Disclaimer: Really, I don't own the FF series…
Interviewing a Moogle
Interviewer: Hello everybody! I'm here today to interview a very crucial and prestigious character in the Final Fastasy world. Drum rolls please… Everybody, give a round of applause to Mr. Moogle Kupo!
-Moogle enters-
Mr. Moogle: Good evening, Mr. Interviewer. May I correct you, my name is not Kupo. It's just a word that I say often…
Interviewer: Why, Mr. Moogle? Why?
Mr. Moogle: I don't know…
-Momentary pause-
Interviewer: May I ask the questions now?
Mr. Moogle: Fire away.
Interviewer: What's that mean?
Mr. Moogle: Go on with the questions.
Interviewer: Fine. Mr. Moogle, what do you do for a living?
Mr. Moogle: I give save points to people. Kupo!
Interviewer: Do you get an adequate amount of profits?
Mr. Moogle: I don't get profit.
Interviewer: Do you want to get profit?
Mr. Moogle: Yes! But no one gives me! Kupo!
Interviewer: Advice: Quit your job and be a mage. That would do you good.
Mr. Moogle: Why not…hummm…
Interviewer: Let's move on. You're considered special. What is your edge among the other moogles?
Mr. Moogle: I have a balloon on top of my head.
Interviewer: All moogles have balloons on their heads.
Mr. Moogle: Kupo!
Interviewer: Where do you live?
Mr. Moogle: I live in a chapel.
Interviewer: Do you pay the rent?
Mr. Moogle: No.
Interviewer: Then you're illegal. Leave the chapel.
Mr. Moogle: I don't have anywhere to go…
Interviewer: Next question. Who is your favorite customer?
Mr. Moogle: Eiko. She gave me a big bag of cookies. I haven't tasted it yet.
Interviewer: Did you bring it?
Mr. Moogle: Yes. Kupo!
Interviewer: Can I have one?
Mr. Moogle: Sure. Kupo!
-handing a cookie from a big pouch-
Interviewer: Yum… cough,cough I can't… breath… uhhhh…
-falls and emits white foam in mouth-
Interviewer: dead
Mr. Moogle: Are you okay? Oh, well…
Interviewer: …
Mr. Moogle: May I advertise something?
Interviewer: …
Mr. Moogle: Yes? Kupo! I'll get the mic. then.
Interviewer: …dead!
Mr. Moogle: Everyone, if you wanna get a free cookie, come to the chapel now to avail of a free cookie. Promo lasts till there is still cookies… Here's the mic. Mister Interviewer.
Interviewer: DEAD!