Lu Bu galloped into the night, with his trusty Red Hare. 'Where can she
be?' The dense woods were horrible. The trees clumped together, the
moonlight couldn't get in except the faintest glimmer, and there seemed to
be eyes everywhere. Shaking his head, Lu Bu moved on, finding a pond for
his Red Hare to drink. "Here Red Hare. You have done well. Take your
drink." The horse drank quietly, noticing his owner's concerned face. Lu
Bu thought again. "Okay, now how am I going to get there through the dense
woods?" A rustle behind the bush caused Red Hare's ears to shoot up. Lu
Bu gripped his weapon tightly and moved forward. Inch by painful inch, the
target was closer. And closer. Even closer! Lu Bu poked with his
halberd, and heard a yelp. He reached in and pulled the person out.
It was a little girl with red hair in braids. 'RED HAIR???' Red Hare shuffled closer to the strange girl, prodding her with his nose. Then, the girl whinnied and grunted in return! 'What the hell.?' Lu Bu dropped the girl on her feet and looked at her. "Do you speak Chinese?" The child smiled and answered. "Yes. I am Eliza Thornberry, and I can talk to animals-" Lu Bu, impatient to get started on his journey. "Yes, I saw that. Have you seen a woman with a large bow, black hair, sash on her waist, and white dress?" Eliza thought this over. "Well, I heard Lucky curse someone like that. And the animals have been saying she went." Eliza pointed down river. "This way. I gotta find some friends of my own. See you later!" Eliza swam to the other bank, waved, and left into the dense forest. 'Hopefully not. What a strange girl.' Lu Bu headed down river the Red Hare, who seemed quite happy to leave too. 'Man, how could she say that I'm a stupid horse?? Her brain is smaller than a cock roach!! Crazy bitch!' Shaking this thought, Red Hare plodded on, in search of his mate.
As Lu Bu moved on, he heard the cry of an animal in danger. He decided to just plod on, in search of his friend. yeah, right. FRIEND. Well, more like he TRIED to move on. until a chimp landed on him. "Ahh!" Lu Bu and Red Hare, startled, bucked back, knocking the chimp unconscious. Then, a strange jungle boy bit poor Red Hare in the ass, causing him to kick out a leg and conk him out too. "Thank the gods that that's over." Sorry Lu Bu, but not quite. Because who decides to pop up again? Only Eliza Thornberry. Eliza, trampling through the woods and screaming their names like her butt was on fire, realized what Lu Bu accidentally did to her comrades. The result? NOT PRETTY. "WHAT DID YOU DO???" Her hair stuck up like a Super Saiyan's and turned silver. Next thing Lu Bu knew, he was running away from crazy energy blasts and Eiliza's Kung Fu. Red Hare tossed his owner on it's back and ran like hell was after them. "COME BACK HERE!!!" Needless to say, they didn't.
~DS: How come there aren't any female Super Saiyans anyway? Does Pan do that, or Bra? WHAT KIND OF CRAPPY/SHITTY NAMES ARE THOSE??? _ Oh well. REVIEW!~
It was a little girl with red hair in braids. 'RED HAIR???' Red Hare shuffled closer to the strange girl, prodding her with his nose. Then, the girl whinnied and grunted in return! 'What the hell.?' Lu Bu dropped the girl on her feet and looked at her. "Do you speak Chinese?" The child smiled and answered. "Yes. I am Eliza Thornberry, and I can talk to animals-" Lu Bu, impatient to get started on his journey. "Yes, I saw that. Have you seen a woman with a large bow, black hair, sash on her waist, and white dress?" Eliza thought this over. "Well, I heard Lucky curse someone like that. And the animals have been saying she went." Eliza pointed down river. "This way. I gotta find some friends of my own. See you later!" Eliza swam to the other bank, waved, and left into the dense forest. 'Hopefully not. What a strange girl.' Lu Bu headed down river the Red Hare, who seemed quite happy to leave too. 'Man, how could she say that I'm a stupid horse?? Her brain is smaller than a cock roach!! Crazy bitch!' Shaking this thought, Red Hare plodded on, in search of his mate.
As Lu Bu moved on, he heard the cry of an animal in danger. He decided to just plod on, in search of his friend. yeah, right. FRIEND. Well, more like he TRIED to move on. until a chimp landed on him. "Ahh!" Lu Bu and Red Hare, startled, bucked back, knocking the chimp unconscious. Then, a strange jungle boy bit poor Red Hare in the ass, causing him to kick out a leg and conk him out too. "Thank the gods that that's over." Sorry Lu Bu, but not quite. Because who decides to pop up again? Only Eliza Thornberry. Eliza, trampling through the woods and screaming their names like her butt was on fire, realized what Lu Bu accidentally did to her comrades. The result? NOT PRETTY. "WHAT DID YOU DO???" Her hair stuck up like a Super Saiyan's and turned silver. Next thing Lu Bu knew, he was running away from crazy energy blasts and Eiliza's Kung Fu. Red Hare tossed his owner on it's back and ran like hell was after them. "COME BACK HERE!!!" Needless to say, they didn't.
~DS: How come there aren't any female Super Saiyans anyway? Does Pan do that, or Bra? WHAT KIND OF CRAPPY/SHITTY NAMES ARE THOSE??? _ Oh well. REVIEW!~