Chapter Three:
fight fire with fire
I DO NOT OWN AVATAR. but I was talking to my friends about this and thought it would be funny.
They all met in Aang's dressing room to discuss what to do about O-Nelli. Katara suggested they burn his changing room while he was sleeping.
"I think thats illegal." Aang told her; slouching in the chair that had AANG written inside a star. "Any Ideas Sokka?"
"I'm going with Katara. No one will know its us, I mean, were actors for god's sake."
"I've got a plan." They looked over at Zuko, reading an O-Nelli to japanese translator. "We will fight fire with fire."
"See? Zuko wants to burn him!" Katara bursted out. Zuko shook his head.
"No. We will use those...clothes O-Nelli gave Aang and fight rapper with rapper."
"Sounds OK." But as they all looked at Aang, he knew that it would be him who stopped O-Nelli.
"Sup home-doggie?"Aang stood there in his disco-outfit, afro, and bling bling. O-Nelli looked up from his un-cooked mac n' cheeze.
"My biscut!" The others of the cast were watching from behind a wall; making sure it all went according to plan.
"So fo shizzle my nizzle bobizzle."
"No forizzle!"
"No forizzle." Aang looked at Katara, on a roll; he called over. "Hey Hoe! Get your filthy ass ovah heah!"
"Aang!" She gasped in discust.
"What? What did I say?"
"Bobizzle."
"What?"
"Darizzle fozizzle."
"Does anyone know what this guy is saying?" They all shook their heads. He took in a deep breath and started randomly saying words with izzle in them. "Torizzle, Ma nizzle." He then turned around and returned to the group and asked Zuko what he was saying.
"well apparently, you said at first "That Katara girl is some peice of work; curvy like the...macaroni?" and on your way over here you said "I'm gonna go...what! ah Aang!" Zuko looked away in discust.
"What?" Zuko whisperd what he said and Aang flushed. "How could I have..?"
"What did he say?" Katara asked; Zuko told her and they all blinked in discust.
"I didn't mean to-!"
"Of course." Katara told him blushing. "You were just rambling."
"Thats right!"
YOU ALL WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HE SAID! muhahahaaa!