!
"I will tell you later about the thing. You will never imagine what Gimli and myself have stumbled upon!" Legolas said taking my advice and ignoring me.
At least we know who the smart one is.
You cannot see it yourself but I am glaring at Satan. Legolas grinned slightly at the comment from Satan but it was barely detectable because he was supposed to ignore us.
"What was it that you stumbled upon?" Hopper said calmly not realizing the surprise that lay in front of him.
"It starts with a 'L' and ends with a 'E', that is the only hint I will give you." Legolas said. Hopper hardly ever having called Leslie by her name didn't know who Legolas was talking about but Aragorn, Elladan and Elrohir were grinning. Arwen had never met Leslie.
Aragorn noticing Hopper's confusion decided to give him a hint.
"….." I am now currently glaring at Aragorn. I said! That Aragorn noticing Hopper's confusion decided to give him a hint!
"Oh sorry! She may also be known as 'princess' to some." Aragorn said.
He said it not wanting to deal with Mom's wrath.
Shut it Bitchlashes. Anyway, Hopper grinned excitedly at this.
"You found her? Where?" Hopper said wanting to hear the answer quickly.
"She is currently back in Earth where she had been born. Gimli and I stumbled upon the portal to her world by mistake. It is my belief that she is unable to return back here." Legolas said and Hopper frowned. How would they get Leslie back? She, being the princess of the Wargs, was needed in Middle Earth to keep all the Wargs that were still alive after the battle in check so that they wouldn't kill people for the heck of it.
"Why wouldn't she be able to come back? Can you take us to where she is?" Hopper asked wanting to see his Princess to make sure, she is fine. Legolas nodded understanding Hopper's concern.
"It is not that long from here. A full day's walk from here in a forest." Legolas said.
A few hours later
Hopper, Aragorn, Elladan and Elrohir were on horses while Legolas was on the bike. Surprisingly his legs were strong enough to pedal hard enough to keep up in front of the horses. The were all heading toward the spot where Legolas had come.
(A/N: OK, enough of that. Tell me what you think of that small example and if I should do it now and then. And now, for the real chapter.)
Flashback
Before Legolas went to Middle Earth, he examined the four bikes that were there. One was black, the second was red, the third was pink, and the fourth was purple. After deep consideration, Legolas decided on the pink one not realizing that it looked strange for a male to be riding it. Of course he looked strange just riding a bike in Middle Earth.
Fast forward to where they were heading to the place.
"This is the place. Leave the horses behind, we won't need them." Legolas said and once everybody had set there horses free, the horses knew there way back to Gondor, they started to head toward the exact spot where Legolas had come. They were soon in front of the very same road where Legolas, Gimli, and Leslie had ended up. After explaining everything to them about cars and other things that were possible to live for people to live without yet unwilling to part they made there way to Leslie's new home. As soon as they arrived, Hopper was accidentally pushed to the ground by a running Leslie and almost got stepped on by an Alex that was once again covered white feathers. The next-door neighbor, that I am almost positive you thought you wouldn't see again, happened to be passing by and just shook his head.
"It's too late in the day to be acting like this." The neighbor said then continued on his way to the supermarket. Because he was low in catnip. No he does not have a cat, why he needs catnip in the first place we will never know but are free to use our imagination on why a man would need catnip when he doesn't have a cat.
"As Leslie would probably say, if she remembered any of you. 'Welcome to Earth my dear friends.'" Legolas said smiling as his friends gaped at the still running Leslie and at the chicken looking outraged Alex.
A/N: Sorry I didn't add more but I hope this is satisfying for now. Don't forget to tell me what you think of my friends continually interrupting the story.