Kagome: Inuyasha...do you think I am fat...?
Inuyasha: No...no...okay. You are huge. Your stomach is the size of the pile of food I eat a day.
Kagome: Pregnancy sucks. places hand on stomach
Inuyasha: Okay...well...I have trained with Kaede...so...if you ever deliver here, you can count on me.
Kagome: glistens Okay.
Miroku walks in with a pregnant Sango right behind him.
Sango: Being pregnant is cool!
Kagome: rolling eyes Right...
Sango: Ohh...my stomach..
Kagome: Something wrong?
Miroku: I think she's about to go into labor..!
Sango: lies on couch crying then her water brakes
Miroku: Honey..?
Sango: screams Ahhh! My water--it broke...
Kagome: waddling to Sango Oh god...
Inuyasha: Grab some towels, a bowl of warm water, and a soft pillow.
Kagome: gets a cloth
Miroku: gets a bowl of water
Inuyasha: Okay...
Miroku: Sango..
Sango: squeezing soft pillow MIROKU! GET ME MY RELAXING MUSIC!
Miroku: Okay.
Inuyasha: Just go!
Miroku: running to car
Inuyasha: Okay..
Kagome: kneels down next to Sango
Inuyasha: Kagome, wipe her forehead, please.
Kagome: wiping Sango's forehead
Suddenly, Kagome felt a sharp pain in her stomach.
Kagome: ...
Inuyasha: You, okay, Kagome?
Kagome: water breaks Oh...god..my water just broke..
Inuyasha: WHAT!
Kagome: It's Time..
Inuyasha: lifts Kagome to other couch great..stuck with two pregnant women in labor...okay, both of you bend your legs.
Kagome and Sango: Bends legs
Inuyasha: goes to Kagome Okay, Kagome you can't push until you reach 10 cm.
Kagome: screaming
Inuyasha: goes to Sango Push, push, Sango, push!
Sango: taking deep breaths and pushes
Kagome: feeling a huge contraction Inuyasha, I need to push!
Inuyasha: Okay, you've reached 10 cm, now push!
Kagome: pushing
Inuyasha: Push..and I can see the head...
Kagome: pushing
Sango: pushing WHERE'S MIROKU?
Inuyasha: I don't know! Both of you guys keep pushing. You are doing great!
Sango: pushing, and takes deep breaths
Kagome: pushing
Inuyasha: The head is out, Kagome!
Kagome: pushing
Inuyasha: Two more big pushes!
Sango: pushing
Kagome: crying
Inuyasha: PUSH!
Kagome: pushing
Sango: crying
Kagome: pushes for last time and baby slides out
Inuyasha: running to Sango c'mon, push, push..
Sango: pushing nrrrraggghhhhhh!
Inuyasha: Head is out!
Sango: pushing for last time ahhhhhhhhgggggghh!
Inuyasha: The baby is out!
Miroku: Hey, hey!
Inuyasha, Kagome, and Sango: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!
Miroku: Sorry. Woah!
Inuyasha: Yeah. I know.
Kagome: Thank you Inuyasha.
Sango: Yeah.
Then hours later, the ambulance came to check if everything's okay...
the end...