Archivist's Note:
Since this document reflects so much light on President Luthor's administration's interactions with other government branches, this material is cross-referenced from the Secret Service Archives
Memo
From: Nicole Pembrook, Executive Director
To: All personnel
Re: Operations management for Presidential security details
1. All personnel should carry cat treats at all times, as a matter of personal safety. These treats should be deployed prior to confrontation escalation. After the incident with Agent Sanders, we have discontinued use of the cheap treats and now have a supply of gourmet treats. Agent Sanders, by the way, continues to recover and requested conveyance of her thanks for the balloon-o-gram.
2. Classes will be held throughout next week on the subject of distinguishing Display of Cat Belly as Trap for Clawing from Display of Cat Belly as Demand for Petting. Since both displays present severe threats if misinterpreted, these classes are mandatory.
3. We will discuss Agents' Kyoko, Miloff, Jensen, Hernandez, and Al-Tikal's proposal for realigning our services to distance protection for the President as opposed to a proximity presence. Suggestions for a proposal title other than "Those Damn Cats Wouldn't Let Anybody Near Him So He's Plenty Safe, Besides, I Don't Get Paid Enough for This" are welcomed.
4. Remember--never interrupt the President while he is engaged reading the latest issue of Warrior Angel. Agent Munoz, by the way, sends his greetings from Siberia.
Author's Note: Still as much thediehard's fault as mine!
Since this document reflects so much light on President Luthor's administration's interactions with other government branches, this material is cross-referenced from the Secret Service Archives
Memo
From: Nicole Pembrook, Executive Director
To: All personnel
Re: Operations management for Presidential security details
1. All personnel should carry cat treats at all times, as a matter of personal safety. These treats should be deployed prior to confrontation escalation. After the incident with Agent Sanders, we have discontinued use of the cheap treats and now have a supply of gourmet treats. Agent Sanders, by the way, continues to recover and requested conveyance of her thanks for the balloon-o-gram.
2. Classes will be held throughout next week on the subject of distinguishing Display of Cat Belly as Trap for Clawing from Display of Cat Belly as Demand for Petting. Since both displays present severe threats if misinterpreted, these classes are mandatory.
3. We will discuss Agents' Kyoko, Miloff, Jensen, Hernandez, and Al-Tikal's proposal for realigning our services to distance protection for the President as opposed to a proximity presence. Suggestions for a proposal title other than "Those Damn Cats Wouldn't Let Anybody Near Him So He's Plenty Safe, Besides, I Don't Get Paid Enough for This" are welcomed.
4. Remember--never interrupt the President while he is engaged reading the latest issue of Warrior Angel. Agent Munoz, by the way, sends his greetings from Siberia.
Author's Note: Still as much thediehard's fault as mine!