Disclaimer: Angry Neko-San and Rinoa do not own FF 10 we wish we did but we don't! We also don't own Adam Sandler and his song I'm so pretty!
The Most Demented Final Fantasy Story Ever
By
Angry Neko-San and RinoaHeartlilly17
Angry Neko-San: This is what happens when we get bored!
Rinoa: Yep things can get demented!
ANS Warnings:
Wakka is feeling gay today. And this is a little inappropriate. But
screw you guys! WE LOVE RANDOM!
Tidus was walking along happily when he saw IT! What was it? It is… IT. Tidus' worst nightmare, the cranky fucking bitch of the century. That and ducks but that is a different story, or is it? dun dun dun! Anyways Tidus ran like hell.
'Stay away from the summoner my ass' Tidus thought as he sprinted.
Like 100 miles later.
Wakka was sitting on the ground picking flowers and singing to himself.
"I'm so pretty oh so pretty I am pretty and witty and gay!"
"What the hell are you singing?" Tidus asked from behind him.
"I feel pretty today!" Wakka exclaimed.
"OK… Are you feeling a little gay today, Wakka?"
"Uh… Maybe? This is the right time to tell you something." Wakka blushed.
" I'm uh… gay… with uh… Seymore" Wakka stammered. ((A/N: We TOLD you…))
"And I bet you fuck chacobos!" Tidus teased.
"Maybe I do…" Tidus started to inch away slowly. He then began to run.
After Tidus was out of sight, Wakka skipped back to the village, singing his little song.
And then a chacobo came along.
What happened between the two, you'd rather not know, but he took what Tidus said to heart.
Tidus was eating at Lulus' trying to forget what Wakka said.
"Man, I'm having a gay day! And do I mean GAY! Wakka blurted out he was gay…" Tidus exclaimed to Lulu.
All of the sudden Adam Sandler comes from out of nowhere inappropriately, actually nothing on at all.
"The world has gone crazy" Tidus screams like a little school girl ((dun dun dun)).
The ((fucking)) End
There might be more coming if you are lucky!