The Wedding that went Wrong
Disclaimer: I still don't own Super Smash Bros. Though I tried my best to buy the Nintendo company for 100 dollars. They didn't sell though, and the person on the phone just laughed at me. (TT)
Well, sorry it took so long, I just wanted to gather some more ideas before I started the next chapter, so please don't kill me. Actually, I'm surprised that so many people reviewed! It's a little sad because some of my other stories, while aren't nearly as funny, are better written and have well developed characters and everything. Though I can deal with it because my Final Fantasy story just got a big boost in popularity.
BTW: I just got all the character in Super Smash Bros. Melee! Mr. Game and Watch still might not make an entrance, but you never know. If I get a funny idea with him then I'll probably use it! Other character (some of which I didn't know existed in Super Smash Bros. Melee) will make an appearance and most likely will be here to stay. Also, Mario a.k.a. Dr. Mario isn't at the wedding, but his hilarious surgery will be at the beginning of the chapter! Plus there may be more patients for Dr. Mario's crazy hospital! More information at the end of this chapter!
Now on to the story! (Finally!)
(I love stars -) Chapter 2: Two Mischievous Plans At the hospital…
Dr. Mario rushed through the door into the hospital where he quickly changed into his uniform. He walked out of the bathroom which he was changing in and the lady at the desk said, "Dr. Mario, your patient Mr. Cullenger is waiting on the second floor in operation room 2-B."
Dr. Mario responded, "Thank you Mrs. Talliway."
He rushed upstairs to the operating room. Mr. Cullenger was lying on the operating table ready for operation with a few doctors standing by. Dr. Mario then said, "Let's start this heart transplant."
The doctors carefully open the patient and he started to bleed slightly. One of the doctors then said, "Oh good lord!" and fainted. Dr. Mario then said, "Not again Dr. Fanthart!"
Another doctor kicked Dr. Fanthart out of the way and they continued with the surgery. A spout of blood squirted in one doctor's face and he screamed loudly and ran to the sink where he furiously began scrubbing his face. Dr. Mario rolled his eyes and muttered, "Dr. Scrobit…"
The surgery continued and when Dr. Scrobit got the blood off his face he rejoined the surgery. Half and hour later Dr. Mario said, "Okay, we're ready for the heart now."
A doctor then said enthusiastically, "I'm on it Dr. Mario!" he turned around and tripped on the unconscious form of Dr. Fanthart. He got up quickly and laughed in an embarrassed tone before retrieving the heart. He reached into the cooler and carefully grabbed the heart and took it out of the plastic bag. On the way he tripped over Dr. Fanthart again and dropped the heart. He quickly grabbed it up again and gave it to Dr. Mario who said, "Thank you Dr. Clumpsy."
They removed the failing heart and Dr. Mario attached the heart. Dr. Scrobit then drained the blood which had been bled in the heart's absence and Dr. Mario announced, "Well that's it! Let's sew him up."
Mr. Cullenger was then sewn up and placed in recovery room 4-C. Dr. Mario sighed and cleaned up. He was about to leave the hospital when Mrs. Talliway called and said, "Dr. Mario, you have another patient."
Dr. Mario sighed and said, "Oh no…"
Meanwhile at the wedding…All the characters were starting to regain consciousness, starting with Kirby. He sat down in a bench and waited for the wedding to resume.
Roy and Marth got up at the same time and looked at each other. Roy looked at Marth's face and burst out laughing. Marth asked, "What?"
Roy responded, "Your face!"
Marth replied, "My face? Look at your face!"
Roy replied, "I can't. I don't have a mirror."
Marth responded, "There's one in the bathroom."
They both entered the bathroom and saw that both their faces were drawn on. They both then started laughing before washing it off.
The girls (except Zelda) came to next and saw the unconscious Ganondorf laying on the ground snoring loudly. Peach then got a mischievous grin on her face and asked, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Samus (who finished getting out of her combat suit) grabbed a chair and some rope. They then picked up the heavy Ganondorf and placed him in the chair and quickly tied him up. Peach asked, "Whose makeup are we going to use?"
Daisy replied, "Use mine, I only bought it for special occasions, I never use it."
Samus then said, "You two might want to wash your faces, somebody drew on them."
Peach replied, "Oh, really? Okay. Hey you!"
The Priest (who just woke up) walked over and asked, "What?"
Peach said, "Watch him and make sure he doesn't escape."
He nodded and stood by while the girls left. He sighed and said to himself, "How on earth did I get myself into this mess?"
In the bathroom Marth and Roy were about to leave. Roy grabbed hold of the doorknob and tried to turn it. The doorknob stuck fast and Roy gave a confused glance at the doorknob as he continued to attempt it.
The girls were at the bathroom door and Samus put down her suit (Which Jigglypuff drew on) and grasped the doorknob to open the door. The doorknob held fast. Samus kept trying to open the doorknob and said quietly, "The doorknob's stuck." She turned it with increased strength.
