"Fairy With a Gun"

Chapter 2 "Brand New"

Note: In the last chapter, at the end of it, they were shopping in Timmy's room, not no mall or anything. They aren't that stupid!

Wanda dropped her (not really diamonds) diamond necklace on the floor, trying to put together a real disguise. The necklace was a gift from Juandissimo a couple years back before she met Cosmo. She cherished it and thought it was real diamonds.

"Wanda……um……that's a fake" Timmy said as he examined it

"Oh. That bitch Juan" she said as she poofed it away

Wanda knew Juandissimo was cheap. He was always cheap. He couldn't even afford an engagement ring when all he could was poof it to where ever they were at the moment!

"God, that guy was and is so fucking cheap!" she screamed.

She decided the biggest biggest BIGGEST AND ONLY decision she had EVER EVER EVER EVER made in her life – she wanted to break free from Juandissimo and start fresh (with the same god child of course and with Cosmo). She didn't want the crap she had with Juandissimo to go on any longer – and she didn't want to die.

She took Cosmo and Timmy and poofed away with them to somewhere exotic – Fairy World. She provided bulletproof vests (that Juandissimo didn't have) and all the supplies they would need. She put on her Crimson Lynn suit.

(Now you are probably thinking – "Who the hell is Crimson Lynn?". Well, Crimson Lynn is a female spin-off of the Crimson Chin)

The Crimson Lynn suit didn't fit Wanda. It was wayyyyy toooo small…….

So, for Plan B disguise – and there wasn't one. There wasn't even a Plan A. What was Wanda to do? She poofed a bigger Crimson Lynn suit to herself. Turns out they only made one size. It said "one size fits all". Yea right.

"Shit. I need a disguise!" she screamed.

"Wanda, I got your disguise." Someone called out

"Ok, hand it to me."

A gunshot was fired.

That was a shot they heard around the world.

Turns out, the hitman didn't shoot Wanda. He shot Mama Cosma. And the hitman was Juandissimo.

"Mama!" called out Cosmo.

"Don't say a word. Just run Cosmo and Timmy!" Wanda screamed.

And that was the scream they heard around the world.

And Mama Cosma was dead! Yay!