Tales of The Brotherhood
Shotgun
"Where going to the store." said Lance, as headed for the door.
"SHOTGUN!" yelled Todd and Pietro at the same time, Pietro beat him.
" HA HA!" yelled Pietro.
"That's against Shotgun codes." said Todd angrily.
"Who says." said Pietro.
"It's the official laws of shotgun calling. Rule number 1. It must be loud enough to be heard by one witness." said Todd.
"Lance you heard me right? Besides your making this up." said Pietro.
"He's not." said Tabitha sitting in the seating on the hood.
"I know I'm going to regret this. " muttered Lance, "Show me the rules."
"Okay." said Todd, taking Lance's laptop and popping a site up.
"Rule number 1 also declares you can call back seat, like back left or right." said Wanda.
"Back Left!" yelled Tabitha.
"In the case of a tie the owner may call who gets the seat." said Todd.
"It also says you must be outside, all people who will be in the car, before it can be called. Early callings are strictly prohibited.
"SHOTGUN!" yelled Todd, Wanda, and Pietro.
"Great." said Lance.
"Shotgun! on the way home." said Pietro.
"How about no." said Wanda.
"They can also only call it for a one way trip." said Pietro smugly.
"It also says you cant call the 2nd trip shotgun until after reaching your first destination and outside once more." said Todd.
"Damn." said Pietro.
"Also Wanda can call it again on the way back." said Tabitha reading it.
"Lance still has the say." said Fred.
"Yeah, but Kittys coming with and it clearly states and I quote. 'In the instance the driver's spouse, lover, partner, or hired prostitute for the evening is going to accompany the group, he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline.'" said Lance.
"Well I guess Kitty counts as a hired prostitute." said Pietro, finding rocks flying at him.
"Aha." said Todd, "But it clearly states that the person who knows how to get to the place or navigator gets shotgun automatically."
"Then that goes back to you and Pietro." said Fred.
"I don't want to ride with Blob, no offense." said Wanda.
"None taken, in that case I get front seat. It says an occupant is to large and makes it uncomfortable for the back seaters. I automatically get front seat." said Fred.
"That's it I declare survival of the fittest." said Lance.
"Can he do that." said Wanda.
"Yeah it clearly states if the driver declares it, who ever takes it by force gets the front seat." said Tabitha.
"Okay." said the group beginning, to hex, kick, punch, and attack each other.
"STOP! Your going to scratch my paint." said Lance, "That's against the rules."
"I call Laser." said Kitty walking up.
"What does that mean?" asked Pietro.
"It means I just overrided your shotguns and I automatically get shortgun." said Kitty jumping in, "Your not the only one to read the Shotgun Guide."
"Oh man." said the rest getting in.
"Now can we go to the store." said Lance.
"Yeah." said Todd handing the laptop to Kitty.
"Good, we have the direction on here." said Lance.
"Let's just go." said Pietro.
TADDA!
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