Roy tried harder to open the door but to no avail. Marth said, "Let me help." He grabbed the doorknob and with their combined strength, tried to open the door.
The other two girls joined in Samus's fight with the doorknob and pulled with all their strength. Samus then said, "The doorknob's turning the other way?" in a confused tone. She tried to let go but the other two girls had their hands on hers and she was trapped.
On the other side of the door Marth and Roy opened the door and heard the crash of three girls falling to the floor. They walked through the door and saw Samus yelling to her friends, "When the doorknob is starting to turn the other way it means somebody's on the other side and the smart thing to do is to let go!"
Peach and Daisy said simultaneously, "Sorry!"
Samus got to her feet and grabbed her suit and walked into the bathroom with the other two girls. The boys then walked into the main room and saw the Priest and the other people who just woke up staring at a still unconscious, tied up Ganondorf.
Marth looked at all the other people's faces and said, "You all might want to wash up, you all have marker on your faces." They all then started lining up for the bathroom. Marth then said to the Priest. "You're free to go wash up your own face, we'll watch him." The Priest left and lined up with the others.
Roy and Marth then took a look at Ganondorf and Roy asked, "You thinking what I'm thinking?"
Marth said, "I think so, what are you thinking?"
Roy said, "I'm thinking that we need a bottle of liqueur, a tube, and a funnel."
Marth then said, "I'll look for the liqueur."
Roy replied, "Then I guess I'm off to get a tube and funnel."
They left the snoring Ganondorf unattended in search of these three things.
Marth entered the reception area of the church and found several bottles of liqueur next to the punch bowl. He grabbed one and saw that Roy had returned with solely a funnel saying, "No tube in sight but this will do."
Meanwhile in the bathroom the girls had cleaned up and were about to leave when a storm of guest burst through the doors in a strong current toward the sinks. The girls were being held at bay from Ganondorf by the crowd.
Roy and Marth had just finished pouring the whole bottle of liqueur down his throat and Roy said, "Well, apparently he can sleep and drink." He shifted his gaze over to the still sleeping Link and Zelda and said, "Wonder when they are going to get up?"
Marth said, "Who knows. Let's just get rid of this stuff before they do."
Roy replied, "Yeah." And through the empty bottle away and funnel in the sink (There was a kitchen in the church in case they had to make food for special occasions such as these).
Peach noticed the Priest in the crowd and yelled, "Hey! I thought I told you to watch Ganondorf!"
The Priest said, "The redhead and his friend took over."
Peach replied, "Oh great. Come on Samus and Daisy, we've got to hurry!"
They pushed through the crowd and saw that Marth and Roy were just standing by. Peach then said, "Okay, they're not doing anything."
Daisy then got out her makeup and said, "Okay! Operation way too much makeup underway!"
A few minutes later…Samus asked, "So are we done?"
Daisy said, "If he was a girl he'd look like he'd look like he'd belong on the street. I think we're done." She then threw away her makeup.
Ness, who overheard, asked, "What does that mean?"
Peach replied, "Wait till you're older, alright?"
Ness reluctantly replied, "Oh all right."
Samus asked, "So do Hyrulians sleep a long time or something?"
Peach replied, "Well, Link never gets a lot of sleep because he's constantly fighting evil people and monsters. Zelda's been up late arranging the marriage and worrying about Link. I also just happen to know that Ganondorf suffers from insomnia since childhood so he never gets any sleep."
Daisy returned to hear this last bit and asked, "Is that why he's so demented?"
Samus replied, "Insomniacs aren't all demented!"
Daisy responded, "Well, Sorry! I was just asking a question. Sheesh!"
Suddenly a large crash could be heard outside and everyone rushed outside to see what it was.
Wow, that was a long chapter! It was supposed to be funnier but I didn't want to confuse people so I sacrificed humor for understandability, though I think some people might still be confused. If so, sorry! The next chapter is a lot easier to understand because there aren't random people running around getting their faces washed or grabbing things.
A.N.: I do not support the use of alcohol in practical jokes. It is a waste of alcohol and not to mention dangerous. These characters are not real and can do these things because of this fact. Thank you for reading this and understanding.
Anyway, did you like the surgery? It was funnier in my mind than what it turned out to be but I wanted the guy to survive and you can't have that it one person is doing the surgery and the others are running around in a panic so I made up for the humor lost with the names and personalities of the doctors.
As for the other patients, they are you! If you wish to be a patient you can submit in your review your name and condition. Remember, you can't have the same condition as the person before had so no open heart surgeries! Feel free to invent your own doctor names, but chances are Dr. Fanthart, Dr. Scrobit, and Dr. Clumpsy will all be present in all surgeries and deliveries. Also you can only go once and please be patient if you aren't used because I'll use you in a later chapter.
If nobody submits a condition I will make one up the next chapter and have Dr. Mario go back to the wedding where he probably won't add to the humor. But who knows? I just might think of something!
Please review!