Tales Of The Brotherhood
Gossip
"OH MY GOD!" yelled Pietro running in with Todd.
"What?" asked Lance, tripping over the bean bag.
"Something so bizzar happened at the institute." said Pietro.
"When where you there?" asked Lance.
"That's not important." said Pietro, excitedly.
"Now." said Todd, hyped up as he got everyone.
"Well what happened?" asked Wanda running down with Tabitha.
"You'll never guess." said Todd.
"Your probably right so tell us!" demanded Wanda.
"It turns out, Scott's dad is ALIVE!" yelled Pietro.
"WHAT?" came everyone.
"Apparently during the crash they where captured in mid fall by some alien life force. . ." Todd was cut off.
"That's where his mother was murdered by the king, because she wouldn't put out. . ." Pietro was cut off.
"Then his father finally got away and started the Star-Jammers or somethin'." Todd was cut off.
"And he just arrived at the institute and told everyone, and the DNA test just proved it." said Pietro.
"After all these years he finally came to see his on. . ." Todd was cut off.
"That and he went gay after Scott's mom was killed." said Pietro.
"Oh. . . my. . . GOD!" yelled Tabitha in disbelief.
"It's like Jerry Springer." said Fred in shock.
"That's the most excitement that place ever got since they found Storm and Wolverine in the closet." said Lance.
"WHAT!" yelled everyone.
"Okay Jubilee told Bobby, who told Scott, who told Jean, who told Kitty who told me that Jubilee and Rahne where looking for a broom because they had dropped a lot of chips on the floor and Rahne had stepped on them. Well apparently the went to the broom closet and found Storm with her shirt all messed up and Wolverine wearing boxers when they opened it." said Lance, eating some chips.
"That's nothing; here is the news we have been waiting for. Scott asked Jean to marry him, and she said yes. But nobody is supposed to know, so naturally only the adults don't." said Todd.
"It's about time." said Tabitha.
"You know what I heard. . . . I heard the Brotherhood is not getting the best gossip." said Magneto coming in from around the corner.
"Oh, and you know something better?" asked Fred.
"Do I? Let's just say I was at the store the other day and I heard that Taryn girl talking to Storm about being a mutant and she didn't know what to do." said Magneto.
"NO way! Ms. 'I'm the best cheerleader in the whole world', one of us?" asked Tabitha.
"No. . . . where better." said Magneto.
"True."
"Yeah."
"That's for sure, yo."
"Totally."
"No doubt."
"Oh did you hear that Taryn is knocked up by Duncan too." said Tabitha.
"Yeah I heard her telling Mindy outside the spa the other day." said Pietro.
"Duncan a father, god what a screwed up child that will be." said Todd, with many nods of agreement in toe.
"I heard something about X23." said Wanda.
"What?" asked everyone else.
"She tried to slice off Scott's head the other day." said Wanda.
"Who could blame her?" asked Sabertooth coming in with popcorn.
"So you think gossipings wrong?" asked Fred.
". . . . . Well so long as it stays with us." said Todd.
"What about DA and FFn?" asked Mastermind.
"They wont find out." said Lance.
"In that case, I heard Z might be going with with William." said Tabitha.
"No way, I didn't even know she was single again." said Pietro angrily.
"Since she's not here. . . . she might go blonde." said Magneto.
"NO! That will be wrong." said Lance in shock.
"Kitty is angry at you by the way, Amara said that she burned a picture of you in anger." said Tabitha.
"What?" asked Lance in shock.
"I say go buy her a present or something." said Wanda.
"Yeah something from the heart." said Todd.
"Did you hear that GT is doing to be introducing us to the TMNT?" asked Pietro.
"Who?" asked Sabertooth.
"Way now." said Todd.
"She's gone back into her fist addiction with them." said Lance.
"Why do we gossip?" asked Pietro.
"The same reason we watch soap operas. . . . . . boredom." said Lance.
"You watch Soap operas?" asked Sabertooth.
"So, we also watch animal planet at a daily bases." said Todd.
"Oh yesterday, Betsy the boa had her eggs, and tomorrow they are supposed to hatch." said Mastermind.
"Oh and. . . . ."
TO BE CONTINUED
-FIN, FOR THIS CHAPTER SEGMENT-
The part about Scott's dad was true.