It was a peaceful afternoon for the residents of Diagon Alley, until
they heard a huge explosion coming from Wealsy's Wizard Weezies. A strong
odor drifted down the street.
"FRED!" shouted George "HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SELL THE PRANKS TO THE CUSTOMERS, NOT PLAY THEM ON PEOPLE!" as a Stink bomb went off in front of a fat old woman wearing a fur coat, who was in the corner staring hungrily at the moldy strawberry in the corner.
"She never even buys anything! She's in here everyday, and you know we've been hoping to sell her something for months!" protested George.
"Thi-this" stuttered the woman, "is the most AMAZING scent I've ever smelled. What do you call it?"
Fred and George stared wide eyed at the lady. Fred quickly answered,
"Ahh... its Fred and George's Super Surprising Smell! Would you care to purchase a bottle or two?"
"Why yes, I think I might," replied the woman, "Where do you keep them?"
"Um... In the back." George said, still goggling at the woman.
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"Thank you, thank you very much," said Fred as he bowed the woman, clutching 5 bags of Stink bombs, out of the store. The last they saw of her was the woman frustratingly trying to set a Stink bomb off in her hair for perfume.
Fred turned to George, "What were you saying about never selling anything to that lady?"
George whipped out his wand and tried to hoax Fred, forgetting that he was holding a fake wand for their show later that night.
Fred and George spent the next hour picking up the frogs that had exploded from the fake wand. The biggest, fattest, and smelliest girl frog had made a nice little nest for herself in George's hair, and seemed very content to bat her eyelashes at Fred, and pucker her lips.
"FRED!" shouted George "HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SELL THE PRANKS TO THE CUSTOMERS, NOT PLAY THEM ON PEOPLE!" as a Stink bomb went off in front of a fat old woman wearing a fur coat, who was in the corner staring hungrily at the moldy strawberry in the corner.
"She never even buys anything! She's in here everyday, and you know we've been hoping to sell her something for months!" protested George.
"Thi-this" stuttered the woman, "is the most AMAZING scent I've ever smelled. What do you call it?"
Fred and George stared wide eyed at the lady. Fred quickly answered,
"Ahh... its Fred and George's Super Surprising Smell! Would you care to purchase a bottle or two?"
"Why yes, I think I might," replied the woman, "Where do you keep them?"
"Um... In the back." George said, still goggling at the woman.
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"Thank you, thank you very much," said Fred as he bowed the woman, clutching 5 bags of Stink bombs, out of the store. The last they saw of her was the woman frustratingly trying to set a Stink bomb off in her hair for perfume.
Fred turned to George, "What were you saying about never selling anything to that lady?"
George whipped out his wand and tried to hoax Fred, forgetting that he was holding a fake wand for their show later that night.
Fred and George spent the next hour picking up the frogs that had exploded from the fake wand. The biggest, fattest, and smelliest girl frog had made a nice little nest for herself in George's hair, and seemed very content to bat her eyelashes at Fred, and pucker her lips.