I should have been Red Ranger
Disclaimer: Not facing the awful truth that I don't own Power Rangers.
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I should have been Red Ranger!
Not that street thief he...
I should have been Red Ranger!
Why didn't Crugger pick me?
I sucked up to the 'pup'
For more times than I can remember...
I even bought him presents
For his brithday in December!
I know every rule in the SPD Handbook, test me c'mon
Even Rule 501, don't leave the toliet seat up.
I don't steal
Not like that thief!
The irony of he being Red Ranger
Makes me wana leave..
In more ways than one,
I am superior to him.
For one, I don't steal or shoplift
At every little whim!
I won't abuse my power
Like that egoistic jerk...
His face always plastered with an irritating smirk...
Another reason why I'm better than he,
I'm much better looking!
Don't you agree?
Plus I spent more time and years and effort
Training in SPD
Won't it be more fair
To give the Red Ranger powers to me?
I want to pummel him to death
Till he has not a breath left...
And I wana take
What rightfully belongs to yours truly!
I am number two for target practice
Number one is obviously Dru
But instead of Red, I'm stuck with Blue!
Why didn't Crugger pick me?
That's the point, I really don't see...
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Sorry about any grammer or spellin mistakes! Thought of this when I was bathing :) Oh and I don't hate Sky... So sorry if this is somewhat Sky-bashing...
Blackie Frogz