Tales Of The Brotherhood
Toad's New Look
Toad stood in the bathroom in front of the mirror. His usual outfit was thrown in a laundry basket they had named the vanishing trash bag. He was wearing a green camouflage T-shirt over a black turtle neck. His ripped blue jeans hung out of the basket and he was wearing a pair of black baggy pants and some black boots.
"I cant believe I'm doing this." he muttered to himself as he took a hand full of hair and cut it off with a knife.
It wasn't a lot of hair, but enough to make a difference in the frame of his face. He was on another patch of hair when a sleepy Lance came in, still in his pajamas. He walked behind Todd and moved over to the faucet and turned it on as he put tooth past on his tooth brush.
"Mornin' Todd." he said in the middle of a yawn.
"Morning." said Todd, frozen.
Lance brushed his teeth and walked back out, knocking over some shampoo bottles, without even noticing Todd. Todd let out a sigh of relief and went back to cutting his hair. Outside Lance was walking to his room when he had a double take and ran into the bathroom again to see Todd cutting his, CLEAN, hair.
"We have scissors." said Lance, examining the bathroom.
"I know I like this look." said Todd, mixing something green.
Lance looked around at the bathroom. Their was a new soap bar out that had been used though, empty shampoo and conditioner bottles, gel, and hair dye. He also remembered he didn't have to search for the tooth past, and that Todd's teeth where way much whiter, not yellow at all. Lance slowly backed out of the room and then quickly went to go get the others.
"Great." said Todd, adding the green to the tips of his hair.
"What the heck is your. . . ." Wanda trailed off as her and the rest where herded to the bathroom door, Pietro studied the screen.
"Who the hell are your and what did you do with our Toad?" asked Pietro wide eyed.
"What?" asked Todd.
"How many times did you wash your hair?" asked Wanda in shock.
"Fifteen times." said Todd as if it where an everyday thing.
"Why are all of you herded outside the door. . . . ." Magneto trailed off.
"Excuse me." said Todd slamming the door in their faces and locking it.
"Yeah, like that's going to help." said Tabitha putting a comb in the keyhole, but it flew back out and blew up on Pietro's bare foot.
"AHHOWW!" yelled Pietro hopping up and down.
"Let me try." said Lance, sending a wave of energy, only to have it fly back and hit Tabitha.
"Let me give it a try." said Fred running into the door, only to fall back and knock Magneto into the wall.
"For crying out loud." said Wanda hexing it.
The hex flew off the door and bounced off the walls and bounced all the way down the stairs and out the door. They heard a car squeal and a hub cap rolled into the house. Wanda looked at ceiling innocently. Pietro powered up and ran at the door, only to have it open and him almost fall out the window.
"You kids seriously need a new hobby." said Magneto getting up.
"I love your hair." said Tabitha, playing with the tips of Todd's hair.
"What's up with the new look?" asked Lance.
"I wanted to try something new. . . . So what do you think?" asked Todd nervously.
"I like it." said Tabitha with the rest nodding.
"Good, I have date tonight and I wanted to try something new." said Todd.
"You! WHAT!" yelled everyone, this even got Magneto's attention.
"I have a date." said Todd.
"With who?" asked Wanda, not notching a vase flying across the hall.
"Candy from at the mall, she works at the chinese food stand." said Todd.
"You mean that red head who's friends with Kitty?" asked Lance.
"Yeah, the one who's always chipper." said Todd, walking downstairs.
"What does she look like?" asked Wanda yanking Lance close to her face angrily.
"Ohm, short orange red hair, blue eyes, freckles. . . ." he was cut off.
"Is she pretty?" asked Wanda.
"Yeah, she's pretty. Anything else Ms. Jealous; body type, what kind of color red orange is her hair." said Lance as Wanda let go of him.
"Actually yeah." she said.
"Well her body type reminds me of Amara or Rahne, and her is like the flower 'Tiger Lily' you know the orange ones with black spots." said Tabitha, going to her room the get dressed.
"Wanda, do you like Toad?" asked Magneto in fear.
"NO!" she yelled quickly and stomped down the stairs.
"Wanda, I don't care if you do, I just want to know." said Magneto forcefully.
"I don't." she yelled back up the stairs.
"Okay, okay. . . . . . . . So who do you like?" asked Magneto walking down the steps.
"No one!" she yelled at him.
"This must be bothering you; Toad having a date and all." said Lance.
"What makes you say that." she snapped.
"Your downstairs in your night gown." said Lance.
"Oh." she said, as she dashed up the stairs.
"Tabitha, knock it off!" yelled Pietro from the bathroom.
Pitero had his head stuck in the window and Tabitha was poking him happily. Wanda stared for a few seconds and then went into her room. Tabitha soon went to her room as well. Lance and Todd walked upstairs.
"Someone help." said Pietro.
"Oh gee." said Lance as him and Todd went to go un-stick Pietro.
THE END- NOT
TO BE CONTINUED
I hope you enjoyed this, for it twas fun for me. I actually had a dream about this, it rocked.
