AN: okay guys so I am so sorry I didnt up date in like forever! See what happened was that my uncle dyed and then I had to study for these reeeeeally harde exzams at shcool, and then i had togo to this place called sree Lanka with my Mom but I don't think that's how you spell it and then I came back and I got into a lot of troubble with drugs and stuffe, and then I died but it was only for like a minute so don't worry, I didn't go toward the light be4cause I knew I had to finish this story cuz my loyal fans was waiting! Thaaaaanx for understanding!
chappter 3
"OHMYGOD we have too save Ronniekins!" screemed Hermmmion. IN an insane move, she took off her shirt, bearring her vbeautifful boob. FLORAMARIA, not distracted at all( well, maybe a litttle) by the boob, contued. "Ron is in the ForrBIDdon FORest. WE have too go get him! "BUT RON STEALS ALL MY SEXX! Draco yeeled. I HATE HIMM." "WEEl that's toob ad draco cuz i love ron, said harry. "We need him bakc so i can hav more wild, passionate sex wit hhim!"
meanwhile...
LUcisu Malfoiy threw Ronn on to the soft, fluffie, bed in his secret shacke in the Forestt. "What are you doing?" ron cryed out! "i am tayking you hostuge. I HAPPEN TO BE SYKIC and herd you sayy you want sex. weell i amm gonna give you that sex!" "OHMYGODNO" ron cryed out! "OHMYGODYES" lucius replyed. "that's gonna be rape!" rons aid. "not if you cunsent to it." "but why would i do that?" "becuase you want sex!" "you have a gud point..."
Lucios craweld onto the bed with Rom and
storoked his strong, manly arms. "You have vary strong, manly
arms," he said. "Why tahnk you, i work out alot
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bett you do you strong manly you."
suddenly they had wild, passionate sex. "my butt hruts," Ron said, and so then they had more wild, passionate sex. "i'm SOOOO glad we did this, cause I was getting pretty desperate and needed som sex." "Yeaaaa I know you mean, weasely, i Needed sex too. my wifte never gives me sex anymore." they had a moment.
And then they had more wild, passionate homeosexual sex.
and THEN Draco BURST in. "OHMYGODHWATAREYOUDOIN?" he yellsed. "I am havvign sex with your dad what does it looke like Malfoye? GOSH have sum desency and gvie us pricavy! Ron yelled. Draco ran out and gave the group a look of terrification.
FLORAMARIA screamde. "IWANNAJOIN!" andrushed in. She wass met with da sightn of ron engored manlyhoodness deeep inb luscious's moth. FLORAMARIA eegerly stripped her dresss and jumped ontopof loocius. "FUCK ME!" she gasped and spread her leggs against his excitement. the boies, glad that there was a girl, egarly reacted by fuckign her and rubbing her shimmering boobs. toghether, they ahd wild, passionate sex.
DRaco was mad. he herad the sounds or passion and peleasure from inside and was immediately hard. He turned to Hermionne adn said "I FORGIVE YOU FOR SLEEPIGN WITH CRABBE!" And then he tropped his leather pants and shooved her up against a tree. Hermoin responded with violetn thrusts. Harrry lookied upon this wit horror. HE was so alone and with no sex.
He ran back to the cschool cand brust into Jinny's roonm. "Ginny! Wille yuo give me sex?" "OHMYGODEYS! Hairy i have ben waitign for you to ask that for me forevver!" "WATHabout me?" Joe Zygglebunckings appeared from under ginny's bed. "EWNOIWON"T HAVE FUCK WIHT A GUY!" and JOe Zygglebunckings dropped joe zygglebuncking's pants and said "I"M NOT A GUI." SUre enough, seh wan'st. "MY name is joesaphine zygglebunckings, but i go by joe.and i jjust have short hair so some people thingk i'm a guy.
and then they wild passionate sex until lunca came in and got real jealos. and she pulle dout her wand ans pointed it at the bed wehre the three of htem were intwined, doign it. "AVADA KAVDAVERA!" shes said. and a bolt o green jet light expladed from the end and hit profesore Magoneagall.
AN: OKAY thatas it for now! staye tooned!
