Harry: I got Avril Lavigne!
Ron (mimicking Professor Binns): Ah, the great Professor Avril Lavigne once said 'Why do you have to go and make things so Complicated? You see the way you're acting like if somebody else gets me frustrated? Life's like this: you fall and you crawl, you take what you get, and you turn it into: you promised me I would never see you fake it.
Hermione: No, no, no.
Ron: You just ruined the moment, Hermione!
Hermione: A moment like this.
Harry: Some people wait a lifetime for that one special kiss.
Hermione: Oh I can't believe it's happening to me- Harry stop kissing me!
Mrs. Norris: Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow…
Harry: Buy your cat some cat treats, today!
Ron: I'm surrounded by idiots.
(I know this makes no sense it is really dumb i just think it is funny and no i am not a harry and hermione shipper)(please review)