In Miroku We Trust

Ch 1

Hotel's Sweet, but You're in a Daydream

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha but these ideas are all mine

A/N –pieces written like this are thoughts-

The two dark haired girls came off the escalator to the baggage compartment. They put their suitcases on the scanner and were aloud to pass. Sango and Kegome stood in line to board the plane.

"Kegome are you excited?"

"Yes I am" Kegome said as she gave a very happy smile then began jumping around in glee. Sango shrugged and joined her.

"Hey stop pushing me Inuyasha"

"Well then get in line and stop your womanizing"

"Inuyasha"

Sango whipped around "Miroku?"

Inuyasha gave him a bonk on the head, "Pat attention you dolt!" Miroku came closer to Sango, "Hello my fair lady long time no see"

"Hmm…" Sango sighed, "What are you doing here?"

"We're going to Disney World!" Inuyasha and Miroku exclaimed in unison. "How ironic" Kegome said teardropping.

"Which hotel theme are you ladies staying in?" Miroku asked as the line moved ahead.

"Well, Kegome insisted we go with the Calypso complex"

"Cool! We're staying there too"

Sango teardropped, then gave the woman her and Kegome's tickets. Much to her dismay, the boys followed. "Don't you think this is a little weird?" Sango whispered to Kegome as they took their seats on the plane.

Kegome nodded and began looking at their surrounding peoples. She turned back to Sango, "Of course they're behind us" The two buckled their seatbelts. Sango looked out the window – I sure am happy Miroku can't reach me… he'd probably grope me till the ride was over –

"So which room number do you guys have," Kegome asked as she tried to start a conversation with the half asleep hanyu behind her. "216" he mumbled with his eyes half open.

Sango's eyebrow began to twitch at the fact when someone tapped her on her. She looked to her left to see a hand peeking over the seat, "So what's your room number?" Miroku asked. Sango put his hand back over the seat then replied "217." "Yay we're neighbors" Miroku said happily. Inuyasha began to snore and everyone else, despite Inuyasha himself, teardropped.

"Well he has a good idea good night" Kegome said as she closed her eyes. Sango however stayed awake looking through her window, - great more of Miroku. I already have a problem about how I feel; now I'm stuck with him for 2 months -.

"Sango, is something wrong?"

She snapped out of her trance at the sound of his voice. "No nothing is wrong I'm just…" she hesitated and lied, "Tired I should sleep"

"Ok"

"Goodnight"

Miroku leaned back in his seat – Ugh Miroku why can't you just say it! 'I love you Sango' Erg I don't even know if she likes me – He soon afterwards drifted into sleep.

A few hours later…

Inuyasha was the first to wake, "I'm hungry, time for food" He looked for the flight attendant button and when he found it he pressed it. A woman with long black hair in a fight attendant suit walked up, "May I help you?" she said in a dull tone.

"Yeah can I get some peanuts?"

"The flight is about to end." She commented as she lifted her head.

"Oh shit, Kikyo!"

"Inu-cupcake come to me"

"No you bitch. I thought they put you in a mental institute!"

"I escaped"

"Go away you clay pot"

"Marry me"

"No way in hell"

Sango's eyes snapped open and began glowing black and her hair started to float. Kikyo, Inuyasha, and other onlookers stared at her in amazement. "Leave my friends alone" she said in a harsh tone. Kikyo backed away but not before giving Inuyasha a complimentary bag of peanuts. Miroku woke up just I time to see Sango's hair stand on end. It stopped, her eyes went back to normal and she went back to sleep as if nothing had happened. Inuyasha leaned forward to shake Kegome and wake her up but stopped to smell her hair, "Jasmine, she smells like Jasmine." He shook her and she woke up, "Huh what wha are we there?" "Almost"

Miroku began to shake Sango and not to soon after a hand grasped his and clenched it hard. "I'm awake" "Ok then let the blood flow through my hand"

Sango yawned and looked out her window while Miroku rubbed his hand and Inuyasha opened his bag of peanuts. Kegome saw a faint reflection of Sango in the window, "Are you ok?" Sango sighed, "Yes. Just cranky I guess."

After about 10 minutes the plane landed and they got their luggage. The 4 of them boarded a bus that said 'Calypso' and arrived at the complex 13 minutes later.

The guys, trying to impress their female friends, insisted on carrying all the luggage. Kegome slid the key-card into the door and they went inside. They entered a bright lime green room; there were 2 queen-sized beds with jungle print comforters and a picture of a Toucan on the wall. "I wonder if the T.V. has the Disney Channel" Inuyasha said sarcastically. Everyone laughed, despite Sango who was tracing the Toucan's outline. The guys set the luggage on the bed, "Well thanks for carrying the stuff" Kegome said happily. "Thanks" said Sango who seemed to be in deep thought. "We'll be back in a minute" Miroku stated, "We'll knock 3 times." Kegome smiled as they left.

Yay the end of ch 1 of my new story. Yahoo yippee kayo anyway please review the second ch is funnier so review!