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chapter 2
Hermoine rollded over and lit her cigarette. She loved the tradishion of smoking after sex. Crabbe layed next to her eyes wide open and he kep tsaying wow over and over and over and voer again. "First time?" she rolled over and looked at him. "Yeah, he said. That was awesome!" "i'm glad you liked it, but dont you dare go telling the whol school about it! You can only tell Draco." Crabbe nodded. Hermione got up and got dressed as Crabbe stared hungrily at her naked, glistening body. "Ew," she said when she caught him staring. And she flounced out of the room.
"Hey, harry" Hermione said when she saw him standing outside. "hey,' he said. 'what was going on in there?" "Nothing," hermioen said, grabbing his arm and leading him away. "Wanna go have sex?" "Um... maybe later" harry said. "What? You don't want to have sex wit me?" Before she could giver him a chance to reply, she spun on her heal and ran off down the hallway, her gorgeous brown hair bouncing behind her as well as her ample bosom. She reached her room and threw herself on the bed sobbing, her ample bosom heaving with every breath she took.
"Hermoine ? Why are you crying!? Draco asked. He ran to her bed and lifted her up, taking her into his manly, musclar, mascline arms. She crying on his shoulder for a bout ten minutes, and then finally she dryed her eyes and looked deeply into Draco's cold grey eyes. "Why are you crying?" he wiped her wet cheeks. "Joe Zygglebunckings called me ugly!" she cried out, lost in hysteria. "What? That stupid fifth year. How dar he call you uglY!!! Im gonna kick his arse!"
"ZYGGLEBUNCKINGS! GET YOUR ARSE OVER HERRE!" Draco stromed down the hall towards Joe, fuming with fury and rage and anger. The boy stopped walking and cowared against the cold stone wall of the hallway. "W-wh-what do you want?" he whimpred at Draco. "WHT IS WRONG WITH YOU? CALLING MY GIRLFRIEND UGLY!? SHE IS NOT UGLY SHE IS BEUTIFUL!" I" don't know what you're talking about" Zygglebunckings said, suddenly knowing what he ahd done. "HErmione granger, you called her UGLY." Draco punched him again and again, leaving his bloddy body to lay there as he ran away to comfort Hermone moer. "Oh, Hermione, I'm sorry that stupid zygglebunckings called you ugly. Do you wante me to comfort you?"
"Yes, but sniff I have to tell you something, draco. I ll-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-love you." I love yout oo hermipone," draco said and then kissed her passionately. Hermione broke away. "But, I did something dumb, draco. I slept with... I slept with.... I had sex with crabbe!" Draco gasped, allowing a pale hand to cover his perfectly shaped, sensuous mouth. "No." "Yes, Draco, I'm so sorry." "I NEVER WANT TO TALK TO YOU EVER A GAIN YOU DUMB, UGLY,BITCH!" DRACo shouted and then ran from the room, sobbing.
Well, Draco appollogised to FLORAMARIA for screwing things up as badly as he did. They had makeup sex and then he cried for an hour , resting his head on her heaving, ample bosom. "She means a lot to you, doesn't she," floramaria said, petting his blonde head. "Yes, I love her so much. I'll never stop. Never." Floramaria nodded and smiled down at him. 'Hye, what's going on in here?" said lavender and parvati barging into the room. "draco loves Hermione but she slept with crabbe and he never wants to see her again." "Oh, poor draco, they said, petting his head and rubbing hi sback. "We should all have sex to make you feel better!" Parvarti suggested. "Would you like that, Draco, "lavender asked. Draoc nodded and they percedded to have wild, passionate and kinky sex.
Harry was angry. All the girls were having sex with dfraco and none with him. He growled, punching a wall, which was magically soft so he didn't hurt himelf. He grumbled sstorming down a hallway until he came across the bloddy form of joe zygglebunkings. Joe?" he asked. "Are you alright?" "Stupid Malfoy beat me up. He replied. "I cant'move," In a moment of insane lust, Harry decided that since joe zygglebunkings couldn't defend himself, Harry made mad, passionate love to him on the hallway floor. "Why did Malfoy beat you up," harry asked afterwards. "cuz I called Hermione ugly. I didn't mean it though. I only said it because I love her and just don't know how to tell her.." "Oh, you do? So do I," harry said. "I don't know how to say it either. She's just so untouchabl. I'm afraid to have sex with her anymore cuz she got so much better than me," "I wish I could have sex with her," Joe Zygglebunckigns said wistfully. "I should try to arrange that for you," Harry agreed and went to go find Hemione to tell her to do that.
Ron was mad. He couldn't understand where everyone was. HE couldn't find anyone and he felt really lonely. So lonely that he hadn't had sex indays. He was looking for anyone who would be williong, but was coming up blank. Suddenly, Lucus Malfoy appereated onto Hogwarts grounds. "You can't do that!" Ron shoutd. "I just did" Lucis laughed, taking hold of Ron's manly, strong, arm and apparating away with him.
Floramaria looked up from her wild, passinonate foursome. "Ron's been kidnapped!" she shouted. "What? Oh no!" said lavender and parvati. "My Ronnikins!" th3ey both burst into tears. Draco muttered about his ruined sex. "We have to find Harry, Floramaria said, He'll know what to do. "Harry" they shouted running down the hallway. But Harry was no where to be found. "He better not be in Hemrione's room," Draco growled, barging in there. But he was. And surprisingly, they were not having wild, passionate sex. They were merely both in there. Still, Draco was mad. "What are you doing in here." "I'm talking to Hermooine." "Well, don't'. She's my girflfriend." "WHAT?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!? SHE'S MINE!" "NO, SHE'S MINE" "NU UH!" "STOP IT RIGHT NOW!"Hermione shouted at the top of her lungs. "Ron's been kidnapped!" Draco told them. "Oh know!" Hermioen shouted. "What are we going to do?"
"I know." Said Floramaria. "I know how we can save Rom."