Summary: The Headmaster decides to combine all the game shows into one torture fest for Hogwarts students everywhere!
Whose Line is it Anyway?
Scene: Whose Line is it Anyway set. All the Marauders are crammed behind the desk.
Host Padfoot: "Hello everyone! We're the Marauders here and this is our game show 'The Absurd Show of Absurdness' and we have taken a bunch of Muggle games and stringed them into one! And we've also kidnapped Dumbledore!"
Host Prongs: "That's right! And for our first game, it will be 'Questions Only" from the Muggle show "Whose Frickin' Line is it Anyway?"
Host Moony: "That's right! At the end of each game we will give our anything-but- lovely contestants coupons! Which, the coupons don't matter, because they've expired!"
Audience: GASP!
Host Wormtail: "That's right, the coupons don't matter just like the fact that the Iraqis have no nuclear weapons!"
Host Padfoot: "Okay, well, let's meet our contestants..." he picks up a note card,
"Lily Evans, come on down!"
(Price is Right Music) Lily walks down and sits in a chair.
"Serverus Snape, come on down here you slime-wipe!" Snape glares at the Marauders before sitting down.
"Giant Squid come on down!"
Audience: (Claps extremely loud while the giant squid bows and takes a seat.)
"And Tom Bombadil Riddle! Come on down you evil guy, you!" Handsome, yet evil, Tom takes a seat.
Host Moony: "Okay, you all know the rules of the game, you may only speak in questions so why don't we have Lily and the Squid, who are currently dating, and BFF Snape and Tom!
Lily: James I'm going to hurt you for making me do this!!!
Host Prongs: "Now, now, sugar cubes, there will be plenty of time for that in the bedroom."
Host Wormtail: "Okay, now we need a place for them to be at..."
Dude 1: Ministry of Magic!
Chick 1: Bubble Gum factory!
Christy: Strip club!
Dude 2: Spa!
Host Padfoot: I like strip club, so strip club it is, take it away, Lily and Tom, you start.
Lily: What am I doing here?
Tom: Where are you?
Lily: Are you blind?
Tom: Are you deaf?
Lily: No....
(Buzzer)
Lily and the Squid switch places.
Squid: Do you know where the platform is?
Tom: Those are some BIG Tentacles...
(Buzzer)
Snape walks out
Snape: Who are you?
Squid: Can't you see I'm the GIANT Squid?
Snape: Do you know where my wife is?
Squid: You have a wife?
Snape: Are you surprised?
Audience: YES!
Squid: Are you suggesting that I am?
Snape: Do pink lambs like to sky dive?
Squid: I don't know...
(Buzzer)
Lily struts on stage
Lily: What are you doing here?
Snape: Did you come to see my muscles?
Lily: What muscles?
Snape: Can't you see them right here?
Lily: You call that flab a muscle?
Snape: No....
(Buzzer many times)
Host Padfoot: "Okay, 2000 coupons to everyone but Snape."
Snape: Why you little twerp?
Host Padfoot: "Don't you back sass me young lady!"
Host Prongs: "Okay we're going to take a-"
(Buzz)
"-Quick commercial-"
(Buzz)
"Brake-
(Buzz)
Sirius!!!-"
(Buzz)
(Buzz)
(Buzz)
"-Stop playing with the buzzer!!"
The camera cuts to a commercial brake and the last thing you see is James with his hands around Sirius's neck behind the small desk.
Well???? What did you think?? REVIEW!!! I don't exactly know which game I'm going to do next...I thinking about "Match Game" so once again, please review!!!