Addendum to the Official Archives of the Presidency of Alexander J. Luthor
The Archivist has no explanation for the sudden appearance of this paper, nor for the marks which appear to be made by small, yet quite sharp teeth, on all four corners.
Tissy: Mrrorwl. Have you noticed how we've managed to take over not just the Oval Office but the fics?
Meggie: Prrrrrrrr. *Some* humans learn a bit faster than others about the rightful place of cats.
Allie: Maow? So what's your story?
Merlin: Meow. Oh, just dropping in, seeing how well we could push Bridget's buttons. Silly human still thinks that given the choice between doing what she wants us to do and doing just the opposite, we might pick what she wants us to do.
Memnet: Meow. Well, sometimes, but only when it's what we really want.
Meggie: Mew? Any thoughts on how we can get the claw-resistant cat-frustrator to stop it? Sometimes he moves faster than us, and that's wrong, too.
Allie: Trrrl. But he is definitely useful for warming the spots we want to lie on if they're not yet cat preferred temperature and if he doesn't cheat, he's very good at playing cat games.
Meggie: Mew. We like him and want our primary human to keep him--unlike his father, who never should have taken us on, but that's another story--but we should be able to claw him if we want to. It's a principle.
Merlin and Memnet: Meow. We're thinking, we're thinking...
AN: thediehard started it. Did so! Did so!
The Archivist has no explanation for the sudden appearance of this paper, nor for the marks which appear to be made by small, yet quite sharp teeth, on all four corners.
Tissy: Mrrorwl. Have you noticed how we've managed to take over not just the Oval Office but the fics?
Meggie: Prrrrrrrr. *Some* humans learn a bit faster than others about the rightful place of cats.
Allie: Maow? So what's your story?
Merlin: Meow. Oh, just dropping in, seeing how well we could push Bridget's buttons. Silly human still thinks that given the choice between doing what she wants us to do and doing just the opposite, we might pick what she wants us to do.
Memnet: Meow. Well, sometimes, but only when it's what we really want.
Meggie: Mew? Any thoughts on how we can get the claw-resistant cat-frustrator to stop it? Sometimes he moves faster than us, and that's wrong, too.
Allie: Trrrl. But he is definitely useful for warming the spots we want to lie on if they're not yet cat preferred temperature and if he doesn't cheat, he's very good at playing cat games.
Meggie: Mew. We like him and want our primary human to keep him--unlike his father, who never should have taken us on, but that's another story--but we should be able to claw him if we want to. It's a principle.
Merlin and Memnet: Meow. We're thinking, we're thinking...
AN: thediehard started it. Did so! Did so!