Hey everyone, I'm back with chapter two! -peace sign-

Seto: -sweat drop-

What're you looking at?

Seto: …nothing.

Good. Disclaimer now, if you please.

Seto: She doesn't own us characters from Yu-Gi-Oh. If she did, she'd be rolling in cash.

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Chapter Two

Mai: -groaning and yawning- Yugi, why did we have to get here so early? I need my beauty sleep!

Yugi: Well, we have to drive for 5 hours until we reach the airport.

Everyone: Airport?

Yugi: Yeah, we take a plane from there to Florida. Then, from there, we take the ship around all of the Bahama Islands. Then, we go back home.

Tèa: How long is the airplane ride?

Yugi: 24 hours.

Everyone: -Groan-

Yugi: But guys, on the way to the airport, we're taking the van remember?

Tristan: Yeah, so?

Yugi: Well, Grandpa made sure that there was a TV in there, and Kaiba came early today to rig it up so we can play video games.

Joey: Hey tanks moneybags!

Kaiba: Don't call me that again, mutt. And I did it for Mokuba.

Joey: Hey! Don't call me a mutt!

Kaiba: Down dog!

Joey: -whimpers-

Everyone: -sweat drop-

Yugi: Anyway, come on everybody!

Everyone: -throws bags and suitcases in, which was hard since Mai had taken up so much space for her clothes and makeup-

Grandpa: Everyone here? Let's go then. -starts the car up and they get moving-

Kaiba: Since I rigged up the video game thing, I play first. Who's gonna fight me?

Yugi: Huh?

Kaiba: I brought Death Jam III (a/n I made that up. I don't play video games much . )

Yugi: Oh.

Yami: Bring it on!

Yugi: Wait!

Yami: What is it Yugi? I need to do some $$ kicking around here.

Yugi: Stop cursing Yami. Well, I just want everyone to know that there will be a Secret Santa thingy. -Holds up a hat- Everyone's name is in this hat. Whoever you draw is the one you have to give a gift to. And it has to be nice! Got it, Yami Bakura!

Yami Bakura: Shut your pie hole, you shrimp.

Yugi: -Very close to tears-

Bakura: -Seeing this- Yami, you didn't mean it, RIGHT?

Yami Bakura: What d'ya mean I didn't mean it? I totally--

Bakura: What he means to say is that he apologizes.

Yugi: Okay! - Everyone, draw a name.

(Results)

Yugi gets Seto

Yami gets Yugi

Joey gets Duke

Tristan gets Serenity

Tèa gets Mokuba

Seto gets Marik

Mokuba gets Tristan

Bakura gets Yami Marik

Yami Bakura gets Yami

Mai gets Joey

Marik gets Yami Bakura

Yami Marik gets Bakura

Ishizu gets Tèa

Serenity gets Ishizu

Duke gets Mai

Yugi: Okay, I got some extra cash from the sweepstakes, so everyone gets 100 US dollars. –dishes out the cash-

Seto: Yeah, yeah. NOW can we play games?

Yugi: Sure.

Seto: I'm so gonna win.

Yami: You're going down.

Bakura: So guys, who do you think will win?

Tristan: My bet's on Yami.

Mokuba: My big bro will win this game!

Yami Bakura: Kaiba will win.

Bakura: Well, yes, but you know, Yami IS the Game King.

Seto: -Just realizing what he got himself into- Oh, shit.

Yami: -laughing his head off-

They play the game ten times, and Yami kicks Kaiba's butt ten times.

Yugi: YAY! -

Kaiba: Shut up.

Yami Bakura: Lemme try!

Yami: Any day, any time.

They play for a while until they get bored…then the dreaded game comes up.

Mai: I have an idea! Let's play truth or dare!

Marik: You have GOT to be kidding…

Ishizu: -menacing look-

Marik: On second thought…let's play.

Yami: Fine! But let me go first.

Yami Bakura: No! I wanna go first!

Yami Marik: Quiet you fools! I'm going first.

Ishizu: Yami Marik! I'm ashamed of you!

Yami Marik: Sorry...-mumbling- Stupid girl.

Ishizu: WHAT WAS THAT?

Yami Marik: Nothing.

Meanwhile...

Yami: I'M GOING FIRST!

Yami Bakura: NO! I'M GOING FIRST!

Yami: Go to hell.

Yami Bakura: Why don't you!

Mai: SHUT UP! We're playing Truth or Dare, and Yami's going first!

Yami Bakura: Awww.

Everyone: ­­--;

Yami: Ok, Kaiba, truth or dare.

Kaiba: Dare.

Yami: -smirks- Moon the next car we pass!

Kaiba: NO!

Yami: Well then, I guess you have to make out with every girl in the car.

All girls: -blink- HELL NO.

Seto: -.- Gee thanks…-moons the next car they pass-

Car driver mooned: -speeds up and leaves the van in its dust-

Grandpa: -up in the front- Drivers these days drive too quickly. What's wrong with him?

Yugi: Hmm. I dunno Grandpa. -suppressing laughter-

Yamis (Yami Marik, Yami Bakura, Yami Yugi): -laughing their heads off-

Marik: Never knew you had the balls to do that Kaiba…-shakes head-

Serenity: Can I look yet?

Mai: -she didn't cover her eyes- Yeah, the guys are done being assholes now.

Guys: What's that supposed to mean!

Mai: Just get on with the game.

Seto: Ishizu, truth or dare?

Ishizu: Dare. I'm not a wimp.

Seto: Ok then, with the utmost detail, describe the underwear you have on right now.

Ishizu:-lifts up the waistband of that billowy skirt she wears- Well…-blushes- It's white….

Y. Bakura: And…?

Ishizu: It has polka dots on it…

Duke: o.0 That's it?

Ishizu: And smiely faces in the polka dots…

Marik: O.O

Ishizu: With pink lace all over it…

All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yami Marik: Guys, you shouldn't laugh too much. She can get really mad you know.

Marik: Yeah, one time I laughed at her, she dyed all of my purple shirts yellow.

All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ishizu: That's ENOUGH!

All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ishizu: SHUT THE FREAKIN' HELL UP!

All: o.O –crickets are heard-

Ishizu: Mai, truth or dare?

Mai: Dare.

Ishizu: I dare you to kiss Tristan.

All girls: EWWWWW.

Tristan: Hey! –all offended-

Mai: -kisses Tristan on cheek.-

Tristan: Awww. You call that a kiss?

Mai: -bonks him on the head-

They alternated playing Truth or Dare and Death Jam III until they got to the airport.

Grandpa: Okay! We're here! Everyone out!

Mokuba: -snoring, his head in Seto's lap-

Serenity: Awwww…that's so cute!

Seto: --; -picks up his brother and heads out-

And that's it for chapter two Review please! Remember, the more reviews I get, the faster I update! –hands out cookies-